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post #1 of 40
5/18/02 at 12:43am
Thread Starter 
What do YOU call em?

My boyfriend just called mine 'Love Boulders' and it cracked me up!

What interesting names for female/male anatomy do you know?
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post #2 of 40
5/18/02 at 2:40am
I love the line in Bring It On when Sparky calls them "Sweater Monkeys."
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post #3 of 40
5/18/02 at 3:42am
Adrienne Barbeaus.

But only on weekends when mom's performing...
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post #4 of 40
5/18/02 at 4:51am
"Love Bags"

"Hooters"

"Jugs"

"Jollies"
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post #5 of 40
5/18/02 at 8:06am
I call them "Splendid"
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post #6 of 40
5/18/02 at 8:37am
My own version of HEART! refers to them as "The Boys."
Evidently, part of the test to see if a guy is worth dating is to see if they argue with her about refering to them in the male gender, so to speak.

I've also heard her refer to them as "uber boobies," but I think she's just quoting Lovebunny & Mr. Hell.

I just usually says breasts. (or breats if I'm feeling dysgraphic.)
The word has a nice, silibant ring to it.
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post #7 of 40
5/18/02 at 10:52am
Apparently, Jennifer Love Hewitt refers to hers as "Thelma and Louise".
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post #8 of 40
5/19/02 at 3:08pm
Quote:
Old Man Coyote:
My own version of HEART! refers to them as "The Boys."
Evidently, part of the test to see if a guy is worth dating is to see if they argue with her about refering to them in the male gender, so to speak.

I've also heard her refer to them as "uber boobies," but I think she's just quoting Lovebunny & Mr. Hell.

I just usually says breasts. (or breats if I'm feeling dysgraphic.)
The word has a nice, silibant ring to it.
Heart refers to them as her "girls" or "the girls"

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post #9 of 40
5/19/02 at 4:17pm
funbags

teets (in a scottish accent)

hoots

mammary glands
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post #10 of 40
5/19/02 at 5:18pm
Milk buckets

Balloons

Fleshy Liquid Pouches on which to Grab and Nibble

Jabba da Huts

Mangos
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post #11 of 40
5/19/02 at 8:22pm
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Clarence Beaks:
Apparently, Jennifer Love Hewitt refers to hers as "Thelma and Louise".
<img src="http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/jenniferlove/1big.jpg" alt="" />

I love Thelma and Louise.
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post #12 of 40
5/19/02 at 8:42pm
The words agreed never meant more in my life.

<img src="http://pageowomen.thethreshold.com/jennifer_love_hewitt-17.jpg" alt="" />
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post #13 of 40
5/20/02 at 3:46am
I had a girlfriend who called them Bugs and Daffy.

And a friend of mine goes with the highly analytical "life-sustaining mammary glands."
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post #14 of 40
5/20/02 at 9:50am
Cheese Biscuts is so romantic....
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post #15 of 40
5/20/02 at 10:26pm
My personal favorite is "dairy cannons."
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post #16 of 40
5/20/02 at 11:09pm
An old high school buddy of mine once said that her grandmother called them 'cookies'.
Grandma's Cookies never tasted the same after that. eek!
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post #17 of 40
5/23/02 at 2:36am
Mine.

Oh she carries them around, sure. But they're mine.
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post #18 of 40
5/23/02 at 12:58pm
I can see your dirty pillows.

Breasts, mama. They're called breasts.
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post #19 of 40
5/23/02 at 1:05pm
Thread Starter 
There was someone here who called them Sweater Meat. I can't remember who it was but I liked the term so much I had it in my sig for a while
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post #20 of 40
5/23/02 at 2:14pm
Boobs, sweater bunnies, BAPS, perks, hooters, bouncies, guns, air bags, bow-sprits, breasticles, cannons, chest weasels, erector set, fun muffins, gifts, attributes, globes, headlights, gozongas, gongs, knockers, yonkers, pointers, rockets, torpedos, speed bumps, nipples holders, mammeries/mams, humdingers, love bumps, and beer holders.

Objects of my divided attention.
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post #21 of 40
5/23/02 at 3:46pm
Yabos - Coutesy of Animal House
Snoobs - Courtesy of Wayne's World
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post #22 of 40
5/27/02 at 2:11pm
I refer to them as the singular "Rack" or will refer to someone "packin' heat".

Jubblies is also a fave.
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post #23 of 40
5/27/02 at 4:42pm
I just remembered one from my youth. Shmeebs.

Shmeebs was Connie's nickname. When Connie hit puberty, she passed the tradition on. Well, we passed the tradition on.
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post #24 of 40
5/27/02 at 5:47pm
One of the people in charge of Aggiecon (one of the oldest scifi conventions, but the management changes quite often as it's run by the students at a university) goes by Rack. I have no idea what her real name is. I eventually asked her if it was because she had a figure to die for (she knew I wasn't hitting on her by this point), and she said "Yep. Had if for a few years, now." (She's barely legal, even in Texas)
Only at Texas A&M could a woman with a ton of brains in her head actually like going by a nickname inspired by her figure, like a piece of meat.
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post #25 of 40
5/27/02 at 7:17pm
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Only at Texas A&M could a woman with a ton of brains in her head actually like going by a nickname inspired by her figure, like a piece of meat.
I missed going to school by a year with a girl calling herself Dirtyknees. She didn't mind, but the Political Correctness Police sure did when she was referred to as this during a skit. The Mayor had to come in and end all dispute. In favour of the PC Police, of course. Engineering Week activities were seriously curtailed for years because of this, and guilt by association meant I spent no small amount of my first year cleaning feminist spittle off my clothes. That's why I bought a leather school jacket. No kidding!

Anyway. We were discussing Shmeebs....
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post #26 of 40
5/27/02 at 9:18pm
OMC: you forgot to add "The Troops" to the list of names for my breasts. It's because they are the Special Forces and have all the heavy artillery. when dressed up and on display that is called "going out for maneuvers."

and yes, men really don't like it when they are called "The Boys". almost every man who has heard me call them that has asked me not to do it. i think it's very funny! ^_^
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post #27 of 40
2/20/04 at 9:33pm
Ba-bump.
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post #28 of 40
2/21/04 at 12:45am
I used to hang out with a girl who owned a tee shirt with a very appropriately placed Thing One and Thing Two from Dr. Seuss. My wife calls them Jigglypuffs, after a particularly round, pink Pokemon.
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post #29 of 40
2/21/04 at 1:23am
Chesticles.

And I once had a co-worker who actually used the word "gazongas" in a casual conversation.
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post #30 of 40
2/21/04 at 7:25am
A friend of mine once saw an issue of Time with a picture of a woman holding her hands over her breasts, with the headline "Breast Cancer: A Look At Your Odds". He turned to me and said "So that's what they're calling them these days", and it's stuck with me ever since.
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post #31 of 40
2/21/04 at 2:59pm
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Originally posted by Madman Mundt
A friend of mine once saw an issue of Time with a picture of a woman holding her hands over her breasts, with the headline "Breast Cancer: A Look At Your Odds". He turned to me and said "So that's what they're calling them these days", and it's stuck with me ever since.
That's funny. Very funny
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post #32 of 40
2/21/04 at 3:52pm
my happy place!!?
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post #33 of 40
2/22/04 at 12:59pm
Milk Boxes.
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post #34 of 40
2/22/04 at 1:43pm
"Titten" or "Möpse".

That's German of course ...
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post #35 of 40
2/23/04 at 2:05am
I call them boobers. My girlfriend has a name for each one but refuses to tell me what they are, saying that not unlike the Broadway show Cats, her breasts have a normal name, a secret name and a Jellicle name that only she knows. The most I've gotten out of her is she refers to them as "The Girls".
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post #36 of 40
2/23/04 at 9:17am
Dracula and The Wolfman:

I'll buy you a drink if you show me The Monsters...







A-Thank you...I'll be here all week! Senond show's at 10.
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post #37 of 40
2/23/04 at 1:06pm
Sweater kittens.
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post #38 of 40
2/23/04 at 2:20pm
Boobaloos
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post #39 of 40
2/23/04 at 9:03pm
casabas

Barnes & Noble

Hoots
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post #40 of 40
2/23/04 at 10:24pm
Ters. So we could hide the 'hooters' term from our parents.

Juggernauts - lovingly bestowed upon Jenifer Connelly from her Rocketeer days.
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