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Which comedians would you boff?

post #1 of 34
4/14/02 at 7:19pm
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Thank God for Greg the Bunny. Now I can salivate over Sarah Silverman two times a week. She seems to be the only comedian that guys can all agree upon as being highly f#%*able. I guess it makes sense when you consider the fact that most stand up comics simply ain't all that pretty.

If you could sleep with any two comedians of your choice, who would you pick?

Silverman's 1st on my list. My second pick would be Kathy Griffin 'cuz she seems like she'd be really dirty and kinky.

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post #2 of 34
4/14/02 at 7:29pm
Silverman and that's about it.
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post #3 of 34
4/14/02 at 7:43pm
Yeah, I'd do Garafalo in a heartbeat.
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post #4 of 34
4/14/02 at 7:47pm
Thread Starter 
Alex Borstein? What the...!?
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post #5 of 34
4/14/02 at 8:15pm
Quote:
renfield:
Alex Borstein? What the...!?
Yea, my bf feels the same way about her. He thinks she is cute.
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post #6 of 34
4/14/02 at 8:41pm
Molly Shannon in a heartbeat.

Tina Fey in half a heartbeat.
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post #7 of 34
4/14/02 at 10:26pm
In this order:

1. Sarah Silverman
2. Amy Poehler
3. Tina Fey
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post #8 of 34
4/14/02 at 10:51pm
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Yeah, Tina Fey's a babe. I forgot about her. I'd love to take on Fey, Maya Rudolph, and Poehler all at the same time...If my heart could stand it.
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post #9 of 34
4/15/02 at 7:12am
Eddie Izzard and....
*whisper whisper* What? What do you mean she's a guy? He's wearing a dress for chrissakes....

Oh, all right then.
Kathy Griffin & the woman who used to host the standup on Comedy Central...Laura Knightlenger (sp?) Her delivery wasn't that funny, but she's gorgeous.
Or Rita Rudner.
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post #10 of 34
4/15/02 at 2:47pm
Fey all day. And night. I heard Maya Rudolph was a lesbian. Any one else heard that? Heard her and Natasha Lyonne were together.
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post #11 of 34
4/15/02 at 2:54pm
Julia Louise Dreyfuss
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post #12 of 34
4/15/02 at 3:37pm
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Maya Rudolph's a lesbian? Dear God, I hope that's just a rumor. Not like I'd have a shot in hell either way, but still...
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post #13 of 34
4/15/02 at 5:26pm
Sarah Silverman
Jeneane Garofalo
Beth Littleford
Tina Fey
Laura Kightlinger
Nicole Sullivan
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post #14 of 34
4/15/02 at 6:14pm
I would boff Dottie from Greg the Bunny before I nailed Sarah Silverman-who is hot.

But my list is:

1. Beth Littleford
2. Dottie from Greg the Bunny
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Tina Fey
5. Janeane Garafalo

And WHO said Natasha Lyonne was a lesbian?
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post #15 of 34
4/15/02 at 6:20pm
Hell, I forgot Eddie Izzard.
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post #16 of 34
4/15/02 at 6:37pm
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I could definitely see Natasha Lyonne as a lesbian-american. There's something about the way she looks and talks that suggests that she's probably down for some hot girl-on-girl action.

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post #17 of 34
4/15/02 at 6:53pm
Quote:
renfield:
There's something about the way she looks and talks that suggests that she's probably down for some hot girl-on-girl action.
Well, I'm down for some of that, too!
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post #18 of 34
4/15/02 at 8:31pm
Wasn't Natasha Lyonne dating Edward Furlong? I thought I heard that somewhere.
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post #19 of 34
4/15/02 at 11:52pm
That might have turned her.

I did NOT just say that.....
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post #20 of 34
4/16/02 at 12:27am
Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Bill Murray (don't laugh, this crush goes WAY back) and Jim Carrey.

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post #21 of 34
4/16/02 at 1:09am
Caroline Rhea
Maya Rudolph
Janeane Garofalo
Dina Spybey
Sue Ellen Hooper
Tina Fey
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post #22 of 34
4/16/02 at 2:17am
Are pictures so much to ask for?
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post #23 of 34
5/5/02 at 12:56am
My ex-girlfriend Mae.
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post #24 of 34
5/6/02 at 10:40pm
Tina Fey in stockings/garter.

Grrrrrr. I want some of that!

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post #25 of 34
5/6/02 at 10:51pm
Judy Tenuta
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post #26 of 34
5/6/02 at 10:55pm
Oh, How I hope you jest.
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post #27 of 34
5/6/02 at 10:58pm
I do jest. I don't think about fucking girl comedians. I like hot chicks.
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post #28 of 34
5/7/02 at 12:23am
Snicker ...
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post #29 of 34
5/7/02 at 2:29am
Aisha Tyler is HOT.
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post #30 of 34
5/7/02 at 11:23am
Rita Rudner
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post #31 of 34
5/7/02 at 1:57pm
In days of yore, Madeline Kahn.
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post #32 of 34
5/13/02 at 12:18am
tina fey
julia louise dreyfus (SP?)
megan pryce (SP?/hot mom claudia from "grounded for life")
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post #33 of 34
5/13/02 at 1:20am
Quote:
Jherek:
Julia Louise Dreyfuss
Good choice. I concur.
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post #34 of 34
5/13/02 at 10:33am
"I do jest. I don't think about fucking girl comedians. I like hot chicks."

Cause, ya know, it's impossible for a funny girl to be hot. The brain gets in the way.
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