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Older Women I want to Diddle!

post #1 of 48
7/2/02 at 4:10am
Thread Starter 
Ok, I usually dig my women younger than myself, but there are some older gals out there I wouldn't mind getting down and dirty and showing 'em what for.

Barbra Eden- I have had a crush on her since grade-school when I discovered her hotness during reruns of "I Dream of Jeannie." ME wants one of those.

Lindsey Wagner- A great natural beauty. She always seemed to have that girl-next door quality who could relate to anyone in any situation.

Linda Carter- One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Even today, at 50-something, she is an outstanding creature of beauty. Again, a natural beauty who needs nothing artifical to showcase her goodies (I'm talking to you Pamela Anderson Lee Hilton Todd Burton Fortensky).
Those lips, those eyes and that magnificent smile...wonder woman indeed.

Martha Stuart- Something about her goodie too-shoes persona that makes me think "WHORE!" She is like the ideal woman, she cooks, builds shit of out nothing and fucks like a beast.
I bet when he lights go down, she's a real wildcat in the sack and could give Jenna Jameson (sp?) a run for her porn star money.

Leeza Gibbons- Dumb as a post, but damn hot.
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post #2 of 48
7/2/02 at 5:43am
Cindy Crawford. Damn that woman has a shelf-life like rice.
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post #3 of 48
7/2/02 at 6:30am
The actress who played the substitute teacher in the "satanists invade the school" X-files episode.
Lena Olin.
The woman who played Severin on Blake's 7.
Eddie Izzard...no, wait, scratch that.
Emma Thompson
Wanda De Jesus
Yancy Butler
I'm sure there are other's, but I've been up quite some time....
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post #4 of 48
7/2/02 at 11:28am
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GeneralZod&His AmazingVikingBoatOar:


Martha Stuart- Something about her goodie too-shoes persona that makes me think "WHORE!" She is like the ideal woman, she cooks, builds shit of out nothing and fucks like a beast.
I bet when he lights go down, she's a real wildcat in the sack and could give Jenna Jameson (sp?) a run for her porn star money.

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post #5 of 48
7/2/02 at 11:48am
Phyllis Diller. Hey, at least when she give head she can remove her teeth

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post #6 of 48
7/2/02 at 4:01pm
Sela Ward
Marg Helgenberger
Ann-Margret
Dolly Parton
Julie Brown - The Comedianne
Katie Couric
Pricilla Presley
Pam Grier
Elvira aka Cassandra Peterson
Jessica Lange
Nancy Sinatra
Racquel Welch
Julie Newmar
Emmylou Harris
Susan Sarandon
and in a weird way, I'd really like to ram it to Joan Rivers.
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post #7 of 48
7/2/02 at 4:31pm
Sela Ward. My god, how could I forget.
Diane Cannon
Kim Catrall
Amanda Pays
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post #8 of 48
7/2/02 at 5:04pm
It absolutely amazes me that no one's mentioned Rene Russo yet. She tops my list, followed closely by Michelle Yeoh.

And Coyote, Yancy Butler's only 32 (her b-day is today, actually). Does she really qualify as an "older woman"?
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post #9 of 48
7/2/02 at 6:00pm
Mad Man... i love you... Julie Newmar! i love you so much!!
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post #10 of 48
7/2/02 at 6:26pm
I'd tag Martha Stuwart and she'd make cookies for my effort.

Ahhh, good food and sex.
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post #11 of 48
7/2/02 at 6:38pm
Quote:
Mz. D'kay1369:
Mad Man... i love you... Julie Newmar! i love you so much!!
Yeah always had a thing for her since I was a wee boy. She's held up pretty good, thought that matters not as I'd be romancing a memory. Early recollectionons of Catwoman making my pants feel funny. Oh. I forgot Barbra Feldon and Diana Rigg, too.
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post #12 of 48
7/2/02 at 6:48pm
Sela Ward. I'd do her eight ways 'till wednesday. She just keeps getting more attractive.

Maria Bartiromo. She is on CNBC, mesmorizing!

Also the lady from the Nigella Bites cooking show that is on E! She is really groovy, but I wish she wouldn't talk about her kids - it kinda ruins it for me...
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post #13 of 48
7/2/02 at 11:28pm
"And Coyote, Yancy Butler's only 32 (her b-day is today, actually). Does she really qualify as an "older woman"?"

Yes. I'm only 11.
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post #14 of 48
7/2/02 at 11:30pm
I'm amazed at who some consider "older"...
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post #15 of 48
7/3/02 at 12:53am
Sela Ward
Cindy Crawford
Ann-Margaret
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post #16 of 48
7/3/02 at 12:56am
Julianne Moore
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post #17 of 48
7/3/02 at 12:57am
Sela and Cindy are NOT...awww forget it....
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post #18 of 48
7/3/02 at 6:12am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
JARO BORANO:
Quote:
GeneralZod&His AmazingVikingBoatOar:


Martha Stuart- Something about her goodie too-shoes persona that makes me think "WHORE!" She is like the ideal woman, she cooks, builds shit of out nothing and fucks like a beast.
I bet when he lights go down, she's a real wildcat in the sack and could give Jenna Jameson (sp?) a run for her porn star money.

.
<img src="http://www.brunching.com/cgi/talkingmartha-gif.cgi?saying=I+love+younger+men+-+they+are+soooo+sweet%21" alt="" />
BOING!
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post #19 of 48
7/3/02 at 10:37am
Quote:
Old Man Coyote:
"And Coyote, Yancy Butler's only 32 (her b-day is today, actually). Does she really qualify as an "older woman"?"

Yes. I'm only 11.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry, chief.
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post #20 of 48
7/3/02 at 10:55am
I've always had a thing for Jamie Lee Curtis.

Not to mention Demi Moore....

And hey, Patricia Heaton on Everybody Loves Raymond is HOT!
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post #21 of 48
7/3/02 at 12:28pm
Sophia Loren. In a heartbeat.
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post #22 of 48
7/3/02 at 1:16pm
well if Yancey Butler qualifies as "Older" and she's 32, then so does Naomi Campbell, cause she's 32 too! and that's who i want!!!! and Julie Newmar....
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post #23 of 48
7/3/02 at 6:14pm
Quote:
Findley:
Looked and looked for ONE Goldie Hawn pick and nobody mentions her.

Sexiest woman over 50 in the world.

And Catherine Deneuve.

Hell I might make them my fantasy three-way partners.
I agree on both counts, pal.
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post #24 of 48
7/3/02 at 6:16pm
Quote:
Kronos:
Sela and Cindy are NOT...awww forget it....
Sela Ward is 46 which is 12 years older than me. Also some of these boy are not yet out of their teens.
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post #25 of 48
7/3/02 at 6:27pm
Sela Ward is REALLY hot.
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post #26 of 48
7/5/02 at 12:16pm
I have always had a thing for Michelle Pfeiffer.
she's 44.
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post #27 of 48
7/6/02 at 3:06pm
she looks DAMNED good for 44! and Hollywood says women are "dead" after 30! they need to open their eyes! there are way too many beautiful women out there who are over 40. hell even 50!
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post #28 of 48
7/7/02 at 2:58pm
Glenne Headly

For me, she is sexy. Perfect Candidate.
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post #29 of 48
7/7/02 at 4:56pm
Francesca Annis is a damn fine looking woman for her age.
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post #30 of 48
7/8/02 at 1:32am
Julia Louis Dreyfuss- Lordy, Lordy look who I wanna bang in her forties!
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post #31 of 48
7/10/02 at 7:43pm
The Olsen Twins.

No, I'm kidding. Just strange some of the "older" women being picked here (Cindy Crawford is elderly?).

Seriously though, I was checking out Helen Mirren in Gosford Park. Very attracted to her. Jenny Agutter, as well.

I saw Fiona Hughes (not sure that's her name) on All My Children the other day at my mother's house. She's getting up there, but still looking good (Fiona Hughes, that is ).
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post #32 of 48
7/11/02 at 10:23am
Jenny Agutter! hubba hubba.
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post #33 of 48
7/11/02 at 8:23pm
Mimi Rogers
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post #34 of 48
7/12/02 at 2:02am
Thread Starter 
Yes, Ross especially the Mimi clad in the leather outfit she had in "Austin Powers:IMM."
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post #35 of 48
7/13/02 at 8:08am
Oh yeah, also kinda dig that metalic suit in Lost in Space.
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post #36 of 48
5/5/09 at 10:03pm
Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Carrie Anne Moss, Jada Pinkett Smith, Vivica Fox, Monica Bellucci, and Kim Cattrall. Granted, not all of them are the oldest of famous ladies, but they're all older than me and I'd happily bang them all. Or even all at once, though that kind of orgy would definitely kill me.
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post #37 of 48
5/5/09 at 10:43pm
This thread is seven years old. And you bumped it.

This thread.
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post #38 of 48
5/5/09 at 10:49pm
We need you around here more Slater.
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post #39 of 48
5/22/09 at 1:14am
Monica Bellucci ever since FFC's Bram Stoker's Dracula. Dear lord.
Oh! Eva Green!


And I'm 21.
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post #40 of 48
5/22/09 at 1:22am
I'd dog the shit outta Martha Washington just based on pure patriotism.
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post #41 of 48
5/22/09 at 2:11am
Jan Smithers (Bailey Quarters on WKRP) -- 60 years young and living in Halifax!
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post #42 of 48
5/22/09 at 3:16am
Don't we have 80 different I'd-Fuck-A-Fifty-Year-Old threads?
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post #43 of 48
5/22/09 at 3:50am
Yes for christs sake and this thread is now even more redundant as people are mentioning Eva Fucking Green who has not actually turned thirty yet.

Seriously, can someone kill this thread?
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post #44 of 48
5/22/09 at 4:13am
Lucretia Borgia. Say no more. You all know what I'm talkin' about.
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post #45 of 48
5/22/09 at 6:56am
Mary Magdalene
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post #46 of 48
5/22/09 at 6:59am
Angela Fucking Bassett. Now THAT'S a body.
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post #47 of 48
5/22/09 at 4:51pm
Ann Curry
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post #48 of 48
5/22/09 at 5:42pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BullCow View Post
Seriously though, I was checking out Helen Mirren in Gosford Park. Very attracted to her.
For those of you who haven't seen it...Dame Helen in a bikini:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...upreme-63.html

Diddle-able indeed.
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