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What's the Sexiest/Dirtiest/Most Erotic Thing Someone Has Ever Said to You?

post #1 of 42
4/23/02 at 4:28pm
Thread Starter 
Still contemplating my all time best, but was curious because someone said something so insanely excitable to me yesterday.
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post #2 of 42
4/23/02 at 4:36pm
Fuck me. Fuck all of me.
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post #3 of 42
4/23/02 at 5:16pm
Sadly, I can't remember the words. But there's been a few women where the TONE of voice...or growl, or whimper...made me forget what planet I was on.
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post #4 of 42
4/23/02 at 6:21pm
Funny enough it was the same words from 2 different people. Once from my best friend and once from my boyfriends best friend: I have been wanting to do this for so long...

Not really that erotic sounding but when it was happening....oh yea...plus it implied that it was something that not only I really wanted but them too.

Also, whenever someone would rub my belly when I was fully pregnant and told me I was sexy looking....that was great and a major turn on. Of course, when I was pregnant everything turned me on!

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post #5 of 42
4/23/02 at 6:26pm
"Is that a 1986 POTF Yak Face with tri-logo mint card and prototype coin?"
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post #6 of 42
4/23/02 at 6:57pm
AHAHAHAHA!!!
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post #7 of 42
4/23/02 at 7:16pm
"That's gonna cost extra"
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post #8 of 42
4/23/02 at 7:25pm
"I wanted to drop to my knees and do you right then and there!"

-She said this to me at a Creation Convention at the Burbank Hilton
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post #9 of 42
4/23/02 at 8:06pm
Do the Right Thing. Do the Right Thing. Do the Right Thing. Big Trouble in Little China.
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post #10 of 42
4/25/02 at 5:34pm
The first time Heart told me she loved me. That was probably the greatest feeling.
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post #11 of 42
4/25/02 at 9:59pm
When a friend from high school that I've had a crush on for a while said "This may sound odd, but I really want to fuck you"
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post #12 of 42
4/25/02 at 10:36pm
Thread Starter 
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DJ Dylan:
The first time Heart told me she loved me. That was probably the greatest feeling.
Hearing "I love you" is only sexy/erotic for chicks DJ. Come on, they didn't teach you that yet?
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post #13 of 42
4/26/02 at 12:10am
Well,it was the first time a girl had ever actually said that to me. It was at the valentines dance in february, when we were just standing there holding each other real close. It was just the perfect night. And that just made it better. I of course had been waiting to find the right time to say it,it just so happened that it was that night.
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post #14 of 42
4/26/02 at 1:20am
"So that's what it's like when someone else is in the room...."
Evidently she'd been dating guys who only cared about getting off and running away. But it was still a damn sexy compliment.
Of course, it could have been a selfish comment, too. It did make me want to keep showing her.
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post #15 of 42
4/26/02 at 7:37pm
Huh?
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post #16 of 42
4/26/02 at 7:45pm
"I'm going to fuck you til you love me, you little ****** !"

Wait. That was Mike Tyson.
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post #17 of 42
4/26/02 at 7:46pm
"What if I fucked you right here, right now?" she said in a restaurant with her hand on my crotch.
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post #18 of 42
4/26/02 at 7:47pm
"Do I remind you of River Phoenix?"
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post #19 of 42
4/26/02 at 10:47pm
Thread Starter 
Wait a minute here DJ. At the VALENTINE's Day dance, HEART said she loved you, etc. etc.

That's...wow.
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post #20 of 42
4/27/02 at 1:14am
DJ...she was talking about orgasm. As in, she'd been the only one able to give herself one.
That fact, while sad in terms of who she dated before, was sexy because she both complimented me AND made me want to make up for lost time. That compulsion is sexy.
Besides, ironic wit to me is always sexy.
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post #21 of 42
4/28/02 at 11:27pm
"Who are you, and what the hell are you doing in my apartment?"
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post #22 of 42
4/29/02 at 6:48am
"well, I do look good in a Kimono but not as good as in my nurse uniform". ok, it might have been a partial wisecrack, but it still opened realms of fantasy for me....
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post #23 of 42
4/29/02 at 9:58am
"I need some Cuntal Agony." That line was delivered with severe calm and a deadly 'I'll tear your balls out' stare. The ex-girlfriend had her moments.

I only can make sporadic comments for a while cos of too many frustrating reasons so hey! to Shelby, plastic-man gren, coyote and the rest.
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post #24 of 42
4/29/02 at 11:25am
Eddie!!!!!!
That's a damn sexy name.
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post #25 of 42
4/29/02 at 12:06pm
Quote:
Kirby Drummond:
Wait a minute here DJ. At the VALENTINE's Day dance, HEART said she loved you, etc. etc.

That's...wow.
Hehe. Thats kinda funny now that I think about it.
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post #26 of 42
4/29/02 at 12:13pm
While in college this adorable lady, whom I'd admired from afar, approaches me in the students commons and said:

"I had a really wild dream last night and it involved you."

I had to look around to see if I was on Candid Camera or something. We dated for a while and we're still friends today.....glad to say.
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post #27 of 42
4/29/02 at 6:37pm
"Is it in yet"

....wait a sec that wasn't sexy eek!
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post #28 of 42
4/29/02 at 7:03pm
No, that would just suck.
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post #29 of 42
4/30/02 at 10:31pm
I was up visiting my brother in Nashville last year, and while he was at work, his really hot neighbor came over unannouced and told me:

"I just dreamed that you and I had the hottest sex that I've ever had."

That was pretty cool...
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post #30 of 42
5/1/02 at 12:21am
Did you end up having sex with her?
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post #31 of 42
5/1/02 at 1:37pm
Glad to be back, Master Xy - though only occasionally. Hope you're good and the sex is better.
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post #32 of 42
5/1/02 at 2:25pm
No, my girlfriend came on the trip with me....I am going back up there in two weeks though, sans girlfriend....
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post #33 of 42
5/1/02 at 2:30pm
Quote:
Guyute:
No, my girlfriend came on the trip with me....I am going back up there in two weeks though, sans girlfriend....
HEHEHEHEHE.......
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post #34 of 42
5/1/02 at 6:19pm
An extremely hot woman I worked with asked me if I liked porn and if I'd ever seen a fisting video.
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post #35 of 42
5/2/02 at 1:39am
Get ready to laugh.

"Oh you sexy Momma, I want to ride you like a llama."

That was a line in a poem written to me by some chick who I just said, "Hi" to Once. So beware all of you Female Chewers, of what might happen if you actually meet me.
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post #36 of 42
5/2/02 at 1:42am
Waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too much Python.
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post #37 of 42
5/2/02 at 2:55am
Eh. My last girlfriend was always dirty. All she ever said was "Fuck me"..."I want you to fuck me"..."Get in here and fuck me"...

There was a time though, where she said something that hit me on about 42 different levels.

I had spent the better part of an hour with my face between her legs, and she let me know that now was the time to get in there (I think she said, "Get up here and fuck me")...

So after we had both collapsed, I lifted my head from her chest and kissed her. He eyes widened, she licked her lips, and said:

"I haven't tasted that in a long time."

I love that one time, while watching EVIL DEAD, my girlfriend looked at me and asked:

"Can I be Cheryl and you be the trees?"

And that, my friends, rules on so many levels...
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post #38 of 42
5/2/02 at 4:07am
"ow, ow, OW! Splinter! Ow!"
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post #39 of 42
5/2/02 at 1:24pm
LOL.
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post #40 of 42
5/2/02 at 1:35pm
Dylan, I'm going to fine you a dollar each time I click on a thread expecting to see something nifty added to a discussion and find a HEHE or a LOL or a HAHA or some other one word retort.

I love ya kid, but QUALITY is always better than QUANTITY when it comes to posts.
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post #41 of 42
5/2/02 at 2:07pm
"but was curious because someone said something so insanely excitable to me yesterday."

Kirby, you never told us what this was?

Was it "Fuck Jay & Silent Bob? Fuck them in their stupid asses?"
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post #42 of 42
5/4/02 at 12:28am
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
Dylan, I'm going to fine you a dollar each time I click on a thread expecting to see something nifty added to a discussion and find a HEHE or a LOL or a HAHA or some other one word retort.

I love ya kid, but QUALITY is always better than QUANTITY when it comes to posts.
Thats alright Nick. I can do quality.
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