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post #1 of 19
4/18/02 at 9:21pm
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This should be interesting/funny.

Most every woman I have known disbelieves the "blue balls" phenomenon. I'm curious to know what ye Chewers think.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Here's a half assed definition: Testicular discomfort most often caused by being erect for a long time without proper release.

Having experienced it, I obviously say it's a real and uncomfortable thing. But then, maybe it's just me ?

And why would women not want to believe it would be true?

How's about you? Not that I'm asking you to discuss the particulars of your nutsack, but rather, to weigh in as to whether or not you believe or disbelieve in the phenomenon.
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post #2 of 19
4/19/02 at 2:22pm
Feels like somone stepped on the tackle.

Happens everyonce in a while, especially after a long time without shooting a round from the six shooter.
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post #3 of 19
4/19/02 at 5:56pm
Quote:
Rylander:

Not that I'm asking you to discuss the particulars of your nutsack,
Far be it to discuss the particulars of my nutsack , but yes, unfortunately I do believe in blue balls. My fiance really has no idea of the pain and suffering that I go thru when she won't put out. Thank God for internet porn though.
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post #4 of 19
4/19/02 at 6:12pm
I've had it twice. The girl I am with now when we first were hanging out gave them to me somthing fierce. We were hangin in my bed in a heavy make out. She didn't want to go all the way because we were justgetting to know each other, but she took off her top alet me get some nuzzle and licks then she let me get some finger action. After she left my nuts hurt so bad. It was hard to wank because if I shook it too hard the pain intensified. After finishing myself off though things got back to normal.
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post #5 of 19
4/19/02 at 8:07pm
Oh, it's real all right... and it's fucking painful as hell.
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post #6 of 19
4/19/02 at 10:48pm
Surprised I'm typing this without the aid of alcohol, but... Blue Balls remind me of some hellacious combination of having an intense case of intestinal flu, and getting kicked really hard in the balls. I've experienced both of those afflictions seperately in my life, and the 2 times I've had the azure jewels, it was like a hideous cocktail of those experiences. Pain and sickness all wrapped into one. And as was noted above, the worst part is that the only cure is to wank, and in that condition it's a painful and unrewarding experience to say the least.

Okay, this trip down memory lane is messing with my mind and making me VERY uncomfortable. Time to flee the scene and regroup with some beer.
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post #7 of 19
4/20/02 at 5:57am
It's real. If a girl doesn't believe you, ask her if she gets annoyed when a guy claims that cramps are a myth.
Both have mechanical reasons for the discomfort, although for unrealted reasons.

The pain isn't just THERE, either, it's into the abdomen as well, and usually takes a while to fade. Ironically, you can't cure it by "giving it what it wants" anymore, not really. It'll help sometimes, but everything else has to relax.
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post #8 of 19
4/20/02 at 7:56am
I've never had blueballs. Because I simply don't allow myself to get to that level of discomfort. I find time to masturbate, and if there's not time, I MAKE TIME. I don't mess around with Mr. Happy.
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post #9 of 19
4/20/02 at 8:42am
Well, the times I've gotten the condition, it was while I was with someone. I believe in kisses that go on for days, and all that stuff. I *like* foreplay. Unfortunately, there's no real warning for when it's gone on too long, and you go from 0 to 60 in .3 seconds. Like a charley horse, by the time you start to feel the symptoms, it's too late.

Actually, a charley horse is a good analogy, although it's not quite that severe. More like the pain right AFTER one.
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post #10 of 19
4/20/02 at 12:06pm
I have never had a woman who doubted the existence of blueballs;

A few times (not too recently, thank god) thinks have been hot and heavy without the proper end to the session, and it gets to the point of "OK, don't touch me" "Why not?" "Because I'm sore";

I've never used it to guilt somebody into sex or anything, so that may have something to do with it.

And unfortunately, shaking hands with Mr Johnson afterwards does not help; you've just gotta suck it up and wait it out.
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post #11 of 19
4/21/02 at 1:21am
It's not that we don't believe it. We just don't care. Men use blue balls way too often to entince women into doing something they are not ready to do. As mentioned previosly, men can easily cure their problem on their own.
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post #12 of 19
4/21/02 at 4:02am
Uh, Diva, then they're lying. Because, as previously noted, if a case of it comes on, they shouldn't want to be touched.

Not caring if your partner is in pain is not the sign of a healthy relationship.
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post #13 of 19
4/21/02 at 3:38pm
Quote:
Diva:
Men use blue balls way too often to entince women into doing something they are not ready to do.
Perhaps you should stop dating assholes. By the time blueballs sets in, there is NOTHING that's going to help. Any guy who tries to entice you into intercourse to "cure" them is either faking it or in for a painful surprise.
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post #14 of 19
4/21/02 at 4:24pm
Notice I used the word "women." I am smart enough to not date assholes. Unfortunately there are many women who aren't. More importantly, it is often highschool girls who are enticed by boys who would say anything to get laid.

In anycase, if a little necking starts to turn into something more and the woman thinks it has gone to far too fast, blue balls is an unfortunate side effect, but certainly isn't the womans problem.
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post #15 of 19
4/21/02 at 4:59pm
That may be so, but don't look at us like we're crazy. The first time I had it with my present girlfriend she thought I was nuts.

And I've found that milking the lizard does nothing for the pain. You just have to go home, take some Advil, go to bed, and hope it's gone by the next morning.
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post #16 of 19
4/22/02 at 5:28am
Quote:
Diva:

In anycase, if a little necking starts to turn into something more and the woman thinks it has gone to far too fast, blue balls is an unfortunate side effect, but certainly isn't the womans problem.
Remind me to be sympathetic for around one week a month.
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post #17 of 19
4/22/02 at 7:58am
"That may be so, but don't look at us like we're crazy. The first time I had it with my present girlfriend she thought I was nuts."

Was that an intentional pun?

I feel very sorry for a guy who gets blue balls from necking. Actually, I take that back...I feel sorry for anyone he dates. He'll be rushing past the foreplay part.
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post #18 of 19
4/22/02 at 6:11pm
Quote:
Coyote:
"That may be so, but don't look at us like we're crazy. The first time I had it with my present girlfriend she thought I was nuts."

Was that an intentional pun?
Nope. That was an accident... and a it's a pretty damn funny one.
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post #19 of 19
4/22/02 at 7:45pm
I find giving it a wank remeves the intensity of the pain but not the residual ache, which quite often is worse.
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