Playboy magazine seeking Women of Enron (Pics now inside!)

HA!

Nice. For some reason I was thinking they would be mousy woman wearing business suits and ties.

I'm holding out for "Girls of CHUD"

It's an ENERGY company. Mousey is not allowed.
Well, ok, it WAS an energy comapny.
Ok, a scam. But STILL....

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:
You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

One of the Enron girls (a local) was at a local smoke shop/magazine store signing copies, and all I could do was feel bad for her.

See, THERE's the problem. How the hell can the Andrew Fastow be expected to concentrate on the books with all those nekkid women running around the office and parking lot?

My friend who is a reporter at a local radio station (740 KTRH for you locals) got to meet some of them. He said they were hotter in person.

Nikki the Intern at a major radio station in Houston got grabbed by Playboy a few years back, and now works with them on talent searches.
From what little I've seen, the "hotter than the pics" theory holds true most of the time.
Hell, her voice (her british accent is reminicent of Elizabeth Hurley or Amanda Pays) blows the woman who does the Phone Sex Traffic report on another station clean out of the water, when she's just talking conversationally.

I guess working for Enron was profitable. Look at all those fake tits.