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what's your porn star name?

post #1 of 122
Thread Starter 
To create your snappy new porn star name, put together the name of your most beloved childhood pet with the name of the street you live on (or the street you grew up on). That makes me the eminent Chippy Silverhill. My friends, or I guess I should say costars, are Bigun Brown and Duchess Lodge.
post #2 of 122
Hmmm, that would either be:

Willow Frankford
or
Lita Frankford

Cant decide which pet is more beloved...

Nice eh? wink
post #3 of 122
Simba Canyon
post #4 of 122
Beau Houston....

And that actually sounds Porn star-ish
post #5 of 122
Quote:
channelself:
To create your snappy new porn star name, put together the name of your most beloved childhood pet with the name of the street you live on (or the street you grew up on
Hmmm, we always went by 1st childhood pet - which leaves me as Mac Danforth, as opposed to Missy Danforth. Let's just say I prefer Mac.

Among my friends, that gives us the too-close-to-actual name of Lassie X and my own personal all-time fave, Snowball Hanson (it was a guy, and think Clerks - everyone in the room nearly wet themselves laughing when that name was figured out!)
post #6 of 122
Rusty Stratford
post #7 of 122
Mine would be one of four:

Taz Pollock
Cleo Pollock
Dexter Pollock
Courage Pollock

Looks like I'd have to be Ms. Cleo Pollock to generate any interest with the guys
post #8 of 122
T.J. Elm
post #9 of 122
Quote:
Tony Ryan:
T.J. Elm
Hmm....
Toe Job
Tit Job
Tail Jammer
Turkish Jerkoff
....
post #10 of 122
Chico Vista -the Latin Wonder
post #11 of 122
Mine would be:

Farley Woodvine

or

Bogart Woodvine
post #12 of 122
Boots Robinwood.

Sweet Jesus, I feel so retroactively naughty...

Peace.
post #13 of 122
Holy shit....

DAKOTA THIMBLEMILL.

Yeah....
post #14 of 122
Bogie Loma.

Oh yeah.
post #15 of 122
Blood Rose.

My family is weird...
post #16 of 122
Trouble Ziegler
Mischief Ziegler
post #17 of 122
Mine would be Pompom Maurin. Classy.
post #18 of 122
Mine would be Whiskers Centaurian.

This doesn't work. It's actually your middle name and the street you live in.

Then, it would be Philip Centaurian.

Actually, no. I think that's your soap opera star name.

Oh well.
post #19 of 122
Pepe Summerland.
post #20 of 122
I always heard it was the 1st pet too!

Mine would be "Shadow Pinewood"
post #21 of 122
Katie Fairview.
I guess if I'm to be a porn star I'll have to get a sex change.
post #22 of 122
I've always done the middle name / street. So I'm KIRK NEWBERRY.
post #23 of 122
Rio Dogwood
post #24 of 122
Dobie Goodwin

or

Peter Marsh
post #25 of 122
Quote:
Verbal Kint:
This doesn't work. It's actually your middle name and the street you live in.
Ive heard it that way too. Mine would be:

Josefina Frankford

eh... wink
post #26 of 122
The way I've always heard it, your mother's first name and the street you live on is your drag queen name. Your porn star name is your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name.
post #27 of 122
Hmmm.....I live on Dogwood drive....I grew up on Stanford Drive. I used to have a bird named Ruffles, and a poodle named Suzy...

Suzy Dogwood/Stanford? Must become a chick...

Ruffles Dogwood/Stanford is simply ridiculous..

I've always liked 2 I came up with at spur of the moment:
Shiv Matey
Dallas Magnum....

My buddy's Pet + Maiden name= King Perryman, hilarious...
post #28 of 122
My middle name + my street= Jarryd Woodvine

Oh so much better then the pet one.
post #29 of 122
Freddie Brownwood.
post #30 of 122
Quote:
Clarence Beaks:
Freddie Brownwood.
eek!

I guess we know what your specialty would be......
post #31 of 122
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hey, this is post number 3900.
post #32 of 122
Hmm.. I think I can top a few of you

Pet + Street= Apollo Holyhead

Middle name + Street = Hillman Holyhead
post #33 of 122
hmmmmm, disturbingly enough mine would be:

Wookie Doubletree

sounds painful.....oh,well.
post #34 of 122
Tammy Sunset
post #35 of 122
Smokey Montecito
post #36 of 122
Gordon Woodman.
post #37 of 122
Muffin Decker.

Sounds like a lesbian porn star.
post #38 of 122
Buzzy Mount Pleasant.
post #39 of 122
If you go by middle name that'd make me

Gay Sunset.

I think I might prefer Tammy.
post #40 of 122
yikes. I'm...

Angelique Dragonhill
post #41 of 122
Quote:
MoovyPhreak Molinaro:
Mine would be "Shadow Pinewood"
This is better.

Middle name + Street name =

Herbert Pinewood

My middle name is actually also my mother's maiden name for all of you out there snickering.
post #42 of 122
I tried it and it didn't work out so well, so I use the one I created from scratch.

BUSTER HYMEN!
post #43 of 122
Oh cripes, favorite pet + street name = Frou Frou Fairmount...! I love it.

- Or -

First pet (well, first one I 'member) + street name = Fellini Fairmount

Middle name + street = Lee Fairmount

First pet + mum's maiden name = Fellini Ullocan (this so doesn't work)
post #44 of 122
weevie state road 16...

hmm,doesnt have a ring at all,does it/
post #45 of 122
Quote:
Dave Davis:
yikes. I'm...

Angelique Dragonhill
Dragonhill? What a cool name for a street!
post #46 of 122
Quote:
Dave Davis:
yikes. I'm...

Angelique Dragonhill
Dave, that's more befitting for your "drag queen" name!
post #47 of 122
Hobo Skyline

Or in current day:

Polo Sable
Linc Sable
Pete Sable

Hey, I actually kinda like those.
post #48 of 122
pet name + street I grew up on= Sam Phoenix
pet name + street I lived on until december=
Sam HARDing
post #49 of 122
We're moving to Holly Hall. That has a good ring, doesn't it?

Hmmm....

Bristy Holly Hal sounds better than Bristy Burgoyne (First Pet name + Street)
post #50 of 122
McGee Grayton

I had to go pretty far back lest I be called "Sally 34th ave."
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