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Signs that a woman wants to do you.

post #1 of 33
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Remember that there are still women who expect men to make the first move when it comes to all matters of the heart (and body). Here are some signs that may indicate an open invitation to touch:

She touches you
Whether you're having an intimate conversation at a restaurant or dancing up a storm at a nightclub, she's constantly got her hands all over your body. She feels safe enough to invade your space and is letting you know that she's comfortable with you.
Note: If she touches everyone when she talks to them, then this does not indicate that she wants you.

She stays with you
You're at a nightclub and all her friends are there. When they decide to go to the dance floor, she opts to hang out with you and chitchat about the little things in life instead.

She invites you in
After a night out, you drive her home and she invites you upstairs for "coffee." Although she may just be a polite person, chances are that if she's inviting you in at such a late hour, a little more than coffee will be brewing.

She talks about sex
Whether it's about how bad her past boyfriend was in bed or the fact that she hasn't felt a man's skin in months, if she's talking about sex in a conversation between the two of you, it's because she has sex on the brain.

She gives you sexual compliments
She doesn't mention your new shirt, but rather how great your chest looks. She doesn't talk about your new pants, but rather how round your butt looks in them. When she compliments your body parts rather than your clothes, perhaps that's because she wishes she were your garments.

Offers you gum
While you're driving her home from your date, she pulls a pack of gum from her purse, slips a piece into her mouth and asks if you'd like a piece as well. Maybe she won't be inviting you to bed, but chances are she's expecting a little tongue action in the very near future.

She shares her food
If you're at a restaurant and she starts giving you forkfuls of her food and samples your entrée at will, it means she feels comfortable with you and has no qualms about revealing that side of herself.

She watches your lips
In most cases, when people engage in conversation, they look in each other's eyes when they speak. If she constantly stares at your mouth, however, it's very possible that she's longing for a little something something from that area of your face.
Note: If you're in a loud environment, she may only be looking at your lips in order to make out what you're saying.
post #2 of 33
She runs away in terror at the sight of you
A subtle sign that she isn't interested.
post #3 of 33
Signs that a woman wants to do you:

She feels compelled to apply whip cream to her nipples in your presence

She impulsively models her new thong for you

On the first date she insists that tequila body shots are in order

On the first date she instinctively keeps asking you if you like fish

She keeps staring at your crotch

She frequently wonders aloud if she is going to get any tonight

Upon notifying her that you have to use the restroom she asks if she can assist

On the first date she pays for everything
post #4 of 33
I've always gone with the She's drawing breath philosophy.
post #5 of 33
Signs that she doesn't want you:

*She says she is tired.
*She says that she has to get up early tommorrow.
*She asks if some friends can come along.
*She says your breath stinks and doesn't offer you gum.

I got some more, but can't remember off the top of my head.
post #6 of 33
Signs that a WEIRD girl wants to do you:

She fucks one of your best friends to imply that she's available and to have him tell you that she's a good lay.

She strips her clothes off in front of you if you happen to be in the laundry room at the same time and acts like it's "no big deal."

She invites you to shower with her so you can "keep talking about whatever you were talking about."

She calls you/knocks on your door at weird times of the night suggestively asking you if you want to "go for a walk or something."

She leaves a club drunk with you and her four girlfriends and when you get in the car she asks her friends if she thinks you - the guy - should take advantage of her that night while drunk.

She hears someone having sex in another apartment and says, "damn, that sounds like fun."

You're chatting and she says, "you know, the weird thing about college is that you can sleep with anybody!"

She invites you skinny-dipping to a spa, to a lake, to a pool, to hot springs in the mountains around Santa Fe - pretty much anywhere.

Take my word for it on these ones, boyos.
post #7 of 33
Thanks guys! Now I can be definitively sure that no girl, weird or otherwise, wants to do me.
post #8 of 33
She drives a big honking mack truck straight at you with a sign tied on the fender that reads, "I want to fuck you!"
post #9 of 33
Well, she takes off her clothes and says please fuck me now. LOL. Thats a good sign that she wants you.
post #10 of 33
SJR, please tell me those weren't all from the same girl.
If they were, I need her number. I have a weakspot for insanity.

Might I note that if I'm ever in a nightclub with you guys, and I'm watching your lips, it's solely because I can't hear you over the din.

And if I offer you gum, I'm just being polite. You know, sharing.
post #11 of 33
Quote:
Coyote:
SJR, please tell me those weren't all from the same girl.
If they were, I need her number. I have a weakspot for insanity.
Nope - a sampling from about three different test cases.
post #12 of 33
Quote:
Coyote:
SJR, please tell me those weren't all from the same girl.
If they were, I need her number. I have a weakspot for insanity.

Might I note that if I'm ever in a nightclub with you guys, and I'm watching your lips, it's solely because I can't hear you over the din.

And if I offer you gum, I'm just being polite. You know, sharing.
Ok, deal.

Also, if I offer to get you a drink I am also being polite, cause I was going up there anyways.
post #13 of 33
Quote:
Mech&#8704DonChe&#8704dle:
I wish I went to UT.
I did ('91-'96).

This kind of shit never happened to me. Curse my former shyness! My friends (along with most of the rest of the other 50,000 students) could tell some quite similar stories on the other hand...
post #14 of 33
Quote:
eyeball kid:
Quote:
Mech&#8704DonChe&#8704dle:
I wish I went to UT.
I did ('91-'96).

This kind of shit never happened to me. Curse my former shyness! My friends (along with most of the rest of the other 50,000 students) could tell some quite similar stories on the other hand...
Should've tried West Campus Co-op livin'!
post #15 of 33
Here's one of the ways I knew (once upon a time):

When I re-entered the room, she dropped to her knees before me, ripped open my button-fly jeans, and took me immediately into her mouth.

I was pretty certain at that point...
post #16 of 33
OK Shelby. I couldn't resist. Hehehe. See my posting.

post #17 of 33
While all of the above are definately good signs in most cases, please remember that everbody's different. For instance, alternate meanings of the above:

She touches you
Hell, she might be the Joan Rivers type who touches EVERYBODY.

She stays with you
She's bored with her friends and finds you more interesting, but has no intentions of actually losing any clothes tonight.
Or, maybe, she's one of the 1 in a million girls who doesn't like to dance. What's she doing at a dance club? She came with her friends, as something to do.

She invites you in
She collects men in the closet. You're next. Ignore that bitter almond taste in your tea.

She talks about sex
Just because she has sex on the brain, doesn't mean she wants to do it with you, or anyone at this time. (While that seems sarcastic, I've seen it in action. I remember an aquaintance who constantly taked about it, and constantly pushed guys away. She just wanted the attention, not the follow through.)

Offers you gum
She's being polite & wanting to share. You should note, however, if she is trying to freshen your breath for later, declining may send a signal that you're not interested.
post #18 of 33
Sign 2,673: She follows up sending you a vase of orchids with sending you a rather large box of Trojan Ultra Thins.
post #19 of 33
OMC: i resemble that last post... i thought i was being cute! didn't you like the Orchids??
post #20 of 33
Oh, I hated them. So much so, they've been dried & glazed instead of being allowed to wither & die.
post #21 of 33
^_^ woo! besides, i thought you might not have gotten the hint from the Orchids, so i HAD to send the box of condoms.... of course the condomes won't even make it through one weekend... so therefore, i had to give you SOMETHING that would be around longer than the box of condoms...
post #22 of 33
So...ahem...*blush*....
How about dem Mets?
post #23 of 33
Backs up to you purring and asks, "Have you ever seen one of THESE before?"

She laughs at your jokes. You're gonna get some dell, dude!
post #24 of 33
When she uttered the words, "oh, I gotta get some of that" and starts taking off my pants I was fairly convinced I was going to get "done".

We eventually got married...and I'm still getting done...in court!
post #25 of 33
Quote:
Kronos:
When she uttered the words, "oh, I gotta get some of that" and starts taking off my pants I was fairly convinced I was going to get "done".

We eventually got married...and I'm still getting done...in court!
Ergh?
post #26 of 33
Quote:
CTDelude (Sojourner):
Ergh?
My marriage to my craziest sex partner ever...failed.
post #27 of 33
Sorry to hear that man!

Marriage ain't what it used to be anymore. Or maybe it's the people that enter into it?

Er

uh

Or maybe it's the woman?!

YEA that's it!

Nothing but perfectly heterosexual brotherly love Kronos!
post #28 of 33
Resurrecting for certain people who have just gone off to college.
post #29 of 33
Meaning Rath, Coyote?

God help that man get some pooty-poo.
post #30 of 33
Quote:
Momo Taro:
God help that man get some pooty-poo.
May God teach him how to shoplift that pooty.
post #31 of 33
I always enjoy when a girl I (sometimes barely) know just gives me her number.

Got one from a girl I served at Shoney's. Only knew her for about 15 minutes.

Got one after talking to a girl for about 5 minutes, which led from dinner at my place to my only one-night-stand. She said she was a virgin, but I do not buy that.

A few nights ago, I ran into an old friend. We hugged, spoke for a couple of minutes, then, BAM! her number's in my hand. Same thing happened with another friend a month ago.

I guess I'm not such a total loser after all.

--

My brother's girlfriend, in front of my brother and another girl, tried to get me to take off my pants and talked about sex, my boxers, and how guys pee. I am being extremely careful, as I suspect she may be a ho. Hopefully, this is all just stuff she does innocently, but I take it to mean she wants me. Not cool.

--

Then, there was that time a girl grabbed me in a bar hallway and made out with me for 10 minutes. I took that as a come-on.

--

When you and a bunch of friends are riding in an SUV, forcing you to sit in the very very back, and a girl volunteers to sit with you, that's probably a good sign. When she allows you to lay your legs on hers or vice-versa, that's a good sign.

--

When you're allowed to give a woman a foot massage or back rub, that's a good sign.
post #32 of 33
"Then, there was that time a girl grabbed me in a bar hallway and made out with me for 10 minutes. I took that as a come-on."

Just a tad.
post #33 of 33
I didn't say 4 hours...Ohhhh, that was a joke. Heh.
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