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post #1 of 119
5/14/02 at 1:59am
Thread Starter 
I think Shelby started this game last year, but I can't imagine where that thread is now. This is similar to the Answer a question/Ask a Question thread.

Rules:

1. Answer the question posed.
2. Ask your own question. (Pictures are optional.)
3. You can post men, women, hermaphrodites, whatever, just as long as anybody can answer (i.e., you can't say "This is for the boys..."

Let's begin. How about a battle of the Sarah's:

<img src="http://falsereality.com/sarah/ver5/media/publicity/publicity134.jpg" alt="" />

Sarah Michelle Gellar or

<img src="http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SCY/pdPOSCY0001.jpg" alt="" />

Sarah Jessica Parker?

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post #2 of 119
5/14/02 at 3:26am
Sarah Jessica Parker. Hands down.

Hugh Grant or Richard Grant?
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post #3 of 119
5/14/02 at 7:56am
SMG. SJP isn't attractive, is annoying, and Sex and the City is one of the most overrated shows on TV. Next.
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post #4 of 119
5/14/02 at 11:35am
SJP is heinous, it's Buffy all the way, even if she is dwindling away to nothing.

As for the boys, that's a toughie, but I'd go with Hugh Grant, I like his crinkly Paul McCartney eyes.

How about:

Clive Barker or Neil Gaiman?

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post #5 of 119
5/14/02 at 11:57am
If I had to choose, Michael Jackson, since he's much more feminine.

Raquel Welch or Ann-Margaret? And I'm talking right now, not back in their heyday.
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post #6 of 119
5/14/02 at 12:02pm
Ann-Margret.
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post #7 of 119
5/14/02 at 12:08pm
Thread Starter 
Dammit Fett, that's twice you did not follow the rules. eek! There are only two:

1. Answer the question in the very last post.
2. Ask your own.

John Travolta as

<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0792100085.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt="" />

Tony Manero or

<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305001200.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" alt="" />

Danny Zuko?
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post #8 of 119
5/14/02 at 12:10pm
Gotta be Ann-Margaret. VIVA LAS VEGAS clinches it.

Oh, and because I like Badham's film more, I'll go with Manero.

Now, how 'bout a battle of the SW/SPIDEY leading ladies.....

Natalie Portman or Kirsten Dunst.

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post #9 of 119
5/14/02 at 12:16pm
Oops. Sorry, Diva.

Dunst is just that little bit hotter, despite her "attempt" at MJ, so I'll say her, by a tad.

William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy?
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post #10 of 119
5/14/02 at 1:42pm
Shatner. Nimoy would be too freaky for me. Not that Shatner wouldn't be freaky either...

Samuel L. Jackson or Dave Chappelle?
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post #11 of 119
5/14/02 at 1:49pm
Dave Chappelle because he is fucking <img src="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif" alt="" /> funny.

Eddie Money

<img src="http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9908/12/ageless.rockers/money.jpg" alt="" />

or

Kenny Loggins

<img src="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/singerPicUnid/F0467CF5BFB632F5482569580023BFB7/$file/Kenny+Loggins.jpg" alt="" />

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post #12 of 119
5/14/02 at 2:49pm
Kenny Loggins, because I wouldn't have to worry about him.
Besides, he's alright.

Kevin Bacon or Michael Caine?
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post #13 of 119
5/14/02 at 4:13pm
Kevin Bacon. I don't go in for older men.

Gilbert Gottfried or Watermelon smasher Gallagher?
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post #14 of 119
5/14/02 at 4:49pm
Wow, what a choice!

Gilbert Gottfried. I can always tape his mouth shut.

<img src="http://www.austinpowers.com/SHAG/gallery/fs/fs-imgs/pole1.jpg" alt="" />

or

<img src="http://www.hollywood-costumes.com/austinpowers/vanessasilb.jpg" alt="" />
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post #15 of 119
5/14/02 at 6:02pm
HG, even though I don't dig blondes as much.

<img src="http://www.chud.com/newgraphics/kidman.gif" alt="" />

or

<img src="http://www.allposters.com/images/71/039_38187.jpg" alt="" />
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post #16 of 119
5/14/02 at 6:16pm
Kidman. BMX Bandits clinches it.

OK, here's a tough one.

Kane Hodder or The Big Show...
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post #17 of 119
5/14/02 at 7:13pm
But Alicia Witt was in Dune.

I 'll say Hodder as The Big Show A. topping me or B. being my bitch freaks me out either way.

Janet or Chrissy
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post #18 of 119
5/14/02 at 8:25pm
Chrissy of course! (love her pigtails!)

<img src="http://gilleslaborderie.free.fr/images/reviews/xmen-wolverine.jpg" alt="" />

OR

<img src="http://www.dvdjournal.com/reviewimgs/x/xmen_cyclops.jpg" alt="" />

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post #19 of 119
5/14/02 at 8:27pm
Huge Assman, much better looking.

<img src="http://www.theforce.net/timetales/tt1-8/JAR-JAR.JPG" alt="" />

or

<img src="http://www.northern-dreams.com/cards/ewoks.jpg" alt="" />

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post #20 of 119
5/14/02 at 8:48pm
Ewok. There was a letter in the old Zine Reports From The Star Wars Generation (A 'zine run by the guy who now does SW Insider, I believe, Before Lucas crushed and assimilated him) from a guy who always wanter to fuck an ewok. One night at a club he met a lady midget who played an ewok in ROTJ so he took her home and shagged her.

John Turturro or John Goodman?
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post #21 of 119
5/14/02 at 9:02pm
Tuturro. Why, I don't know, I had to pick one because I wanted to ask...

Blond shakira or red shakira?
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post #22 of 119
5/14/02 at 9:43pm
Definitely Blond Shakira, because she looks xtra slutty.

Lisa Ling or Lucy Liu?
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post #23 of 119
5/14/02 at 10:32pm
Lucy Liu.

Tesh...

<img src="http://www.ritztheatre.org/Images/tesh.jpg" alt="" />

Or Hasselhoff?

<img src="http://www.karentaylor.force9.co.uk/hasselhoff.jpg" alt="" />
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post #24 of 119
5/14/02 at 11:28pm
Thread Starter 
Ahh, this choice sucks! I'll go with hasselhoff cuz he could bring along some Baywatch babes!

<img src="http://movies.go.com/images/photogallery/fastandthefurious/fastandthefurious_3.jpg" alt="" />
Vin Diesel or Paul Walker?

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post #25 of 119
5/14/02 at 11:56pm
Paul Walker! I love Vin as an actor, but Paul 'Pretty Boy' Walker is way more my type for lovin' wink

Cassandra the Sorceress or Anck-su-namun
<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0277296/RKCVLG_RK-1022.jpg" alt="" />

or

<img src="http://www.celebrity-fansites.com/images/stars/patricia_velasquez/the_mummy/patricia_velasquez_the_mummy_0002.jpg" alt="" />
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post #26 of 119
5/15/02 at 12:18am
Anck-su-namun. That name really flows off the tongue, doesn't it?

Winona Ryder...

<img src="http://www.winona-ryder.hpg.com.br/imagens/Winona_Ryder_143.jpg" alt="" />

or Robin Tunney?

<img src="http://smartgirlfans.itgo.com/ij--rt4.jpg" alt="" />
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post #27 of 119
5/15/02 at 2:13am
Tunney me side up, please.

Jennifer Love Hewitt or Melissa Joan Hart?
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post #28 of 119
5/15/02 at 6:29am
Quote:
Sinjin Django:
Tunney me side up, please.

Jennifer Love Hewitt or Melissa Joan Hart?
Jennifer Love Hewitt...

Cheetara
<img src="http://thundercats.vpga.com/bios/cheetara_bio.jpg" alt="" />

or

WilyKit
<img src="http://thundercats.vpga.com/bios/willykit_bio.jpg" alt="" />

Note: If you choose Kit, please register with your local law enforcement agency...

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post #29 of 119
5/15/02 at 8:40am
Cheetara.

Zhang ziyi or Michelle Yeoh?
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post #30 of 119
5/15/02 at 8:44am
i would steal Zhang Ziyi's comb.

Tina Fey or Jimmy Fallon?
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post #31 of 119
5/15/02 at 9:33am
Quote:
Dave Davis:
i would steal Zhang Ziyi's comb.

Tina Fey or Jimmy Fallon?
tina fey. david keith or keith david?
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post #32 of 119
5/15/02 at 11:36am
David Keith because he was in that movie with Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci or Anna Chlumsky.
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post #33 of 119
5/15/02 at 11:38am
Ricci.

Carrot Top or Moby?
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post #34 of 119
5/15/02 at 11:47am
Moby - No question about it (I actually think he is kinda cute!)

<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0213149/1" alt="" />
Rafe OR Danny
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post #35 of 119
5/15/02 at 12:45pm
Dear god...Alicia Witt or Nicole Kidman...my head would explode.
Kidman's jaw droppingly gorgrous and, from what I can tell, an honestly sweet and funny woman. Witt's a certifiable genius, a phenomenal musician, and knockdown gorgeous.
I'd be a dog with two bones.
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post #36 of 119
5/15/02 at 3:08pm
That Witt/ Kidman decision is near impossible, but I would go with Witt. She is too foxy.
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post #37 of 119
5/15/02 at 3:16pm
YOu guys are missing the point. You can only chhose from the choices in the very last post...

Quote:
Shelby:
Moby - No question about it (I actually think he is kinda cute!)

<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0213149/1" alt="" />
Rafe OR Danny
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post #38 of 119
5/15/02 at 3:32pm
Thread Starter 
Shelby, men are beyond dense!

I never saw the movie, but if Danny is the guy who's not Ben Affleck, I'll take him.

<img src="http://www.chud.com/graphics3/dragoncon01/dccoffee2.jpg" alt="" />

Micah or Nick?

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post #39 of 119
5/15/02 at 4:34pm
The guy on the right. Tres sexy.

Shelby or Diva?
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post #40 of 119
5/15/02 at 4:45pm
Lucky me to happen across this one wink

Cruel fates must I pick just one.

I'll go with Diva. I like exotic looks and I wouldn't want there to be any repercussions on Shelby's family.

This was sincerely difficult.

How about those who have dabbled in lady love?

Drew Barrymore or Anne Heche?
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post #41 of 119
5/15/02 at 5:34pm
Heche, because she's fucking crazy and i like a little unpredictability in the sack (and have scars to prove it). besides, Barrymore's giant jaw freaks me out.

Tim Burton or James Remar?
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post #42 of 119
5/15/02 at 7:03pm
Thread Starter 
I'll go with Burton.

Bond ladies...

Denise Richards or Halle Berry?
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post #43 of 119
5/15/02 at 7:19pm
Quote:
Diva:
I'll go with Burton.

Bond ladies...

Denise Richards or Halle Berry?
Halle Berry?

devin or hester?
(if someone else wants to post the pics you know i have in mind, that might be amusing- wish i could but i'm almost out of time )
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post #44 of 119
5/15/02 at 7:44pm
Devin. Nothing against hester, its just that I have spent time chatting with Deving and know him better

Liv
<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1284/LivTyler_DeGuire_298596_400.jpg" alt="" />

or

Cate
<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0536-71s/blanche2.tca" alt="" />
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post #45 of 119
5/15/02 at 7:48pm
Hmmm, that's a tough one. Neither of them are my ideal hottie, but if I had to choose i'd pick Cate because she is the farthest away from sleeping with Steven Tyler.
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post #46 of 119
5/15/02 at 10:48pm
I'm not posing a question because this isn't really an answer, but I just saw The Craft a few minutes ago for the first time.
No picture of Tunney would ever do the woman justice. You have to see her move, especially the eyes.
Yowza.
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post #47 of 119
5/16/02 at 4:26am
Ok, let see, who would you rather sleep with...

1. Natalie Portman
<a href="http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/natpeople3.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/natpeople3.jpg</a>
<a href="http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/14.jpg_hi.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/14.jpg_hi.jpg</a>
<a href="http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/18.jpg_hi.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/swep2/18.jpg_hi.jpg</a>
OR.....
2. Alice Dodd

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post #48 of 119
5/16/02 at 11:24am
{I made those pics text links because I am on superfast DSL and even I couldn't load them. WAY too big to be linking!}

I choose Alice Dodd. Way sexier (IMO)

Going with the catwoman theme:

Ashley Judd
<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0647-dou/judd_ash.ley" alt="" />

OR

Michelle Pfeiffer
<img src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1111/pfeiffer_michelle" alt="" />
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post #49 of 119
5/16/02 at 3:39pm
Michelle Pfeiffer

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post #50 of 119
5/16/02 at 7:11pm
Ashley

Freddie Mercury or David Bowie?
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