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Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon

post #1 of 40
Thread Starter 
Another reason to love Canada!

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Where: Come As You Are
701 Queen St. W.
Toronto, ON

When: Saturday, May 18
Sunday, May 19

Price: Call (416) 504-7934 for more information.

Event Profile

Guys do it, nice girls do it so say it out loud: Masturbation. Come As You Are encourages everyone to touch themselves for a good cause. The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women's health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19. The event is held on the honour system and you decide how long you want to masturbate in the privacy of your own home. This year's charity is the Hassle Free Women's Clinic.

The top fundraisers in each category win prizes. If you use vibrators, watch porn or plug it in, enter in the "Plug in" section and win $100 off your May electricity bill. If you prefer batteries, enter the "Turn On" category and win $100 in batteries; and if you're a manual type of person, there is the "Lube Up" category where you can win $100 of lubricant. If you do a little (or a lot) of everything, try the "Get Off" category and try to win a $100 gift certificate to Come As You Are.

Why Masturbate?
It feels good.

It helps maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong pc muscles.

It's safe sex.

You don't have to worry if your partner came.

You learn what's best for your pleasure by masturbating, which in turn improves your sex life with your partners.

It's great for stress relief and can help you sleep.

Interesting Masturbatory Facts:
According to the latest issue of Flare magazine, in the 1800s, physicians induced orgasm, considering it a valid treatment for hysteria because they thought the condition was triggered by sexual deprivation. Eventually, a doctor invented the vibrator so women could "treat" themselves at home. Yet in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, western doctors blamed masturbation for everything from mental illness and tuberculosis to loose morality. Treatments varied from spiked rings to prevent nocturnal erections in boys and clitoridectomies (removal of the clitoris) for women. An orgasm is considered a good way to temporarily relieve menstrual cramps in women and stimulate the prostate gland in men, reducing the incidence of prostate infections.

The Hassle Free Women's Clinic is a community-based clinic providing medical and counseling services in all areas of sexual health. It is the largest anonymous HIV test site in Canada, and one of the country's busiest sexually transmitted disease clinics. The clinic provides services related to all facets of women's sexual and reproductive health.
post #2 of 40
The doctors in the 1800's who thought that way thought the uterus had detatched and was floating around the body, causing the hysteria. Masterbation & vibrators were suposed to coax it back into place.
Much like a can of tuna and yelling, "Here, kitty kitty!" attracts cats, apparently.
post #3 of 40
Heh heh...kitty kitty...
post #4 of 40
Quote:
Shelby:
When:Sunday, May 19
Heh. That's my birthday.
post #5 of 40
Ooh, I wanna go take part. LOL. JK.
post #6 of 40
I could win this (saying that doesn't make me look good does it?)
post #7 of 40
No,I cold definately compete.
post #8 of 40
I think my signature says it all...
post #9 of 40
Ah,Woody Allen.
post #10 of 40
Thread Starter 
I would also like to mention that <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?&HTNAME=about/nmm/index.html" target="_blank">May is National Masturbation Month!</a>

So get busy people
post #11 of 40
already on it.
post #12 of 40
Im determined to win this.
post #13 of 40
Fuck you then.

post #14 of 40
Oh my god, I didnt need to know that.
post #15 of 40
Sorry for fucking being open with you, for christ's sake, there shouldn't be a thread like this if you can't be open.

God.
post #16 of 40
Thread Starter 
You shouldn't have edited that man wink Everyone is supposed to be open in the sex forum! If your not then whats the point right?

So DJ Dylan, if you can't handle it please don't comment on it wink Lets all be mature here...
post #17 of 40
I was kidding!!! Im open about masturbation.
post #18 of 40
I love it.
post #19 of 40
Masturbating is a sin.
post #20 of 40
I'm going to Hell.
post #21 of 40
I think 9 out of 10 people are going to hell.
post #22 of 40
I'm damn confused. Damn confused in hell, as it turns out.
post #23 of 40
Theres nothing wrong with going to hell. I mean, come on, there are some cool people there I bet. Like Freddy Krueger is there I guess.
post #24 of 40
Yeah, Freddy is there....masturbating.
post #25 of 40
You know it.
post #26 of 40
Hmm, I apparently missed what happened.

Anyhoo, I e-mailed all my friends the "May is
Masturbation Month" link and told them in lieu of gifts, they should honor my birthday by honoring themselves. eek!
post #27 of 40
Quote:
DJ Dylan:
Ooh, I wanna go take part. LOL. JK.
Yeah, and Dylan has really been practicing A LOT!

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post #28 of 40
Quote:
Nasty Ol' Will:
Quote:
DJ Dylan:
Ooh, I wanna go take part. LOL. JK.
Yeah, and Dylan has really been practicing A LOT!

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Quit with that stupid picture.
post #29 of 40
Masturbating? To help people? In my own town? I'm in! Are there any fluffers available to...help out? &gt;
post #30 of 40
I can't masturbate every day. Not even if I wanted to.
post #31 of 40
Quote:
RathBandu: Hardcore:
I can't masturbate every day. Not even if I wanted to.
Dear God, why?
post #32 of 40
I can jerk off daily, and I want to.
post #33 of 40
I just did like, 10 minutes ago.
post #34 of 40
Need another new keyboard?
post #35 of 40
Nah, i'm alright. Did it somewhere else.
post #36 of 40
Do I need a new keyboard?
post #37 of 40
Agghh the joys of Chasy Lain.

...And done.
post #38 of 40
This thread is hilarious!
post #39 of 40
Are there prizes for distance and accuracy?
post #40 of 40
Quote:
Tony Ryan:
Agghh the joys of Chasy Lain.

...And done.
Chasey Lain is hot.
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