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post #1 of 25
4/22/02 at 3:51pm
Thread Starter 
EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) -- Ladies: If you think 14 minutes is a long time for sex, you'll probably be happy with the average guy.

According to "Men's Health" magazine, that's how long he lasts.

To be fair, the new research also reveals that the 14-minute man spends 15 minutes on foreplay and is ready for action again a half hour later.

Other sex stats about the typical dude...

-- He thinks about sex a total of 40 days a year, but only spends 22 hours a year doing it.

-- He's had 12 sex partners and stands a 1-in-3 chance of going limp whenever he does the deed.

-- Finally, the average guy has sex once a week if he's single; twice a week if he's married and three times a week if he's living in sin.
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and is ready for action again a half hour later
I happen to be very lucky and have a guy that can be ready to go again exactly 1 minute afterwords. Of course after 2-3 times in a row like that we are both near dead wink
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post #2 of 25
4/22/02 at 9:11pm
i'm good for about 30- 40 mins for the first and oftentimes two to three times...but those last two occur within ten minutes after that first 30-40 minuter and i'm lucky if i get the 3rd or sex at all....so really only 3 girls know how pretty good i am. i'm reminded of jack nicholson in batman, "wait till they get a load of me!"

but they probably won't.

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post #3 of 25
4/22/02 at 10:39pm
We believe you!
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post #4 of 25
4/22/02 at 11:02pm
like i said i have girl troubles. but yes, it's true i am good for at least two in a 45-50 minute time period averagely. i could start a seperate thread to explain the silly situations/breakups i get into...but that would probably not spark much interest. well, fuck it...new thread time!

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post #5 of 25
4/22/02 at 11:50pm
Well, even though it may blow my chances with Shelby wink , I probably fall into the 15-20 minute range myself - of course, more often than not, I get my better half's rocks off at least once, and more than that (2-3 times) is not uncommon;

It's not the QUANTITY, it's the QUALITY.
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post #6 of 25
4/22/02 at 11:58pm
I can go for hours at a time. When I'm drunk.
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post #7 of 25
4/23/02 at 12:41am
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I personally can't imagine going on for hours at a time. I mean the longest I have gone was when I was doing myself and it was like 45 minutes and I just couldn't.... ya know...even though it felt like I was going to. SO I just got fed up and gave up. I have no patience when it comes to pleasure

When I masturbate it takes about 15 minutes total, and then I am done and happy.
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post #8 of 25
4/23/02 at 12:42am
"I happen to be very lucky and have a guy that can be ready to go again exactly 1 minute afterwords."

*pantpantpant* A stopwatch comes out.
Shelby: "45...44...43...42..."

Well, hell. Some guys perform well under pressure.
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post #9 of 25
4/23/02 at 4:39pm
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Shelby:
...and stands a 1-in-3 chance of going limp whenever he does the deed.
1 in 3? Is that really the average? That happened to me like once, maybe twice, in my life and I was so freakin depressed. I can't imagine if it was 33% of the time.
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post #10 of 25
4/23/02 at 6:23pm
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It happened to me and my boyfriend the very first time we had sex, but I think thats because he was so freaking nervous. wink Hasn't happened again though.

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post #11 of 25
4/23/02 at 6:58pm
Heart and I can definately go longer then 14 minutes.

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post #12 of 25
4/24/02 at 1:12am
New drinking game guarenteed to make you get plastered in no time flat...every time Heart is mentioned, drink a shot of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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post #13 of 25
4/24/02 at 1:50pm
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Old Man Coyote:
New drinking game guarenteed to make you get plastered in no time flat...every time Heart is mentioned, drink a shot of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
HAHAHAHA!
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post #14 of 25
4/24/02 at 4:04pm
When I was an addict I could go for hours at a time like a bunny.

Nowadays I guess I have no interest. So if you average my sex life over a period of years maybe those averages hold some truth. At one period it was work, come home, sex, sex, dinner/sex, drugs, sex, sex, computer, sex...back to work.

Oh well...
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post #15 of 25
4/25/02 at 5:29pm
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Old Man Coyote:
New drinking game guarenteed to make you get plastered in no time flat...every time Heart is mentioned, drink a shot of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Sounds good Coyote. I think there will be lots of mention's of Heart this weekend,as we are spending the weekend together.
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post #16 of 25
4/25/02 at 7:26pm
...if that's the case, my friend, you shouldn't have the enrgy to type. wink
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post #17 of 25
4/25/02 at 11:25pm
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Old Man Coyote:
New drinking game guarenteed to make you get plastered in no time flat...every time Heart is mentioned, drink a shot of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Jesus. I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning before the weekend even begins.
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post #18 of 25
4/26/02 at 12:07am
HAHA!!! Yeah,tonight is the last night im gonna be able to post again til prolly sunday some time.
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post #19 of 25
4/26/02 at 4:50pm
hmmmm.....I'll give a girl the best 3 and a half minutes of her life.
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post #20 of 25
4/26/02 at 5:15pm
"Gimme three minutes... maybe even four. She'll be wantin' to marry a nigga."
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post #21 of 25
4/26/02 at 6:08pm
You're a busy man Dylan, what with pillaging Heart on weekends and the English language during the week.
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post #22 of 25
4/26/02 at 6:18pm
POST OF THE DAY!
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post #23 of 25
4/26/02 at 7:28pm
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Kronos:
When I was an addict I could go for hours at a time like a bunny.
That stayed with me even after I started using. It got to be a frame of mind thing, to where if we have a quickie (rare) it's no problem: Short, intense, it is what it is. Typically, though, I'll go through my day thinking about two things, SEX and HOW AM I NEXT GOING TO FUCK WITH THE CHARACTERS IN MY NOVEL. When it's one of THOSE days, it's like I was back using again: An hour or so of foreplay (me to her), then nookie for the next four or so.

To say that you can't imagine this, Shelby, is to say that you have never used Crystal, and if you have you have not done so at the right times.

My wife, hell, used to be HUGE on the giving of hummers, but I have so spoiled her with my attentions that she has actually began to feel guilty, like she's not doing enough proactively. That kills me. It's like, Hey, you're in a coma from sex. Don't feel BAD about it. Fuck, I PUT you there!

But yeah, weird that it's something that stayed on even though I've been clean for a long while.
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post #24 of 25
4/26/02 at 7:31pm
Although, having met you and all, that bunny image ain't sittin' too well in the old noggin, you know? Damn, I won't be sleeping tonight with THAT particular little nugget running through my brain!

Especially because, once pictured, it is impossible to imagine you partnered with anything save ANOTHER bunny. So, I'm dually bothered.
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post #25 of 25
4/28/02 at 11:38pm
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Adam Warren:
You're a busy man Dylan, what with pillaging Heart on weekends and the English language during the week.
Adam Warren, you are my God.
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