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post #51 of 122
Trevor Flintridge.
post #52 of 122
Roger Q
post #53 of 122
Middle name: Christopher Stillwell
Pet names: Nightshade Stillwell, Shadows Stillwell, Marbles Stillwell (my fav!), Sugar Stillwell
post #54 of 122
I would be

Rudy Red Cedar

Wow that really sounds like I do beastiality. Which I DON'T do. I swear. Maybe it's because Red Cedar reminds me too much of red rocket. but what doesn't?
post #55 of 122
I love my street name one...
Stephen Yardley! Ha ha ha! It's so good! It's a measurement!
And my pet one is Loki Yardley or Bartleby Yardley, which don't work.
post #56 of 122
Quote:
Smilin' Jack Ruby:
Gordon Woodman.
Good Gawd you live on Woodman!!

You poor soul you!

And for mine I heard it street name first then pet so I like that better anyways...

Celtic Ranger!
post #57 of 122
Bogart Woodvine I am.
post #58 of 122
Boscoe Saint Clair (sounds more like a hardass cop from the '30s)

or

Pepper Tenneson
post #59 of 122
Always did Middle/Street,

Alexander Byrnwyck
post #60 of 122
Going by Hellblazer's rule, which I had always heard, I'm super-Swede porn master Jingles Petersen

Yah.
post #61 of 122
I have to cheat a little bit, as I have always gone by my middle name, here I'll use my frist name and my street.

John Marathon

post #62 of 122
Muffy Heffernan

hmmmm... i dont really enjoy this one.
post #63 of 122
Whiskers Centaurian....

I had a dog before that, though, which I don't really remember, but his name was Dudley so that looks better.

Dudley Centaurian.
post #64 of 122
Bronte Blenheim.
post #65 of 122
Pet + Childhood street: Larry Parkwood or Barry Curtis.

Pet + Mother's maiden name: Harry Leonard.
post #66 of 122
Favorite pet + street name = Brandi Applerigde

Middle name + street = Renee Appleridge

First pet + Mom's maiden name = Brandi Boudreaux

I guess all three are workable.
post #67 of 122
Purple_pantherette
post #68 of 122
None of them are interesting but:
Eric Worth
Eric Doummar
Eric Redbrook
Q Worth
Q Doumar
Q Redbrook
I need some new pets and streets.
post #69 of 122
Quote:
kittyinjammies:


Middle name + street = Renee Appleridge
And through the porn names we find out that we live down the street from each other. Very cool.
post #70 of 122
Pepe Summerland.
post #71 of 122
I consider myself in great company!
post #72 of 122
Boo Brookhaven would be my name. if i went my my cats full name then i would have to be Mr. Boo Brookhaven. so that doesn't work well for me. i guess i would have to use another pet.
post #73 of 122
I had to pick the pet name that went best with my current street:
Louis Dartford

I did this once with the middle name/street, it was:
Matt Liveoak
post #74 of 122
If you use first pet, I'd be Stubby Bruce. Not bad. Most loved pet would make me Sydney Bruce. Also not bad, but not as good as Stubby.
post #75 of 122
Otis 25th.

Hmmm...
post #76 of 122
Quote:
Devil Unicorn (or was it Unicrom?):
Otis 25th.

Hmmm...
I like yours. Mine is, unfortunately:

Princess 82nd
post #77 of 122
Shlong Johnson
Archie Analentry
Throbert Wang
Phil Meupwithem
Ugly "Pimple Dick" Goblin Boy
post #78 of 122
Out of our male cats' names:

Whiskers Centaurian
Spike Centaurian
Rocky Centaurian
Milo Centaurian
Otis Centaurian

I'd go with Rocky, myself.....
post #79 of 122
Richard McNutt

No shit, I had a dog named Richard Edward (Dick Ed), and have lived on McNutt Row for most of my life.
post #80 of 122
Rambo David.
post #81 of 122
Sammy Amity
post #82 of 122
Quote:
Ugly Goblin Boy:
Shlong Johnson
Archie Analentry
Throbert Wang
Phil Meupwithem
Ugly "Pimple Dick" Goblin Boy
What was it like living on Analentry Street? And what kind of pet was Schlong?
post #83 of 122
Favorite pet + street name = Rex Cambridge

Middle name + street = Preston Cambridge

First pet + Mom's maiden name = Rex Chitwood

Preston Cambridge sounds like the world's stuffiest butler.

Rex Chitwood though....hmmmm
post #84 of 122
HAHAHAHA, I butchered this thread with my last post. Sorry guys/gals, I didn't read the criteria, my bad.
post #85 of 122
Thomas LaJolla.
post #86 of 122
Earlo Bronson
post #87 of 122
My name would be Rocky Bingham. Not bad. My wife would be Smokey Penn (She didn't like Muffy Penn).
post #88 of 122
Using 1st pets name - Ace Lavigne

Using middle name - Charles Lavigne

I'm feeling Ace though...
post #89 of 122
I'd always heard it was first pet and mother's maiden name, which would make me... SNOOKY WOOD, which is a pretty good porn name.

Using the favourite pet/street version I become... JESS SHAKESPEARE, which isn't very porny at all.
post #90 of 122
Get this:

Sugar Magnolia

Un-fucking-believable.

It would be totally great if it wasn't for that whole Grateful Dead thing.

OR, I could just become the famous traveling porn-star hippie.
post #91 of 122
My porn star name IS dirtyderk.
post #92 of 122
In Utah, you can't make porn star names. Mine would be either

Han 820 N
or
Han 100 N

Wow, inspiring.
post #93 of 122
"Puddles" Plessis. I am the urination king!
post #94 of 122
Going by this terminology, I would have to be:

Topol 2nd Street

or

Merlyn A Street

NEITHER of which make good porn names.

However, I think my old stand-by will work just fine:

cart00n strip

Just think of the ramifications...
post #95 of 122
1st dog - Shadow Pinewood
2nd dog - Gypsy Pinewood

I think Shadow's better for me, since I have never heard of a guy named Gypsy.
post #96 of 122
"Peaches E. Summit" sounds rather cute.
post #97 of 122
Shannon Monterey, even though i'm a guy.
post #98 of 122
Umm ok so pet would be Torro and Street would be 20th St. Just doesnt sound very sexy.

Torro 20th? Damn i guess im just not meant for the porn industry.
post #99 of 122
EL Torros are better.
post #100 of 122
Loki Cali Asantos-The Trickster God of Latinos
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