Who Are You? (Sex version 6.9)

1. How old are you?
**25

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
**4 and 4 (or maybe 5, it was a long time ago)

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
**5 if we are talking magazines (I used to be a tomboy that hung out with the boys...) - 12 if we are talking movies

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
**I have collected about 15-20GB of pic series and movies

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
**23

6. How often do you masterbate?
**Well, I am lucky if I can do it a couple of times a month. As a stay at home mom, I don;t have much free time alone.

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
**Um, no one. Myself I guess. I imagine what its going to feel like when I have my orgasm. Is that weird?

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
**I have put on a show but have never completed to orgasm.

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
**I was 12 or 13 when I got my period.

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
**17 and I don't think I have ever had a multiple.

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
**16

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
**Nope

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
**Doggie Style. 69 I guess.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
**evening, I can't think very well in the morning.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
**yes. yes. yes.

16. Have you ever had anal sex?
**yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
**3 men 2 women

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
**yes, 2 separate time (1 MFM and 1 FMF)

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
**Well, kinda, I dunno. 4 people in one bed, me & my best friend both riding the guys and making out with each other at the same time. Not sure if that qualifies as an orgy.

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
**no

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
**no and no. But when I was 7 I let 2 seven year old boys dry hump me for a dollar a piece (for about a minute a piece). I had a crush on one, and the other was his cousin.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
**no

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
**yes

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
**no

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
**yes

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
**Yes. One vibrator

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
**heh, uh...Anime, leather/latex, I swear...if possible I have an accent fetish, boots

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
**Eh, kinda. After having a child you can spot for a while after words and I spotted for 6 weeks and we just couldnt wait any longer!

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
**no and no. That is one fetish I just couldn't handle.

30. Does this turn you on?
**Boy am I glad I already know what tubgirl is. And no, that does not turn me on.

31. Have you ever had phone sex?
**A long time ago when me & my boyfriend had to be separated for a month. It was 'ok'

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
**Yes, with two guys once. Its when I first discovered the joys of the internet

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
**4. I had a crush on one of the guys my mom worked with named Joe something. He was 22 and super cute!

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
**4, my redheaded neighbor named Kenny. We were bf/gf for 2 years (my first kiss)

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
**Yes, will be nine years in November

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
**yes, I have loved lots of people

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
**My current has been my only official relationship

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? 39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
**If I was single I would.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
**Yes

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
**Yes

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
**Bi

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
**Nature

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
**Thats a tough one. But I would have to go with the committed, loving relationship.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
**Of course

Great questions!

1. How old are you? 32
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? Less than a year old, post amnesia. Pre-amnesia...well....
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? See #2
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? I frequent this board.
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? See #2
6. How often do you masterbate? I have to keep track? Nobody told me I have to keep track....
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? This thread is already going to be huge. Don't make me crash the system.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Yes.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? Honestly can't remember.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? See #2 for both questions.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? Ad nauseum (Wait. Nauseum should never be associated with sex. See your doctor.)
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Not within memory. I like my partner to known what she's doing, really.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? I don't really have a favourite, most of them have their moments. Least favourite: ANything you have to contort the hell out of yourself for just so the camera can get a better shot in.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Technically, evening, because I don't feel very sexy in the morning. However, I'm male...I don't really have a preference. I'm just a night person in general.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes, yes, yes.
16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yep.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? Um.
18. Have you ever had a threesome? yes.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? Yes.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Yes. Ironically, Hastur was supposed to be one of them. Not only did we wind up dating for four years, we're still best friends afterward.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? Is this going to keep me from dontating blood?
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? Ice, magic shell, chocolate syrup, pudding, edible body paints, peanut butter, but strangely, never the first vegetable that pops in people's minds.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? No.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yep.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? Yep.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? My brain.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? Not in the strictest sense, but I do appreaciate the trappings of some, like properly applied latex.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? Yep. Have had several girlfriends who it's their favourite time of the month, sex-wise.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? Nope.
30. Does this turn you on? Not really.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes. Well, sorta. Not to completion. Couldn't take it seriously.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? Yes. There's a story there.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? See #2
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? See #2
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Good question.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Yes.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? 4 years. Shortest? 3-4 months.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? They exist whethere I believe in them or not. But yes, in rare cases.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? This is funny, because just yesterday I had to explain to two people at work...one younger, one older...what a booty call WAS. But No to the first, Yes to the second.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? There was a velcro effect that ruined the moment.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? Not by President Clinton's standards, no.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Mostly straight with bi tendancies. Which basically means straight, but some guys will turn my head, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Depends on the person, so Both, I guess.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? The latter. I'm a closet romantic.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? He was too sexy for anyone's cat. That's why you don't hear from him anymore. He was mauled by a lioness during a Ringley Bros tour.

1. How old are you? -- 33

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? -- 18 & 19, respectively. I was painfully shy and not at all happy with myself all through high school. College changed that.

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? -- In utero. No, seriously, probably 16 or 17.

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? -- I have two Girls Gone Wild DVDs and some Playboys, that's about it.

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? -- Good lord, that was a while ago.... Probably 13 or 14.

6. How often do you masterbate? -- Just often enough. wink

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? -- Usually old girlfriends. The reality of the memory is usually better than some fantasy woman I'll never have.

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? -- Yes.

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? -- Probably 12 or 13. I distinctly remember one about Elvira, for some reason....

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? -- 13 or 14.

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? -- 20.

12. Have you ever deflowered someone? -- Yes.

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? -- Woman on top and doggie are tied at #1 for me. Missionary is good for getting the job done, but I wouldn't call it my least favorite.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? -- Beggars can't be choosers. Seriously, wake-up sex is great.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? -- Yes to all three.

16. Have you ever had anal sex? -- Yes.

17. How many individual people have you had sex with? -- 5

18. Have you ever had a threesome? -- No.

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? -- No.

20. Have you ever had an one night stand? -- No.

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? -- No to both.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? -- Yes -- the usualy suspects, whip cream, chocolate syrup. Wine and grapes were also an interesting experience....

23. Do you shave your pubic hair? -- No.

24. Have you ever been to a strip club? -- Yes.

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? -- Just in the functional sense of taking my clothes off, not in any kind of showy way.

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? -- No.

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? -- Asian women, Goth women (Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice got that little ball started), glasses.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? -- Yes.

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? -- No and no.

30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on? -- Sweet Jesus no.

31. Have you ever had phone sex? -- Yes.

32. Have you ever had cyber sex? -- Yes.

33. How old were you when you had your first crush? -- Fourth grade.

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? -- Ninth grade

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? -- Currently flying solo.

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? -- Yes to both.

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? -- Longest went off and on for about three years. Shortest was a year.

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? -- Yes, it's convincing the friend that's the hard part....

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? -- Kind of: it was a girl I had been seeing and we weren't officially together but we'd still get together for the sleep-over.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? -- No.

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? -- No.

42. Are you straight, gay, bi? -- Straight.

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? -- Nature.

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? -- I think I'd take the relationship, surprisingly enough.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? -- Not in the slightest, that cat could do so much better.

"32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No. In fact, I'm not really sure what that means."
I think it has something to do with what they call "male and female ends" in cables. I've also heard of "laying cable," so maybe that was it, too.

Actually, Diva, cybersex is like phone sex, only textural instead of aural, putting you even one step further removed from it.
But it's still closer than reading an Anne Rice novel.

1. How old are you? 16
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? Like 8, 16
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? Um ... like 10
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? Internet, pretty much it
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 14
6. How often do you masterbate? Maybe 3 times a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? Enrique Iglesias or my very good looking next neighbor
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Sadly yes
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? Never
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? Um, like 14
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 16
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Yes ma'am.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? Doggy Style, any of that weird shit.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Hey, whichever one works for me fine
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Given, that's it.
16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes ma'am.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 3
18. Have you ever had a threesome? No ma'am, but wish I was having one about right now
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? Nope.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Nope, but I plan on being an escort when I go to college to get some money, so then it will count
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? Not yet
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? No, no, no, no, no
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? Yes ma'am.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, but planning on going soon
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? No, but I would.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? No, but I want some.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? Handcuffs, video cameras, spanking, nothing too hectic.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? No.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? No, no, no, no, no, eww!
30. Does this turn you on? Hell no.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? Nope, but I would.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? Yes, but I had no idea what I was doing
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? Like 5.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? Never had one, just sleep with friends or people I know, so what, change that one-night stand one.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Nope.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Just once, wait twice.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? I'll let you know when that happens.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? Sure, as long as you're not best friends.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? Not that I know of.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? All the time.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? All the time.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Bi.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? What is nurture?
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? A loving relationship
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? He ain't too sexy for nothing.

1. How old are you? **17**
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? **17, and 17.**
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? **15**
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? **mags and internet**
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? **15**
6. How often do you masterbate? **more then once per day**
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? **Heart**
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? **no**
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? **16**
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? **16**
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? **17**
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? **yes**
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? **dont really have a favorite or a least favorite**
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? **evening**
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? **i have received,i have given. And have done 69.**
16. Have you ever had anal sex? **no**
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? **1**
18. Have you ever had a threesome? **no**
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? **no**
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? **no**
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? **no, no.**
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? **no**
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? **no**
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? **no**
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? **yes**
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? **no**
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? **no**
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? **no**
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? **no. no**
30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on? **jesus christ no**
31. Have you ever had phone sex? **no**
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? **yes**
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? **14**
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? **17**
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? **I do. 5 months as of august 1st**
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? **yes. I am in love with Heart.**
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? **Im currently in my longest relationship. My shortest was 2 weeks.**
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? **no**
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? **nope**
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? **no**
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? **no**
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? **straight**
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? **both**
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? **commited,loving relationship**
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? **hehe.**

1. How old are you? 16
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 5/13
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? I don't know, like, 11
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? Yeah, DVD and Internet
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 13 or 14
6. How often do you masterbate? about once a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? I have to look at videos to do it, so whatever porn star I feel like that day
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Ehh, yes. Not fun.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? 13
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 15/16
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 15
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Nope
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? Girl on top facing backwords/or forwards. Least, missonary
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Evening
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes to all three
16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yeah
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 2
18. Have you ever had a threesome? no
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? no
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? No
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? No
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? No
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? No
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? No
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? No
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? Short Black hair for girls. Blonde spikey hair for guys
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? No
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? No and no
30. Does this turn you on? Fuck no
31. Have you ever had phone sex? No
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? No
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 5
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 13
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Yes, about 3 months
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? About a year. Shortest, three months
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? Sure. But don't have any
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? No
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Yes
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Bi
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Nature
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Committed, loving reltionship with bad sex
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? No, the cat was too sexy for him.

Oh, and just some extra info for number 12.

Yes, Heart was my first, and I was her first.

1. How old are you?
23

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
15

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
14

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
nope, but it's pretty easy to get

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
14

6. How often do you masterbate?
often

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
girls... sometimes more than one

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
yes

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
dunno, 14?

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
14. never had multiple

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
19

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
yes

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
girl on top. There's a such thing as least favorite?

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
morning is a great way to start the day, better than folger's coffee.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
yes. yes. yes

16. Have you ever had anal sex?
nope

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
5 1/2

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
sorta, but not really

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
nope

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
yep

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
nope. someone offered me to jerk off in a shot glass.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
girl put frozen grapes in her mouth for BJ(doesn't work too well though, gotta have big mouth or thin dick), girl used certs powerful mints for BJ, used whipped cream, girl used chocolate syrup on me

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
nope

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yep

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
yep

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
nope

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
nope

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
yep

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
nope. nope

30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on?
nope, but I have shown that picture to friends just to see their faces

31. Have you ever had phone sex?
yep

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
yep

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
6 maybe, later she showed me herself nekked and I was a little confused

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
15

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
nope

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
yep, once

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
year and a half. 30 minutes

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
Yep

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Yep. Yep

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
Nope

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
nope

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
straight

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
mostly nature

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
I guess love over good sex, cause you can work on the sex, especially because I love sex

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
so sexy it hurts

1. How old are you? 21
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? First kiss was a french kiss (Hey, I'm ambitious). I was fourteen.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? Probably eleven or so.
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? There's a few magazines laying around here someplace, but I imagine they're pretty dusty.
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? Twelve.
6. How often do you masterbate? Probably about once a week or so.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? No one special. Usually someone random.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Never.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? Twelve.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? Twelve.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? Fifteen.
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Yes.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? I don't play favorites. I just like to fuck.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Evening.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Given and recieved plaenty, only once at the same time (Wasn't impressed).
16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? Four.
18. Have you ever had a threesome? No.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? No.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Never have, never will.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? No.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? Never.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? No.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes. Against my will.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? No.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? No.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? Several, all fairly tame. I'd actually call them "prefrences" instead of fetishes.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? No, but I did have a girl ask me to ignore it. I'm weak. I said no.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? No, but I used to date a girl who, for a month long period, had to pee really bad when she climaxed. She'd have to run to the bathroom every fucking time. I got so frustrated with it that I told her "Fuck it, man, just go, I'll get some more sheets!" She never did, and eventually she learned to control it.
30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on? If by "turn you on" you mean "makes me feel the urge to turn my face inside out" then yeah, I'd say it turns me on real good.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? No.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? No.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? About eleven or twelve. Phoebe Cates, baby.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? Thirteen.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Yes, a few months.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Yes. Once, for sure, possibly twice.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? Five years.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? No.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? Not per se, but I have called one of my old girlfriends and asked her to come over for the sole purpose of having sex. And yes, I've had someone booty call me before. For all I know, they're still waiting on me to show up.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Yes, but only for humor purposes.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Nature.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Loving, committed relationship with bad sex. Easily.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? His cat, no. Randy Quaid? You bet.

1. How old are you?

24.

2. How old were you when you had your first

kiss? French Kiss?
French? 11.

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?

11

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS,
DVD, internet, other)?

VHS, DVD.

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?

14.

6. How often do you masterbate?

Usually about three or four times a week. It's hard scheduling around work.

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?

My previous sexual experiences, famous folk, the usual fantasy stuff.

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?

Yes.

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?

Never had one.

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?

15. For like a year after I started, I was really afraid of "finishing it off". Stupid, really, but I was a kid.

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?

19.

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?

Yes.

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?

Fav: girl on top, forwards.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?

Morning.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?

Yep to all three.

16. Have you ever had anal sex?

Nope.

17. How many individual people have you had sex
with?

Two.

18. Have you ever had a threesome?

Nope.

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?

Nope.

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?

No. Don't believe in them.

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?

No. Unless you count expensive girlfriends.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?

Nope.

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?

Nope.

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope.

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?

Nope.

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?

Nope.

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?

Not really.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?

No.

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex?
Been peed on?

No.

30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on?

That is the worst picture I have ever seen in my life.

31. Have you ever had phone sex?

No.

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Yes.

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?

6.

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?

10.

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?

Nope.

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?

Once.

37. How long did your longest relationship last?
Your shortest?

Longest: 5 months. Shortest: 1 week.

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?

No.

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?

No.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

Not french.

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

No.

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?

Straight.

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?

Depends on the individual.

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?

Second. Sex is never bad, because hey, it's still sex, and it's an opportunity to work with your partner to make it better.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?

Richard Fairbrass is an evil genius. And no.

I hope to god you didnt click on that link.

Damn that link. I clicked on it...yeeesh!

I like how tubgirls vitals are blocked out in an attempt to preserve her dignity.

1. How old are you?
26

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
11 and 14

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
10 0r 11

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
internet stufff and some video CDS

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
10 or 11

6. How often do you masterbate?
too damn much

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
life, the universe and everything

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
yes

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
10, night after seeing a 16 year old breasts falling out of her bikini and her accidentally colliding with me in the swimming pool.

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
10

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
17

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
had the opportunity a few times, but decided against it.

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
doggy style, girl on top. least favorite... eh, can't think of any.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
mostly in the evening

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? yes yes and no, due to my partners always being a lot shorter than I am.

16. Have you ever had anal sex? yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 5

18. Have you ever had a threesome? no

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? no

20. Have you ever had an one night stand? yes

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
nope and nope

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
yes, whipped cream

23. Do you shave your pubic hair? no

24. Have you ever been to a strip club? yes

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? no

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? no

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
accents, Indian and Indonesian women, long black or red hair.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
yes, anal sex

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
fuck no

30. Does this turn you on?
excuse me while i go vomit. HELL NO

31. Have you ever had phone sex?
yes

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
yes (cause it's cheaper than phone sex when your partner is in another part of the world)

33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 12

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 17

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? nope

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
yes, twice

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? two years and unending mindfucking, shortest was two weeks

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
no

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
yes and yes

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? nope

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? nope

42. Are you straight, gay, bi? nope

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? probably a bit of both

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
probably the second, but unsure.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
yes, and I think he should leave the poor animal alone! it ain't natural...

No you're not dreaming. I can't sleep and I AM answering this...

1. How old are you? 20
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 16 French Kiss? the next day
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 13
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? no.
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? probably 4. I really can't explain it... I'm a freak.
6. How often do you masterbate? once a day unless I'm depressed, tired, or within 4 yards of another person
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? my girlfriend. No one else is worth being in my fantasies.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? No.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream? never had one
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? never had one
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? never had it
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? never (nor is that probable in the future)
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? wouldn't know.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Both. Until we pass out, and upon waking up
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? never never and never
16. Have you ever had anal sex?scares me
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? never had one
18. Have you ever had a threesome? never had one
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? never had one
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? never had one
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? never. That's the most depressing concept in the universe.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? virgin.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? ...I trim. I haven't figured out how not to hurt myself shaving...
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? never
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? never had one
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? never had one
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? not really. Several turn-ons but not fetishes
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? that's disturbing. I'll make it a point to NEVER do that.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? never, never, and damn that's disturbing
30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on? 1, the link looks like she's unnatractively obese, and 2, she's not my girlfriend. Thus, no.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? often
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? even more often
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? probably 3 or 4. As soon as I figured out the difference between boys and girls, I wanted a girl for me...
34. How old were you when you had your first girlfriend? 16
35. Do you currently have a girlfriend? How long have you been together? yes. for nearly 2 years now.
36. Have you ever been in love? I am More than once? Love is forever. So, no. The ones that ended obviously weren't love. Thus, I couldn't have been "in love"
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Nearly 2 years now Your shortest? 3 months
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? your all mine or you have NOTHING to do with me
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? ...a what?
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? maybe as a child. Nothing remotely sexual or anything.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No offense to homosexuals, but HELL NO!!
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? straight as fuckin' arrow. I love womens.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? doesn't matter to me much. Live as you will as long as your fist ends before my nose begins.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? definitely the latter. I can't ever have sex unless it's with a girl who loves me more than life.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? That's his own business... but if I were him, I'd stick by that same pussy no matter how/ especially if sexy I am.

Blimey i feel like im being quized by plod again.*L*

1. How old are you? 30

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 13

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 14

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? 1 DVD 1VHS thats it.

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? Er i think it was 14

6. How often do you masterbate? Couple of times a week, more if the missus wants to watch *W*

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
My Missus

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? But of course.

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
Cant remember maybe 13

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? Again i think it was 14

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 13

12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Yes

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
Favourite is doggy style. Least is reverse Cowboy.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
Any time i can get it.*L*

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes to all the above

16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with? Oooh need to speak to my lawyer before i reveal this.*L*

18. Have you ever had a threesome? yes

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? Yes

20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Yes

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? No and No, well not in the prostitute sense.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? yes and anythng that was in the fridge

23. Do you shave your pubic hair? No

24. Have you ever been to a strip club? yes

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? Yes

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? No i dont but my missus does

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
I do and i like light bondage.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? yes

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? No and wont EVER.

30. Does this turn you on? See above answer

31. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes

32. Have you ever had cyber sex? Yes

33. How old were you when you had your first crush? ABout 10

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? Proper one, i was 15

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Yes for 2 1/2 years

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?Yes and yes.

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? 6 1/2 years longest and 1 day shortest

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
No, these are people in denial.

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Being a mere Brit i have no idea what this means.*L*

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? No

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No

42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Both

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was
bad?
OOh tough one u would say u cant really have one without the other.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? Well he is now.

Like hell if I'm posting this with my current job...

1. How old are you? 32

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 11

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 11

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? No, have lots of cable channels

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 20

6. How often do you masterbate? cpouple times a month

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? Not a thing

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? No

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? Started my period at 10. Don't have anymore due to hysterectomy.

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 16 never had multiple cause the one is like WOW!

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 12

12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Yes.

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? On top, missionery.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Midnight sleep sex

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes. Yes. Yes.

16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with? About 5

18. Have you ever had a threesome? No

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? Nope

20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Yes.

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? Never paids, but sort of for money 1time when I was young and in need.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? No

23. Do you shave your pubic hair? Yes, 90%

24. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? Yes.

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? hee hee . . . dildo . . . hee hee

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? No fetishes

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? Yes.

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? No. Been peed on? No.

30. Does this turn you on? Nope.

31. Have you ever had phone sex? No

32. Have you ever had cyber sex? No

33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 9 a boy named Danny

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 12

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend?

How long have you been together? Married 10 years

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Yes and yes.

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? Been with husband for like 16 years, shortest was a fling behind his back when we dated, lasted about 2 hours.

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? I believe in it but don't practice it.

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Yes Has anyone "booty called" you? Yes.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? No

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No.

42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight.

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Nature.

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Good sex = happy Ripley

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? Right Said Fred is NOT sexy!

1. How old are you? 31

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 13, same

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 7

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? Mags and videos

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 4

6. How often do you masterbate? 2-3/week

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? Varies, mainly women who have turned me on recently

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Yes but not to completion

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? 19

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? Hard to say due to masturbating from a young age.

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 17

12. Have you ever deflowered someone? No

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? Woman on Top, None

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Both

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes x3

16. Have you ever had anal sex? With a woman, yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 20+

18. Have you ever had a threesome? Sort of. More like a 2.5-some, and no there were not amputees involved. I am referring to the level of participation.

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? No

20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Yes

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? No

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? No

23. Do you shave your pubic hair? No

24. Have you ever been to a strip club? No

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? No

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? No

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? No

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? Yes

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? No

30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on? Based on others' responses, I am not even gonna look

31. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes

32. Have you ever had cyber sex? No

33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 9

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 12

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? No

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Yes. No.

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? 1.5 Years. 2 months.

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? Yes

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? Yes. Yes, but circumstances prevented me from obliging.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Yes, but not seriously

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No

42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Both

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Lots of good sex

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? Obviously not, if he's still fucking it.

1. How old are you?
24

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
Damn early (sometime in kindergarden), 18.

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
Hardcore - 12, Softporn - (elementary school) looking through the bra section on the Sears catalog.

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
I did but got rid of it. Now, I just download stuff off the net.

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
About 14 (it rubbed my leg to much and went off!) wink I was very relieved cause my dad said using the microwave too much would make me steril.

6. How often do you masterbate?
Once or twice a day.

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
Past experiences, porn, hot women I ran into on the street.

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
Semi-masturbated

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
14

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
14, I usually need a couple of minutes to rest for another.

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
22 - It went all downhill after that. wink

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
We'll, she hadn't had it in like four years.

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
Doggie, her on top.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
Just as long as I get it.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
Yes, yes, yes!

16. Have you ever had anal sex?
No.

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
*pass*

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
Nope.

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
Nope, only in my dreams.

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
Nope, well almost, about a dozen times.

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
No., No, I'm not a whore.

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
No.

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
No shaving, extreme amount of trimming, yes.

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
No.

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
My hand.

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
Ahh, to tell would make you go mad.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
Ewww. No!

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
Hell no!

30. Does this turn you on?
Nasty! *gagg*

31. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No. Tried, but it was stupid.

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
Damn, about 8.

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
First grade. It lasted a couple of days.

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
No.

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
Twice. I'm a hopeless romantic.

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
6 months. See 34.

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
Sure, but never sought action on it.

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Almost. Almost.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
No.

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
No.

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
hetero

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
both

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
Right now, sex. After sex, relationship, cause sex would be off my mind for 2 nanoseconds.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
I would hang out with Right Said Fred, genius of the one hit wonders. And yes.

1. How old are you? **30
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? **10 French Kiss? **13
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? **16
4. Do you own any porn? **yes What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? **mags, VHS, DVD
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? **I don't remember. Pretty early, though.
6. How often do you masterbate? **5 to 7 times a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? **usually past situations, some dominance scenes.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? **yes
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? **9
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? **I don't remember. Once again, pretty early.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? **15
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? **yes
13. What's your favorite sexual position? **Doggy-style Least favorite? **standing (I'm short, so sue me).
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? **anytime. doesn't matter.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? **yes Given it? **yes At the same time? **yes
16. Have you ever had anal sex? **yes
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? **14
18. Have you ever had a threesome? **yes
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? **no
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? **yes
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? **no Has someone paid you? **no (unless you count stripping)
22. Have you ever used food during sex? **yes What kinds? **whipped cream, chocolate syrup
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? **yes (the bottom, not all of it.)
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? **well, yeah, I used to work in one.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? **yes
26. Do you have any sex toys? **yes What are they? **vibrators, dildo
27. Do you have any fetishes? **not really What are they?
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? **yes, but I'm not fond of it.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? **no Been peed on? **no
30. Does this turn you on? **no
31. Have you ever had phone sex? **yes
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? **yes
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? **probably around 5
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? **11
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? ** yes How long have you been together? ** about a year
36. Have you ever been in love? **yes More than once? **yes
37. How long did your longest relationship last? **I was married for almost 10 years. Your shortest? **around 3 mnonths
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? **yes
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" **no Has anyone "booty called" you? **no
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? **yes
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? **yes
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? **I consider myself bi, although it's been a while since I was with another woman.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? **both
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? **I've had both, neither is preferable.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? **Depends on how sexy the cat is.

"21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? **no Has someone paid you? **no (unless you count stripping)"

That's a good question. Personally, I don't consider it sex.

Me either. I never got an orgasm out of it.

Daaaaaaamn. I didn't know Chud women were that freaky. And I mean that in a good way.

By the way, Kittyinjammies, my phone number is 794-0318.

I just called that & got James Bond Bonding Service.
Something you're not telling us?

Oh, yeah I'm 27....and a dumbass.

"33. How old were you when you had your first crush? I was 8 years old, and he was too damn cute! He worked with my mom, and I was positive we'd get married."

I love this answer. wink
Welcome aboard, Lil'tainted one.....

1.How old are you? 29
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? I can’t remember…6? 12 for frenchy frenchy.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? Playboy and common stuff, 10. Hardcore, 14.
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? I have a few VHS tapes I bought at a going-out-of-business sale, a ton of internet stuff, and a few homemade.
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 13.
6. How often do you masterbate? Whenever I get horny but don’t feel like having sex, so once or twice a week.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? Past instances, or I build up elaborate and involved imaginary scenarios.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Yes
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? Began ruining sheets at 13. Not coincidentally, this lines up with #5.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 13, and I’m a guy who isn’t tantric...yet, so no multis.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 16
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Yes, my first 5 partners.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? Woman on top puts her breasts right where I want ‘em. I don’t much like having sex standing up with the woman lacing her fingers behind my neck and locking her ankles around my waist…I’m getting older and it’s starting to hurt my back.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Morning, but evening allows more play time.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? All of those.
16. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 13
18. Have you ever had a threesome? Two friends of mine had sex right next to me, but I wasn’t involved, dammit.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? No
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Yeah, but it didn’t agree with me.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? No, no.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? Yep, typical grocery list.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? Trim.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?Yes
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? yes
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? [b]Handcuffs, a whip. My wife has a vibrator. We're going to a pleasure party in October, so maybe we'll get more then.[\b]
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? Thigh-highs, with or without garters, short plaid skirts, big clunky shoes, that asian hair bun thing, with the two sticks through it? Put all of these together and I’d probably die from bliss.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? Yes
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? No, no
30. Does this turn you on? AAAIIIGGH! If I could scrub that image off my brain with a Brillo pad, I would.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? no
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? no
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 9, my babysitter and her sister.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 11.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? My wife and I have been together for 10 years.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Yes, more than once, and I still love them all in some way.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? 10 years currently, had a few 3-day lays in college.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? Yes
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? Yes, yes
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? No
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? No
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? both
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Bad sex is a basselope, I’ll take the commitment.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? I don’t think we’re taking the cat’s feelings into consideration here…

TaintedGirl, can I smack your ass?

I promise I will be gentle yet soothing, in an erotic kind of way. wink

"Bad sex is a basselope"

May you never be proven wrong.

**bump**

For the newbies. Come on now, be brave...

This is like the Blood Donor questionare...
1. I'm 32
2. 1st kiss 16, french kiss 17
3. no access to porn until 17
4. I just sold most of my DVDs, still have 1. I've got tons of downloaded smut. not for long.
5. first masturbated at 13?
6. at least once daily.
7. fantasize about? women
8. in front of partner? not for long.
9. I've never had a wet dream
10. first orgasm 12?
11. first time at 18
12. never deflowered someone
13. favorite sexual position: counter top
there's not a bad position.
14. morning or evening? any time.
15. Oral: received? yep Given it? yep same time? yep
16. anal sex? nope.
17. total partners? 6 women
18. threesome? nope
19. orgy? nope
20. one night stand? yep
21. paid someone for sex? no been paid? no
22. we've used whip creme, beer, wine
23. Do you shave? no I trim.
24. been to a strip club? yep
25. stripped for your partner? yep.
26. sex toys? a "massager"
27. fetishes? nah
28. sex while partner was menstruating? yep.
29. peed during sex? nope
30. I can't see it.
31. phone sex? nope
32. cyber sex? nope
33. first crush? 12
34. first girlfriend? 17
35. I've been with her for 13 years, married 9.
36. I am in love. never before her.
37. Your shortest? 2 weeks
38. "friends with priveledges"? I guess, never had em.
39. made a "booty call?" no. Has anyone "booty called" you? yep.
40. kissed someone of the same gender? nope.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? nope.
42. I'm straight
43. I believe preference is natural
44. ehhh. uh one always helps the other. but I'd take the relationship.
45. Right Said Fred is not too sexy for his cat.

1. How old are you?29

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?I think my first "real" kiss WAS a French Kiss when I was ~10

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?~10
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?Adultcheck ID

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?jeez; 13?

6. How often do you masterbate?often

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?Women.

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?Once

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?[b]Man, you gotta remember, it's not like a kept a record of this shit - 12ish[b]

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?Well, that would be my first dream, eh?

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?Intercourse, I was 17; oral was about 13 or so (did have oral earlier, but I was really young and we didn't know what the hell we were doing)

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?Twice; had several other opportunities as well, but passed

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?Fave is with a partner; no "least fave" because if I'm having sex, it's all good

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?Whenever

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?Yes to all

16. Have you ever had anal sex?Gave, never received

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?16

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?I wish to both

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?Several

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?Nope

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?Not much; whipped cream, strawberries, syrup - nothing too awful adventurous

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?I trim

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?Yep

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?Nope, but she's stripped for me

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?No to both

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?Numerous times

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on?
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?No to 29-32, although I think tubgirl is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?Geez; 6 or 7

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?12

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?4 years

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?4 times

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?6 and a half years; shortest - depends on your def of "relationship"

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?YES

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?Nope

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?Not romantically

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?Heh - like Coyote, "not if you're Bill Clinton

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?Straight as an arrow (will explain the answers to 41/42 if you need to know)

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?Dunno

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?Well, if I was allowed to help the person improve sexually, the latter; if the sex started and stayed bad, I'd go with the first

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? Don't really care

*all "firsts" are pretty well estimates except for first time having sex; THAT I remember.

1. How old are you?
19
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
That's an N/A on both.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
When I first actually saw some, or when I was first aware that people looked at naked pictures for fun?
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
No.
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
17
6. How often do you masterbate?
Usually a few times a week.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
All kinds of stuff really, but two guys together (possibly more) pops up pretty often.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
No.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
First period at 13
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
17 I think.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
Haven't had the pleasure.
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
Nope.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
Can't exactly have a favorite for now, but in theory being on top sounds interesting.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
I'd take either.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
No, no, and yet again no.
16. Have you ever had anal sex?
No.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
0.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
No.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
No.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
No.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
No.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
No, but it's neatly trimmed.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
No.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
Not yet.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
Yes. Light kink on a lot of fronts--spanking, bondage. Oh, and glasses, and geeks (Yes, it sounds strange, but it's true). And, I don't know if it counts, but watching two guys together. Preferably pretty ones. So two bookish little pretty boys having kinky sex is just my cup of tea.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
No.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
No and ditto.
30. Does this turn you on?
Um. No.
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
15
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
Older than 19.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
No and no.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
No.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
0 and 0.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
Yes.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
No.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
No.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
No.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
Straight as near as I can tell.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
Nature.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
I'll say the relationship, because you could probably improve the sex with practice.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
Of course.

1. How old are you?

Gheez...45. How many times do I have to say it? LOL

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss?

6

French Kiss?

17

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?

Some mags and some old, old VHS tapes.

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?

6

6. How often do you masterbate?

Heh...

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?

Wouldn't you like to know!

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?

Yes

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?

I was a late bloomer. Sophomore year high school.

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?

6 and 6 (I was an early bloomer in this department)

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?

On the eve of my 18th birthday.

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?

We deflowered each other. I wanted to make sure my first time was with a virgin.

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?

I like variety. Least favorite - anal.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?

Um...yes.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?

Yep..Yep..Yep

16. Have you ever had anal sex?

Least favorite.

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?

7

18. Have you ever had a threesome?

No, but I watched one.

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?

No

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?

No and I never will.

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?

No and No

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?

Heh...see various food threads.

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?

Trimmed short, not shaved, but I did try it once.

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Ooh, yeah. Fond memories from my one and only time.

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?

Yes

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?

A teeny tiny vibrator.

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?

None

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?

Yes

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?

No and No

30. Does this turn you on?

No

31. Have you ever had phone sex?

Yes. Once.

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?

No, but had some heavy arousal factors thrown at me in IM's long ago.

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?

4th grade. Two major crushes at once. One was a blonde and the other a brunette. They were totally the opposite of each other.

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?

Freshman in high school.

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?

This is a really long story, so I will spare you all the details.

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?

Yes and Yes

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?

Many, many years. Shortest - 3 months.

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?

Hell no.

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?"

No

Has anyone "booty called" you?

I'd have to say yes, but I didn't realize what it was until after the fact.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

Not in a sexual way, no.

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

No

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?

Straight

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?

Nature never nurture.

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?

There is no such thing as bad sex. It is the giving of yourself to another person. I would much rather be in a loving relationship...and then the great sex would be an added bonus.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?

Who the hell is Right Said Fred?

1. How old are you? 28
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 12, 12
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 6
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? A coupla movies, internet
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 10
6. How often do you masterbate? 3-4 times a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? sex with girls.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Yes
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? never had one, started jerking off too early
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 10
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 19
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?yes
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? On the bottom, on the top
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? have no preference
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? YES, YES, YES!!!!
16. Have you ever had anal sex? no
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 3
18. Have you ever had a threesome?no
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? no
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Two night stand
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? no
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? Yes, fruits and chocolate and whipped cream
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? no
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? no
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? no
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? redheads
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? yes
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? no
30. Does <a href="http://jabba.is.extremevil.org/pix/funpix/tubgirl.jpg" target="_blank">this</a> turn you on? couldn't get it to work
31. Have you ever had phone sex? kinda
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? no
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 6
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 10
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Wife, 8 years
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Too many times
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? 8 yrs. , 1 hour
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? Sure 39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? Yup, Yup
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Yes
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? no
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Mostly nature.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Gimmie the love.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? not reeeealy...

oops.

1. How old are you? 18
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 14 and 14
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 10 i think
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? not currently, but the future holds many things I'm sure
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 11
6. How often do you masterbate? couple times a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? cute girls
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? nope
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? never. I've been keeping the blue balls at bay
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 11 and never
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? still a virgin, im sorry to say
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? nope
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? well i can't say i have a favorite yet, but i imagine that good ol' missionary would work for me. least: probably the helicopter. that looks fuckin painful.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? well i can't really say
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? yep/yep/nope
16. Have you ever had anal sex? hell no. vaseline doesn't appeal to me.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? zero
18. Have you ever had a threesome? fraid not.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? that would be nice, but no
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? nope
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? no and hopefully some day, but no
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? this little boy eats at the dinner table, not in bed
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? nah, that would seem kinda weird to me.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? yeah
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? nope
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? nope
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? i have a thing for good-looking girls. I can't explain it.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? nope
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? jesus, no!
30. Does this turn you on? FUCK, MY EYES!!!
31. Have you ever had phone sex? nope
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? yeah, it's fun
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? probably like 6. we had a hot first grade teacher.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 15
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? nope
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? nah, love is for suckers
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? 3 months and 2 weeks. I just don't have staying power with the ladies.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? Hell yeah I believe in it. I just don't have any friends with priveliges
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? no no
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? no, I'm not down with that
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? absolutely not
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? I think this one's obvious: straight
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? whatever you want, it's none of my business
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? I'd prefer being a single loser and having good sex with my hand and a bottle of lotion. Just kidding. I'd take the latter, because sex really isn't all that important to me. I'd rather have someone I can talk to and spend time with than someone who is really stupid and shallow and good in bed.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? Fuck yeah.

HellSpawn says!

[QB]1. How old are you?
31

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
6,14

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
9

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
2 very bad videos

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
10

6. How often do you masturbate?
As often as I can

7. When you masturbate, what/whom do you think of?
Diva wink Any girl that I think of at that moment.

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
Yes

9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
11

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
10, huh!

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
17

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
Yes

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
Any, none.

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
Anytime, anywhere.

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
Yes, yes and yes!

16. Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
9

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
No

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
Yes

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
No for both

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
Is chocolate syrup food?

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
It's neatly trimmed.

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
Yes

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
No

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
Not really, but I really like to sleep with an oriental girl although I don’t think my present partner would appreciate to much.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
Yes

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
You're cruising for a bruising

30. Does this turn you on?
Not really. Is it supposed to?

31. Have you ever had phone sex?
No

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
Seven, The girl in Buck Rogers

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
16

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
Yes, 7 years

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
Yes & yes

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
7 years. One day or one night if you call that a one night stand relationship.

38. Do you believe in "friends with privileges"?
When I’m single, Hell yeah.

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Yes.

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
No & You're cruising for a bruising

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
No & You're cruising for a bruising

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
Straight

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
Nature

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
Having a committed, loving relationship but the sex is good

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
Fucking A!

1. How old are you?
18
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
Not yet.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
7
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
own nothing. All free off the internet.
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
14
6. How often do you masterbate?
couple of times a week. Especially during test weeks.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
I like the anonymous type off of The Hun. Otherwise, usually 2-3 girls from school.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
Would if I could.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
Never had one. Oh wait, I did have 1 at age 15.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
Well, I guess both would be the first time I jacked off.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
I'm one of those dirty virgins.
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
I once took a flower out of a girl's hair...
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
I think I would like missionary the best. And doggie the least.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
If I had a choice, I'd say evening.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
Nada.
16. Have you ever had anal sex?
Strike a "NO" for the pooper.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
Zilch.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
Left and Right hand.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
I heard about one once. ANd I saw that Kubrick movie. That's gotta count for something.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
Just show me where to sign.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
As bad as I am, I won't do it.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
Again, not happening, even with myself.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
Yes indeed.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I just turned 18 didn't I?
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
Kinky, just ain't my style.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
women.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
Recall previous answers.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
Waste products are exactly that.
30. Does this turn you on?
No, it depresses me.
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
No, those women are so ugly in real life it's not even funny.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Once, when I was 13. Very stupid.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
5
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
I don't count anything until 10, so... Never.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
No, but I've been pursuing one girl for about 3 years now. Fucking tease.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
Love... not yet. The pickings are slim in Bama for a smart girl.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
Longest: 0 Shortest: 0
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
Que?
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Do you need some paper or should I just give you my card.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
Not my bowl of pasta.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Considered, but realized it just would not do a thing for me.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
Straight as the autobahn.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
Nurture. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
Any sex at all is good, and a ong realationship seems to be worth more than gold these days.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
Nobody is too sexy for their cat.

Some'a ya'll ain't givin 'nuff detail.

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for...

1. How old are you?
- 21 - Dec. 10
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
- Probably about 16.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
- Maybe 12 or 13.
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
- Hells, yes. Mags: a stack of mid-90's Gallery's, a Penthouse, a Playboy (the first dirty mag I ever got, given to me by me da), a few Genesis'... / Vids: a couple dozen 6-hour tapes, self-compiled from vids borrowed from a friend who worked part-time at a porn shop...
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
- Again, probably 12 or 13.
6. How often do you masterbate?
- Most every night, before bed, sometimes in the shower.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
- If I have no visual input before me, I'll think of maybe someone I loved, maybe some great encounter I had.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
- Yup. Can make a girl uncomfortable, though, so I make sure they ask me to if I'm gonna.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
- Maybe 14 or 15.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
- 12 or 13. Maybe 17 (all-night net-porn sessions are great conditioners for those real-life all-nighters I enjoy so much now).
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
- 18, with a purdy African-American bi-sexual.
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
- Once, or at least, she said she was. Never know now.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
- Can't really pick one for either. The great thing about woman-on-top is that, when you're done, you don't have to move to go to sleep. Plus, there's more control over your orgasm that way. On the flip-side, however, missionary or doggystyle orgasms have a nice, frentic quality to them. On the whole, I prefer the odd or unusual positions (good thing I'm flexible. Once, we were both laying on our backs, with our feet at each other's heads, me pulling her ankles. THAT was cool.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
- Nothing starts a morning off better, but I can fully appreciate a nightcap/all-nighter (and I never mind losing sleep for it).
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
- Yes, but only had it done well a handfull of times.
16. Have you ever had anal sex?
- Nah. We were all set to, but I got too tired.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
- Five.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
- Not yet.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
- No. Don't think I'd like more than male in the room, but me and a dozen chicks would be great.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
- Yep. It felt both emotionally and physically great/bad weird at the same time.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
- No. I really don't think that's for me, but I can see me getting horny enough to try it.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
- Well, I fed her my...
23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
- I trim it with clippers, cause no one wants hair in their mouth...
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- YES. A friend took me to one for my 21st, while in FL. Before I left FL, I went almost a dozen more times (student loans, thank you).
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
- Not formally, I don't think so. I do remember one girl was crazy about me wearing this Hatian/Cowboy hat deal. It was tough as shit to keep that thing on during the ride...
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
- Nope.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
- Well, it's hard for me to figure out just what constitutes as a fetish. No big thing for leather or anything like that, but I do like nice surprises. A girl comes out of the bathroom wearing a cheerleader/nurse/dom outfit, I sure as hell ain't gonna complain.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
- Yeah, cause she stayed horny all the time. I did not enjoy it so much.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
- Well, she said it was an orgasm, but my mouth said it goddamned was not.
30. Does this turn you on?
- No, but I imagine it's better than if she'd farted or shit.
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
- On a number of occaisions. I think it's great to hear a girl going off over the phone (better in person, but), but that wouldn't happen if I didn't have a silver toungue, eh...
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
- Yeah. Very not personal. Not great unless you're 15.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
- Maybe 6 or so. Her name was Angie. It later turned out she would take Special Ed classes...Weirded me out.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
- 21. Enjoyed those two months for one.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
- No.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
- Yeah, but I've recently come to the conclusion that I'd better not say anything about my feelings for a lot longer than I initially think I should, due to the fact that I don't know myself as much as I think I should.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
- Two months. One week.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
- I guess. My friends don't, though.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
- Nope. None to any degree of success, anyway.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
- Nope. I consider myself very open minded, but when it comes to sex, nothing less than 100% female will do...
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
- Nope. See above.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
- Straight.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
- Both.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
- Hmmm...I could put up with bad sex, yeah, that's what porn's for. Just doubt the odds (and certainly don't mean to sound like a wanker here, but) that I'm gonna find mutually true love.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
- He thinks he's too sexy for pussy. Like I can't read between the lines there...

I just sprayed coffee through my nose. Too funny.

1. How old are you? **28
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? **19
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? **14
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? Mags, internet
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? **13
6. How often do you masterbate? **twice a day
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
**Past situations, Pics
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? **Yes
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? **Don't recall one.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? **13
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? **20
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? **Yes
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? **Doggie, me on top
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
**I have to choose?
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes, Yes, Yes.
16. Have you ever had anal sex? **No
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? **2
18. Have you ever had a threesome? **No
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? **No
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? **No
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? **No, No
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? **Yes, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? **Trim
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? **Yes
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? **No
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
**Used to
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
**Yes, lingerie
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? **Yes
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? **No, No
30. Does this turn you on? **I'm gonna be sick,
thanks. I really didn't need that! *shiver*
31. Have you ever had phone sex? **yes
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? **yes
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? **2nd grade
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? **19
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? **Married
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
**Yes, Yes
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? **6 years and counting, 6 months
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
**sure, why not.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? **Unfortunately, No.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? **No
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? **No
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? **Straight
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? **A little of both.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? **Good Sex!!!
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? **Absolutely!