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Wet Dreams OR Nocturnal Orgasms.

post #1 of 14
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I have come so close (pardon the pun) but I just can't have one! Most of my sex related dreams wind up having me feel guilty about what I am doing and I wind up thinking about my boyfriend and then I stop. DAMN my morals (yea, I do have some). They follow me into my fucking dreams! But really, I couldn't even have one when I was a teen. In my dreams I always stopped just before the good stuff started. I really thought that Wet Dreams were sonmething that only guys could have, but have since learned that women can have them too. All but me.

Anyway, last night I was soo close that I when I woke up I just wanted to scream! And of course you try to go back to sleep and finish the dream but it never happens (for me anyway).

Oh, and I was actually dreaming about someone here last night (no names because he is a married man and I don't know if his wife visits or not, but I don't want someone disliking me for having near wet dreams about her hubby). So whoever you are, you were fantastic in my dream. Well, almost. wink

So did you have them as a teen (I won't ask if you have them now wink ) Did you freak? I imagine the freak out factor would be much higher for guys for obvious reasons...
post #2 of 14
See? I told you Butane was a fucking stud.
post #3 of 14
You do realize that we're all secretly fantasizing now...
post #4 of 14
Not really. If it was me not only would I fear for her sanity, but I could say with absolute fact that she wouldn't have had one anyway. Not that it bothers me any.

As for the topic at hand, yes I did. Past tense. These days all I ever dream about is killing or getting killed. Usually in theme parks.

Once again my Disneyland fixation cums into play.

Even though it technically I form of action, I think I might be cracked nonetheless...
post #5 of 14
*looks at ringfinger* Damnit!

Shelby, regarding your morals following you around in your dreams....were you raised Catholic?
post #6 of 14
I can only remember one wet dream when I was younger, though WAY BACK when I was a good religious boy I used to pray for them all the time, since I felt guilty for self-abuse (how things have changed...).

And thanks, Torn, but I'm not married and Shelby knows full well that my would-be "wife" is here all the damn time. Of course, she probably just said all that to throw you off my trail (you're welcome, Shel).
post #7 of 14
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Quote:
Coyote:
Shelby, regarding your morals following you around in your dreams....were you raised Catholic?
Um, not really. I mean I never went to a catholic church or anything. I was just raised to believe in god but we never went to church as a family.

But I used to have major hang ups about sex. I used to be VERY easily embarrassed by it. I mean, I never even masturbated until I was 23 years old. So I sure that has something to do with the fact that I can't even have sex in my dreams. Another part is that I just feel guilty for trying to have sex with someone other than my boyfriend,...even if it is just in my dream.

Weird and very frustrating sometimes wink

You know, I did have a dream about Butane along time ago. When I was on the patch, <a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=000085" target="_blank">I even started a thread about it.</a> I dreamed that he was helping me and another girl pick out sex toys. It was a weird freaking dream. Nothing sexual but if WAS funny as hell.

I just realized that I must spend too much time on CHUD because it invades my dreams alot. wink

post #8 of 14
Shelby,

Myabe it's crossed-wires on my part, but I seem to remember that you mentioned having sex with women after you dated your boyfriend.

Are you guilty about having sex with someone other than your boyfriend or just someone male other than your boyfriend?
post #9 of 14
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I have had sex with 3 people, 2 women and 1 man, since I stared dating my boyfriend. BUT all this was done with consent in 3somes, swapping, whatever. I have no guilt about that at all. Its the idea of doing something behind his back without him knowing (in my eyes cheating) that bothers me. Even in my dreams

post #10 of 14
Since I can't remember my dreams, I can't say if I have them or not. O

The rest of this post has been edited by the TOO MUCH INFORMATION Bureau.

post #11 of 14
Never had one. I think I was too much of a pud-whacker in my youth to let the reserves build to the point where my body needed to emit on its own. In my adulthood, I am as much as a failure in my dreams as I have been in waking life, things always come to a halt as the gettin is gettin good.
post #12 of 14
I for one had no idea that women could have these too. I'm (sort of) curious to know more.

This happened to me 2 or 3 times long ago. Far more freaky than pleasant. But I don't think we want to go into detail.
post #13 of 14
They would only happen if I didn't choke the chiken for about 3 days.

They usually wake me up right before the big ticket gets purchased, and I don't get my completion. Sometimes when this happens I can fall back to sleep and do the deed.
post #14 of 14
"I for one had no idea that women could have these too."

Pssst. They think about sex alot, too. Contrary to what they'd like you to think, they even enjoy it.
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