Who Are You? (Sex version 6.9) - Page 3

Here goes

1. How old are you?

28



2. How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I can't eat chocolate. It makes my throat swell.



French Kiss?

I prefer Freedom Kisses.



3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?

I didn't discover it. It was conquered.



4. Do you own any porn?

It owns my soul.



What kind (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?

Is there actually an other? If not I would like to invent bagpipe porn.



5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?

A week after Jesus was born. And God said it was good.



6. How often do you masturbate?

I shattered my abacus during the calculation of this astronomical number.



7. When you masturbate, what/whom do you think of?

I don't think. I'm too busy pulling the goalie/flogging the dolphin



8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?

Yes, and that was the end of my square dancing career.



9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?

I think it happened right after the episode of the Smurfs where Smurfette was born. I was wet with confusion.



10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? ??

Since I went blind after the first one, I haven't been able to keep track of my orgasmic history.



11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?

I had it the first time, but since then it has had me.........repeatedly.



12. Have you ever deflowered someone?

I like to think of it more as weeding and pruning.



13. What's your favorite sexual position?

Taser Gun Special



Least favorite?

Cattle Prod of Disastrous Consequences



14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?

I prefer having it for brunch.



15. Have you ever received oral sex?

Yes. Graciously.



Given it?

Of course



At the same time?

What? Thats crazy talk!



16. Have you ever had anal sex?

I've had it with Anal Sex. He is an asshole.



17. How many individual people have you had sex with?

I actually have sex with non-individual people.



18. Have you ever had a threesome?

Yeah, but the fucker beat me with a full house.



19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?

I could only listen to their cover of that "How does it Feel" song once.



20. Have you ever had a one night stand?

I have two night stands and a nightlight beatch!!!



21. Have you ever paid someone for sex?

I tried to but they only accepted American Express and I just had my Wal Mart card.



Has someone paid you?

I was paid to stop having sex. Sucker.



22. Have you ever used food during sex?

I’ve used food so many times that it doesn’t trust me anymore.



What kinds?

The gullible ones.



23. Do you shave your pubic hair?

I keep it in cornrows.



24. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I never left.



25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?

Every time I try, she slaps my hand away.



26. Do you have any sex toys?

Plenty





What are they?

Hungry Hungry Hippos, Chutes and Ladders and my personal favorite
Hello Kitty Fun Time Dominos



27. Do you have any fetishes?

I hate fish. Especially ones named after feet.



28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?

Aunt Flo is never allowed in the bedroom.



29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex?

I tried to work green peas into the lovemaking. but it just wasn’t gonna happen.



Been peed on?

I was once peeslapped by a snap pea if that counts.



30. Does this turn you on?

No, but that does.



31. Have you ever had phone sex?

Does dialing a rotary phone with my Johnson count?



32. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Robots are creepy.



33. How old were you when you had your first crush?

Orange or Strawberry?



34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?

I’m not into transvestites/transsexuals



35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend?

See the last question. I try to avoid women with the man hands



36. Have you ever been in love?

I’m all up in it every day.



More than once?

Depends how tired I am.



37. How long did your longest relationship last?

It’s still going and there is no end in sight.



Your shortest?

I knew a midget named Timothy



38. Do you believe in "friends with privileges"?

I fucking hate rich kids.



39. Have you ever made a "booty call?"

I wasn’t involved in that production but Jamie Foxx is a talented man.



Has anyone "booty called" you?

I was booty kicked once.



40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

Sure I haven’t



41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

Yes, I have not.



42. Are you straight, gay, bi?

As straight as the sun is hot.



43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?

It’s nature. Just listen to the trees and you’ll know who to screw.



44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?

I’d prefer to be dead.



45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?

I sure hope so.

The answer to that isn't terribly hard. I mean...if someone used to be a lesbian or bisexual in the past...and now is straight then that would explain it pretty well, dontcha think.

.........Well......I'm not really sure. Okay say you pronounced yourself straight or whatever. That's a life style you decided for yourself. You told yourself you don't want to be gay anymore or whatever. Then one day you see someone of the same sex and everything about them is so very attractive. She or he is above the average person. So above average that your willing turn back on your promise and to persue this person because you absolutly have to have her. For Diva to do that, Diva still has to have that gay desire in her. Just because she gave it up, Doesn't mean its gone. Its just buried in her subconsious ( forgive the bad spelling). You stop persuing the gay life style. But your still pretty much a gay or bi sexual, your just no longer fulfilling your desire. Whether its by choice or not.

Now she can say that its SO FAR burried that she doesn't think the desire will ever surface again. Which is alright by me, I was just asking a question and was curious to her answer.

Okay

1. You gave a satisfactory answer to my question
2. I never said it had to be your favorite
3. Yet there's a double standard. If a guy had a one time enounter or even thought about a one time encounter. There would be women Jumping on the guy, Saying that he's gay. How Ironic

Jesus... now that's a blast from the past.

I was 25

I need to update that bitch.

***updated below***

1. How old are you?
**29

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
**none, I deleted everything I had LONG ago. Don't feel the need for porn anymore (I have my imagination)

6. How often do you masterbate?
**maybe once a week. Depends on when I have the time and the urge

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
**5 men 2 women

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
**yes

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
**Yes, 2 times to a male strip club last year for my b-day

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
**uh, Anime was a 'phase' that I was going through when I was 25 - not my thing anymore

31. Have you ever had phone sex?
**on a pretty regular basis with a friend that I have in Iraq. but he has an awesome phone voice... just can't help myself.

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
**nope - not for lack of looking though!

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
**12 years with my ex (only real relationship)

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
**yea. I have slept with friends before and have no problem with continuing the friendship afterwards. I have never had an on-going fuck buddy though, its been one time things

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
**Ive been a booty call. It was worth it.

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
**4 years later I am not so sure now



Wow, I am way too freaking honest for my own good. Oh well, it's all good.

1. How old are you? 20
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 6, 16
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 19
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? internet dl stuff
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 8
6. How often do you masterbate? 6 times a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? porn stars, a guy i know.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? no
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? 10 (early starter)
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 9, 20
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? never had sex
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? nope
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? wouldnt know
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? wouldnt know, but i guess evenings
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? no, no and no
16. Have you ever had anal sex? NO too scary
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?none
18. Have you ever had a threesome? no
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? no
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? no
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?no. no
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?no
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? yeah...well I wax it
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? yes
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? no
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? yes, vibrator
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? rape, rough sex etc
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? no
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? no no
30. Does this turn you on?no
31. Have you ever had phone sex? no
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? yes
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? 10
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 16
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? no
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? no
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? longest 10 months, shortest a week
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? 39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? no, no , no
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? yes
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? no
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? dont know...straight i guess
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? nature
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? lots of good sex
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? no, his shirt maybe. his cat...no.

1. How old are you?

43

2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?

16. 16

3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?

11

4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?

Mostly b/w erotica pics on my computer.

5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?

10

6. How often do you masterbate?

couple of times a month

7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?

A girlfriend I had after my divorce

8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?

Hellyeah.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?

11

10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?

11.11

11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?

21

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?

yes

13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?

Depends on the mood....I like woman on top a lot. And there's a bad one?

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?

Morning man

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?

yes. yes. yes.

16. Have you ever had anal sex?

yes

17. How many individual people have you had sex with?

8

18. Have you ever had a threesome?

No

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?

No

20. Have you ever had an one night stand?

No

21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?

No

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?

Yes. I remember grapes fondly.

23. Do you shave your pubic hair?

No.

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I once played gigs at an East St Louis Strip club. they billed it the "Booze, Blues and Boobs" shows. Quite the time, although I got a sore neck from looking behind me at the stage.

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?

Yes

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?

Yes. Various vibrator-type things

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?

Not that anyone's discovered.

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?

Yes

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?

No. No.

30. Does this turn you on?

No.

31. Have you ever had phone sex?

Yes.

32. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Yes.

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?

11

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?

16

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?

Currently married. Nearly five years now.

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?

Yes. Yes.

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?

Longest: 15 years. Shortest: 8 or 9 months

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?

Yes

39. Has anyone "booty called" you?

Yeah, baby, yeah!

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

No.

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

No.

42. Are you straight, gay, bi?

Straight.

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?

Elements of both

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?

Relationship

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?

Depends. Is his cat straight, gay or bi?

1. How old are you? 25.
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 14. 17.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 13? something like that.
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? yes, almost all vid clips on hd, one playboy with tia carerre (sp)
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? around 11.
6. How often do you masterbate? few times a week.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? ex's, very rarely a movie star or celeb, even more rarely a porn star.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? yeah.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? never had a wet dream.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? first one was around 11.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 17.
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? yes.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? doggy, missionary.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? evening.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? yes to all.
16. Have you ever had anal sex? yes.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 8.
18. Have you ever had a threesome? no.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? hell no, camera shy and what not.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? yes.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? paid for lap dances, thats the closest ive come.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? yes, ice cubes, whipped cream, ice cream, pop rocks.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? some of it, yeah.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? yeah.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? no.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? nope.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? not at all.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? yes, theres an interesting story involving a birthday wish, the backseat of my jeep, and a ragged towel... but ill skip it.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? no and no.
30. Does this turn you on? not one bit.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? yeah, a few times.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? yeah, back in the good ole days of aol chat.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? no more than 7.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 12.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? nope.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? a couple times, yes.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? longest was 4 years with an extended friends with benefits phase that lasted for another 2 and is ongoing, shortest was probably 2 months.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? hell yes, and i have partaken many times.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? yes and yes.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? yes, playing truth or dare at age 13 and then to weird out my best friend last year.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? no.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? straight.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? can be both, but more often than not its nature in my opinion. short answer would have to be both.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? lots of good sex, bad sex is a relationship killer.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? not unless his cat is literally the ugliest cat on the face of the earth.

1. How old are you? 19.
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss? 6 and 12.
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn? 7 or 8.
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)? Plenty. Some Internet, some DVDs, a mag or two, some books...
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 7 or 8.
6. How often do you masterbate? Once or twice per day, on average.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of? Whom/whatever strikes my fancy at the time.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner? Yep yep.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? I've yet to have a wet dream. I work out the kinks before I go to bed.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms? 7 and 10.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? Man = 13, woman = 5(nonconsentual).
12. Have you ever deflowered someone? Nay.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? Ideally? Partner with arms & legs tied to the headboard. As for least, reverse that.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Evening, ideally just after a bike ride, especially in the cold. Makes me frisky.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Aye aye aye.
16. Have you ever had anal sex? Well, duh.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 1 woman, 3 men.
18. Have you ever had a threesome? Nay.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)? Nay.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand? Yea.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? Do dates count?
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds? Kiwi is yummy.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair? I've been known to take requests.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nay.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? Yep.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? Only a few impromptu ones. Random household objects that don't find other use.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? I'm legally not at liberty to say, but I do have them.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? I've earned my red wings orally, but not otherwise.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? Not intentionally.
30. Does this turn you on? God, I'm so hard. So hard.
31. Have you ever had phone sex? Plenty.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex? Indeed.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush? ...3?
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend? 10-ish.
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together? Working on it.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? Couple of times, yeah.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? Longest = 2 1/2 years. Shortest = 2 weeks.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? To an extent, yes.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? I've been called upon once or twice.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Not as much as I should've...ah, regrets.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? Yea, verily.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Bi. Don't really put much consideration into gender when it comes to dating/sexuality. Why not just go for whomever strikes your fancy?
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both? Both.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? Oh, that's kind of a crappy choice, but I have to go with the latter. I'm the affectionate, cuddly type.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? God, yes.

1. How old are you?
18
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
14, 16
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
12
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
I don't know how one can own internet porn, but I have a few sites bookmarked
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
13
6. How often do you masturbate?
Once or Twice a day. More if I have absolutely nothing to do.
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
People I know, mostly.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
Yes, to demonstrate how a handjob should be done.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
Don't really remember having one, but I suppose it was around 13.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
14
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
18
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
I think we all know that story by now.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
favorite is doggy style, least favorite is Missionary
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
Never had sex in the morning.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
Yes, yes and yes.
16. Have you ever had anal sex?
No
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
1
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
No.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
Nope, but not for lack of trying.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
No.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
Yes. Chocolate Syrup (bad idea, it doesn't really ever come off, just leaves streaks), Cool Whip, Ice (if that's a food?)
My girlfriend was Puerto Rican so I just HAD to go Mookie on her and bring out the ice trays. When we watched Do the Right Thing together about 2 weeks later she hit me. She didn't know I was quoting a movie when I thanked God for the right breast.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
I keep it trimmed, when it gets out of control. It's my asshole hair that's the problem.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
Yeah, to "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" by Meatloaf, actually.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
Nope.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
When it comes to fantasies, I'm really into voyuerism. In reality, I love lingerie and to give massages
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
No.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
Not that I know of.
30. Does this turn you on?
I'm not much for modern art. Have anything by one of the old masters?
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
Many many times.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes sir.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
9
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
16
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
Just broke up because she's going to college in North Carolina. We were together for 9 months.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
I believe so, twice, but of course, I'm just 18 and my whole concept of love is very limited, I'm sure.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
Longest: 9 months
Shortest: 1 week
38. Do you believe in "friends with benefits"?
No, but it doesn't stop me from having them.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Yes and no.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
Yes.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
No.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
Bi.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
Both
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
Loving Relationship. In my experience, love lasts a long long time. Sex only lasts about 3 minutes, if you bite your lip hard enough.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
He doesn't have a cat.

1. How old are you?
19
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
12ish
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
6ish in my bathroom at my father’s work.
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
I just surf
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
12
6. How often do you masterbate?
Once or twice a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
That varies, lately a very very pretty boy from down south
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
When I had a partner, yes.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
I actually never had a wet dream. I feel like I’m missing out.
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
12
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
14
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
Oh yes.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
Eh, that really changes depending on partners and how our bodies fit together.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
Morning for sure
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
Yes on all counts.
16. Have you ever had anal sex?
Yes
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
Somewhere between 15 and 20
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
Yes, it was kinda a let down.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
Never
20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
Many. One night stand sex is more predominant than relationship sex for me.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
No
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
No
23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
On occasion. I’ve waxed too.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
Yes
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
Vibrators, handcuffs. They don’t get a lot of use, but it’s good to be prepared.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
None really, nothing overarching anyway. That always ends up depending on who my partner is.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
My partners don’t menstruate.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
No
30. Does this turn you on?
Fuck right off.
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, letdown.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
10ish I think.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
12
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
No
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
Just once.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
Longest two and a half years, shortest not including one night stands was maybe two weeks.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
Very much. As long as you both know exactly what you’re getting into, it can be a really good situation.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
Yes and yes.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
Almost exclusively
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Again almost exclusively
42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
Gay
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
Both, with an emphasis on nature.
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
Good sex is a must.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
Yes

26
15, maybe 14
15, maybe 16
13
Some DVD's, and a few clips on my computer.
14
Twice or three times a day, six or seven if my girlfriend isn't around.

Yes, I'm aware it's an issue.
Generally celebrities.
Yep
14
14
I wish.
18
Not vaginal. I was someone's first oral.
Doggystyle, missionary, and cowgirl
Reverse cowgirl
For some reason, morning lately
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
16 that I can recall
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No, but I want to. I can't stand my body hair.
Yes
Yes
No, although my girlfriend plans on changing that.
Who doesn't?
The classic is The Older Woman. Lately, I've come to realize I'm bisexual (possibly a phase, possibly not), and I've gotten into assplay (receiving).
Yes.
No
God, no
I hate you
Yes
No
10 or so
15
Yes
About 6 months
Of course
No
Currently, this one is my longest
One week.
You mean benefits? Yes. Several of my friendships are like this.
Of course
I guess so... I can't speak for the other party. Whatever happens, happens.
No
Not yet
Bi
Maybe a little of both. Who knows? We never will.
The former.
No, but Drop Dead Fred is.

1. 22
2. 13 for both. On a cruise ship. Best first kiss ever. Also, first KTD (Kissing Transmitted Disease).
3. Discovering porn is like a holy grail. I found the Spice Channel an excellent substitute to JC Penney magazines and the like. I was looking through the static, but I saw plenty. It was only when a school friend lent me "Bobby Sox" at the age of 13 when I realized people actually made HARDCORE porn.
4. I keep my porn on my computer, but lo and behold, it keeps giving me viruses and wiping out my hard drive. I just recently bought a DVD compilation for a good price, and it gets the job done while I wait for my computer to be fixed. It's just a pain in the ass to be the guy in the porn shop actually looking for a specific title, only to make a wrong turn and end in the gay section, with the sixty year old in the aisle immediately turning to you as if you say, "And what are YOOOOOU shopping for?" I might order online from now on.

5. I must have been eleven the first time I masturbated. Lotion from the bathroom. I bled. It was awesome.
6. How often I masturbate depends on if I'm getting sex later that day or the next day. I'll refrain if that's the case, but a steady time without sex results in maybe two wanks a day.
7. When I masturbate, I usually think of women I know. Particularly ex-0girlfriends, including the ones who were willing to go the whole nine yards as far as sexual experimentation. Sometimes I think of pornstars when I'm not actually watching porn, though that's rare, and it's usually Belladonna.

8. Yes.
9. I don't remember any wet dreams because I usually need a good wank before sleeping anyway.
10. 11.
11. 17 I think- I was a late bloomer. She was not. Thanks for showing me the ropes!
12. No! That's the saddening thing. Though virgins aren't the type who are attracted to me. Wouldn't like it, either- it would probably be boring sex.
13. Favorite position is folding her on her side and going at it from on top. Least favorite is probably on the bottom, because the girl usually focuses more on kissing or tweaking your nipples or something.
14. I've never thought about a morning/evening preference. Maybe morning, so I can do it in front of the window and people can watch.

15. Of course!
16. Ditto! My favorite!
17. I would say the number currently stands at somewhere over 25, though I did lose count quite a long time ago.
18. Yes!
19. Yes!
20. Most of my sexual encounters early in college were one-nighters.
21. Never paid for sex in money, but we all pay a little, right? I almost took money to take a dump in front of this guy, but he wasn't paying enough. One girl gave me some money, though looking back I'm not sure if it was a strict sex-for-money exchange.
22. I've used whipped cream. That's as far as I'll go. I've heard that urban legend about the girl who keeps a strawberry in her pussy for weeks. No thanks.
23. I often give myself a good shaving. Makes me look bigger and feels free. Gets itchy, though.
24. Frequently.
25. I guess- I usually feel comfortable walking around naked with my partners and vice versa.
26. I AM a sex toy.
27. What is a fetish, really? I like pigtails and knee highs, though most guys do. I like rough play, safety words and all, role playing (not heavy). Only recently, I've kinda been turned on having sex with a girl during her period, though that's not something I'd actively pursue. I like it when a girl keeps coming after me after I have an orgasm, and I love going down on a woman who scrapes my back with the heel of her foot. Is anal sex a fetish? I like light sub-dom play, sex in public, unprotected sex, exercise sex (rhythmic movements, multiple positions- very specific), being bitten or scratched (I like vampire goth chicks), toe-sucking, anal rimming, fucking in the shower, exhibitionism- more people should watch more people having sex.

28. Yep.
29. Haven't been there yet.
30. Undecided.
31. Yep.
32. Yep.
33. 6? Bad with ages.
34. 7. I am looking at my past answers, which didn't take into account my schoolyard dating exploits. Horrible.
35. I've been with a couple of women on and off for two months now.
36. I've been in love exactly once, and it wasn't reciprocated.
37. Longest relationship was six months. Everything else was shortest- maybe a week?
38. Yes.
39. Both, yes.
40. Yes.
41. Define "sex"
42. As of now, straight.
43. Both.
44. The sex can't be bad, so I'll go with the first one. For me, sex has a symbiotic relationship with love.
45. Right Said Fred has a cat?

1. How old are you?
29
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
14
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
9
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
just the net
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated?
8
6. How often do you masterbate?
3 times a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
random chick or my lady
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
Always
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)? 5
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
16
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 16

12. Have you ever deflowered someone?yes current G/f
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite? Her on her back and legs at her chin with pillow to elevate for the bottoming out, no least favorite

14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening? Anytime

15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time? Yes to all

16. Have you ever had anal sex?Not yet but I m trying

17. How many individual people have you had sex with? 8

18. Have you ever had a threesome?Lost my virginity in a 3sum and have had a total of 4 of them

19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?no

20. Have you ever had an one night stand? yes
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you? yes, and somewhat

22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?uhh I cannot recall

23. Do you shave your pubic hair? yes

24. Have you ever been to a strip club?Yes

25. Have you ever stripped for your partner? no

26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they? yes, pocket pussy

27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they? I like rough sex being slapped bitten and pinched

28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating? Yes

29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on? no

30. Does this turn you on? no

31. Have you ever had phone sex?Yes

32. Have you ever had cyber sex? Yes

33. How old were you when you had your first crush?12

34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?17

35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?yes 8 yrs

36. Have you ever been in love? More than once? yes, yes

37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest? current of 8 yrs shortest of two days

38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"? for men to have a side piece but not for women LOL

39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you? Yes, and Yes

40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? nope

41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender? no

42. Are you straight, gay, bi? Straight

43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?Nurture

44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad? either

45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat? no he is a tool

1. How old are you?
Something.
2. How old were you when you had your first kiss? French Kiss?
0
3. How old were you when you first discovered porn?
5
4. Do you own any porn? What kinds (mags, VHS, DVD, internet, other)?
Yeah. Images. =3
5. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 11
6. How often do you masterbate?
Twice a week
7. When you masterbate, what/whom do you think of?
Some hot girl with big breasts and a big ass.
8. Have you ever masturbated in front of a partner?
No.
9. How old were you when you had your first wet dream (men)/ period (women)?
11!
10. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Multiple orgasms?
11.
11. How old were you when you had sex for the first time?
0.
12. Have you ever deflowered someone?
Nope.
13. What's your favorite sexual position? Least favorite?
Doggy style. 2nd will have to be...well...i like them all.
14. Do you prefer sex in the morning or evening?
Evening.
15. Have you ever received oral sex? Given it? At the same time?
No.
16. Have you ever had anal sex?
No.
17. How many individual people have you had sex with?
0.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
Nope.
19. Have you ever had an orgy (four or more)?
No.
20. Have you ever had an one night stand?
No.
21. Have you ever paid someone for sex? Has someone paid you?
No.
22. Have you ever used food during sex? What kinds?
No.
23. Do you shave your pubic hair?
Nope.
24. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Sadly,no.
25. Have you ever stripped for your partner?
No.
26. Do you have any sex toys? What are they?
My hand.
27. Do you have any fetishes? What are they?
No.
28. Have you ever had sex while you or your partner was menstruating?
No.
29. Have you ever peed on someone during sex? Been peed on?
No.
30. Does this turn you on?
I wish.
31. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.
32. Have you ever had cyber sex?
No.
33. How old were you when you had your first crush?
6.
34. How old were you when you had your first boy/girlfriend?
What girlfriend?
35. Do you currently have a boy/girlfriend? How long have you been together?
No.
36. Have you ever been in love? More than once?
Once.
37. How long did your longest relationship last? Your shortest?
0.00 seconds.
38. Do you believe in "friends with priveledges"?
No.
39. Have you ever made a "booty call?" Has anyone "booty called" you?
No.
40. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
No.
41. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
No.
42. Are you straight, gay, bi?
Straight.
43. Do you believe sexual preference is nature, nurture, or both?
Both. =3
44. If you had to choose, would you prefer a life with lots of good sex but never being in a committed, loving relationship or having a committed, loving relationship but the sex was bad?
Lots of good sex...Oh boy.
45. Do you think Right Said Fred is too sexy for his cat?
Yesh.

edited cause I'm a chicken shit.