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post #1 of 52
4/7/02 at 12:26am
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A thread should be started for weirdest place you've ever had sex. I "technically" had sex in the glass elevator at the Houston Galleria.
A runner-up would be upstairs at the Numbers night club in Houston. A second runner-up would be in the bedroom of a Texas state congressman at his ranch (not with the congressman).

A college library seems like a cliche, but there, too - at sunrise.

I'm not too adventurous, so I am more than prepared to be one-upped.
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post #2 of 52
4/7/02 at 12:29am
That'd be in the butt, Jack.
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post #3 of 52
4/7/02 at 12:33am
Thread Starter 
Well, you've one-upped me in one post, Kirbs.
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post #4 of 52
4/7/02 at 3:18am
It should be noted that Numbers is an EXTREMELY popular club, and is about the size of a shoebox.

Hmmm....weirdest place.
Was it when my ex tried to get us both into a car accident? No.
Was it in a tent the size of a matchbox with lots of people nearby? No.
Was it in an elevator at A-kon? No.
Was it in the stairwell at A-kon? No.
Was it on the roof of the Hyatt at DFW airport? No.
At the top of the dunking booth at a renfair? No.
Under a waterfall? No, but that was very...soothing.
On top of the refridgerator? No, I'm not Bill Cosby.
Was it at the ZZTop concert? Nope.
No, it was probably in the parking lot of the Houston Police Department.
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post #5 of 52
4/7/02 at 3:23am
NICE, Coyote.
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post #6 of 52
4/7/02 at 12:07pm
I had sex while both my legs were broken and in casts. Does that count?
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post #7 of 52
4/7/02 at 1:16pm
Winner.
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post #8 of 52
4/7/02 at 2:21pm
Quote:
RathBandu:
I had sex while both my legs were broken and in casts. Does that count?
Extra points if it was your nurse. Triple bonus if your nurse was Jenny Agutter.
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post #9 of 52
4/7/02 at 2:27pm
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Quadruple bonus points if your nurse was Nell Carter.
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post #10 of 52
4/7/02 at 3:07pm
Sorry Jack, I just never tire of that Newlywed Game joke.

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post #11 of 52
4/7/02 at 3:42pm
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I forgot to mention the zoo. I had sex at the Houston zoo and got busted by a security guard who was far, far more embarrassed than we were. He didn't do anything to us except told us that we had to move along. He didn't even kick us out of the park.

I think people feel sorry for me when they see my ass (or themselves).
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post #12 of 52
4/7/02 at 4:51pm
Big pile of money.
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post #13 of 52
4/7/02 at 5:19pm
Maine.
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post #14 of 52
4/7/02 at 5:31pm
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Da' winna'!!!
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post #15 of 52
4/7/02 at 5:38pm
I had sex in an actual bed once! Which is strange considering that seems to have been the last place we usually went.

Heh...
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post #16 of 52
4/8/02 at 3:55pm
huh?
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post #17 of 52
4/8/02 at 5:38pm
In a friends little boy's room. It was a work party and the kid was at his grandmothers for the night. The funny thing was that there were 2 doors to his room so I had to jam one shut with a chair and pin the other shut with my feet while doing the dirty deed on the floor.
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post #18 of 52
4/8/02 at 6:24pm
Not really too strange, but very dangerous. I had sex while driving down the interstate.
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post #19 of 52
4/8/02 at 8:36pm
My ex (twice removed) had sex in The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.

How's that?
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post #20 of 52
4/9/02 at 3:06pm
On a stone bench in front of my college campus' library at 2 AM on a very foggy night. eek!
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post #21 of 52
4/9/02 at 6:35pm
"My ex (twice removed) had sex in The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.

How's that?"

Very quick.
Did the hologram ghost oggle her?

Hastur nearly had a heart attack, BTW, when she found out someone had sex in Maine. Poor girl grew up there for a few years.
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post #22 of 52
4/9/02 at 6:44pm
My bed, and Heart's bed, while her parents were usptairs. LOL.
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post #23 of 52
4/13/02 at 1:20pm
The basement of a convent.

Beat that.
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post #24 of 52
4/13/02 at 1:29pm
I had sex last night in a confessional. No, it wasn't with a priest, and yes, it was with a girl.
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post #25 of 52
4/14/02 at 12:11am
HAHAAHA!
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post #26 of 52
4/14/02 at 5:14am
I got a lapdance on Splash Mountain at Disneyland. A fact that I'm reminded of daily thanks to the photo of it my mother bought minutes later.

I also did it with the editor of my high school paper - my boss - in the computer room during a full scale race riot. I especially like the irony of that one.

If those don't match, then there was the time I got caught giving the staff's top photographer what for in the darkroom when the advisor and the college's top brass walked in on us during their tour on open house.

I wasn't around the paper much longer after that. But my memory remains...
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post #27 of 52
4/14/02 at 9:57am
I have a fear of being caught while having sex. Like a bad one. Just the idea of it has the same effect on me as dousing a man in ice cold water (not the literal effect of course)

Anyway, so I haven't done it anywhere other than your normal places (the house). But when I was in high school I made out with a guy in the boys bathroom. And once I went down on a girl in the backseat of a car with 3 other guys in the car while driving around in New Orleans.

That's it. I'm not adventurous at all when it comes to stuff like that wink
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post #28 of 52
4/14/02 at 4:38pm
The washroom of a 737 en-route from Amsterdam to Calgary, 12 years ago. It wasn't so great.

There's not a lot of room for a Dutch girl's legs in one of those washrooms; next time I'm going to China.
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post #29 of 52
4/14/02 at 10:55pm
This girl I might after a concert gave me a blow job in my car a few months ago. That's about it.
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post #30 of 52
4/15/02 at 4:23am
Men's lockerroom at the pool I lifeguarded at.

Cornfield on the way to U of I.

My roommates couch (He said he wouldn't bring the couch into our room unless we made the rule: no fucking on the couch. I broke it a week later(the rule, not the couch))
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post #31 of 52
4/15/02 at 7:01pm
In the outfield of a nearby Junior High School baseball field... when no one was there, of course.
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post #32 of 52
4/15/02 at 7:23pm
You mean you were alone? Then it doesn't count.
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post #33 of 52
4/15/02 at 9:36pm
Well, we were not completely alone... there was a cop patrolling a few hundred feet away...

Man, I have never run that fast in my life.
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post #34 of 52
4/22/02 at 7:24am
I once was the very thankful recipient of a blowjob at a Cranberries concert. the concert sucked and... ah hell, that's just to easy.
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post #35 of 52
4/23/02 at 1:11pm
Quote:
jabbadonut:
My weirdest place was in the middle of a cow pasture in rural Georgia. Just on the other side of the Flint river down Hwy 19. This was some years ago, so I don't know if that place is still there, but it was definitely a weird place.

I had to talk the girl into it, but we did it . . .
That sounds not too far away from where I grew up...I had a similar experience, except we were in the backseat of a car in the cow pasture in rural south Georgia.
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post #36 of 52
4/23/02 at 1:31pm
The pooltable at my house on friday night. With Heart of course.
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post #37 of 52
4/23/02 at 1:48pm
Please tell me you two didn't take them cow tipping, first.
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post #38 of 52
4/23/02 at 7:01pm
Huh?
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post #39 of 52
6/12/02 at 11:41am
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RathBandu:
I had sex last night in a confessional. No, it wasn't with a priest, and yes, it was with a girl.
"What do you call that?"

"A fookin' lie."

-Max and Magnus, Rushmore.
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post #40 of 52
6/12/02 at 11:43am
Quote:
RathBandu:
I had sex while both my legs were broken and in casts. Does that count?
"What do you call that?"

"A fookin' lie."

-Max and Magnus, Rushmore

NEVER HAPPENED.
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post #41 of 52
6/12/02 at 12:03pm
On the hood of a Funny Car surrounded by power tools.

Vroom Vroom!
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post #42 of 52
6/12/02 at 12:22pm
Dude, everyone in Shawnee OK has had sex in that Parking lot! that totally DOES NOT COUNT! where do you think all the girls in Shawnee get pregnant? i lived in OKC and Tulsa for a while.

my most public place was the furniture department of Dillards deparment store. i can't say that's the weirdest though. just the only one i can talk about...

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post #43 of 52
6/12/02 at 1:49pm
In my dishwasher.
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post #44 of 52
6/12/02 at 1:52pm
"The table of the local public library conference room....during business hours."

Were you quiet?
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post #45 of 52
6/12/02 at 10:42pm
Quote:
Blofeld:
In my dishwasher.
So you are saying that you go for the really young ones then? I dont know any adult who can fit in a dishwasher.
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post #46 of 52
6/13/02 at 9:17am
In a stairwell at church. While the Sunday morning service was going on. With a visiting preacher's daughter. (No, not Mandy Moore).
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post #47 of 52
6/13/02 at 10:15am
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Old Man Coyote:
"The table of the local public library conference room....during business hours."

Were you quiet?
HONK! This is a libary!
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post #48 of 52
6/13/02 at 11:30am
Quote:
Blofeld:
In my dishwasher.
Please tell me it wasn't with the poor little squirrel?!
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post #49 of 52
6/13/02 at 11:40am
That was the point of the joke...
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post #50 of 52
6/13/02 at 1:17pm
Blofeld has a squirrel fetish.....
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