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Sex in the Morning: Who's a Fan?

post #1 of 43
12/17/01 at 2:38am
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Well...
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post #2 of 43
12/17/01 at 2:44am
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Then beat it junior.
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post #3 of 43
12/17/01 at 2:48am
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?

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post #4 of 43
12/17/01 at 3:34am
Sex in the morning is great for one reason and one reason only -- Morning Wood!

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post #5 of 43
12/17/01 at 3:44am
I like night or when it's raining the best. There's the mood all in place. You can open the windows and have the crickets as a backdrop or a cool breeze blowing in. Plus, having a candle lit is much more effective at night than at day I've learned.

When it's pouring outside, there's no better remedy.

Morning's fine too, it's just usually out of convinience though. Breath, hair all slobbed, and of course...

The phone always seems to ring or the dogs decide they have to go out IMMEDIATELY or it'd just ruin their whole day.

As long as it's with the right person, sex is good anytime.

[This message has been edited by Nick Nunziata (edited 12-17-2001).]
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post #6 of 43
12/17/01 at 3:52am
Well, to me it's just time spent that should have been spent with the right person.

I consider infidelity only slightly better than murder.
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post #7 of 43
12/17/01 at 4:35am
Morning sex is perfect because:

* You're both fully rested.
* Men are almost always erect then with no effort needed.
* You're both already in bed.

The breath thing is quite dealable. Simply keep a pack of Eclipse Polar Ice by the bed and take two pieces each - one for each side of your tongue/mouth.

Of course, the time of day isn't as important as the conditions and your respective moods.
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post #8 of 43
12/17/01 at 5:06am
Absolutely fantastic. I love the way she looks in the morning. Messy hair, comfortable clothes, no make-up (providing she wears make-up in the first place). Just natural beauty. Plus it makes the whole day better.

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...and you broke me like the cigarette that I busted on the day I quit...
...but now that I've been drinking, I'm outta smokes and I wish that I had it...
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post #9 of 43
12/17/01 at 12:24pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
I like night or when it's raining the best. There's the mood all in place. You can open the windows and have the crickets as a backdrop or a cool breeze blowing in. Plus, having a candle lit is much more effective at night than at day I've learned.
Romeo.
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post #10 of 43
12/17/01 at 12:26pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
As long as it's with the right person, sex is good anytime.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mikah912:
Of course, the time of day isn't as important as the conditions and your respective moods.
Are you two reading the same sensitivity book or something?

Fags.
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post #11 of 43
12/17/01 at 1:08pm
Fags with women that love us.

Loner.
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post #12 of 43
12/17/01 at 1:11pm
There's your name...

Consequence Nichols.
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post #13 of 43
12/17/01 at 1:20pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
Loner.
That's me, the guy on his horse.

You guys just get so serious sometimes about stuff like this. It's about morning sex for chrissakes.

I do like the rain thing though, that's cool shit.



[This message has been edited by Kirby Drummond (edited 12-17-2001).]
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post #14 of 43
12/17/01 at 1:22pm
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Oooo, Swamp. It is tough to roll that condom on in the morning. Takes away from the spontaneity.
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post #15 of 43
12/17/01 at 1:59pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mikah912:
Morning sex is perfect because:

* You're both fully rested.
* Men are almost always erect then with no effort needed.
* You're both already in bed.
Damn straight!


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post #16 of 43
12/17/01 at 2:14pm
That's a lame excuse, because really...

How much work does it take the gal to jumpstart the frightning rod? 2, maybe 3 seconds?
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post #17 of 43
12/17/01 at 2:32pm
Morning sex is perfect because:

1) You've had the opportunity to clear the room of the women from the night before.
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post #18 of 43
12/17/01 at 3:03pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
That's a lame excuse, because really...

How much work does it take the gal to jumpstart the frightning rod? 2, maybe 3 seconds?
Morning Wood is always stiffer than usual and stays harder longer. I don't know why, but that has been my experience.

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[This message has been edited by Diva (edited 12-17-2001).]
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post #19 of 43
12/17/01 at 3:26pm
....and it makes it a damn pain in the ass to take that morning piss sometimes.
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post #20 of 43
12/17/01 at 4:39pm
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Oh, I thought you stuck it in one morning Swamp with the old Sans Condom and you're awaiting the aftermath.
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post #21 of 43
12/17/01 at 6:32pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kirby Drummond:
You guys just get so serious sometimes about stuff like this. It's about morning sex for chrissakes.


When you've made a physical and emotional committment to a woman for YEARS, it's a little more than that. Maybe one day you'll find out for yourself.
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post #22 of 43
12/17/01 at 6:52pm
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My ass was in love once. Can't say I liked much: lots of bugs and too dangerous. As it happens, my present duties keep me where I belong: in the rear with the gear.
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post #23 of 43
12/17/01 at 7:05pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kirby Drummond:
My ass was in love once. Can't say I liked much: lots of bugs and too dangerous. As it happens, my present duties keep me where I belong: in the rear with the gear.
Whoa! There's way to much talk about rear ends. Not a fan of the ladies, are you Kirby?


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post #24 of 43
12/17/01 at 7:09pm
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Ladies?

No.

Women?

No.

Girls?

Yes.
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post #25 of 43
12/17/01 at 7:11pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
I consider infidelity only slightly better than murder.
You should try both at the same time!
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post #26 of 43
12/17/01 at 7:45pm
Randall "Tex" Cobb awaits.
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post #27 of 43
12/17/01 at 7:56pm
Not a whole lot can beat morning sex. I miss it so. It's usually a whole lot better than drunken sex.
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post #28 of 43
12/17/01 at 9:21pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kirby Drummond:
My ass was in love once. Can't say I liked much: lots of bugs and too dangerous. As it happens, my present duties keep me where I belong: in the rear with the gear.

You work at a Turkish bathhouse?
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post #29 of 43
12/18/01 at 7:39pm
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jherek:
It's usually a whole lot better than drunken sex.
Isn't that a oxymoron? I can't think of a more suitable antithesis of Morning Wood than Drunken Wood.



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post #30 of 43
12/18/01 at 9:47pm
There's a fine line between the proper amount of alcohol to achieve mega-wood and whiskey dick. I have yet to determine where exactly that line lies, but drunken mega-wood is not always a good thing. Certainly preferable to the aforementioned whiskey dick, but morning wood beats all.
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post #31 of 43
12/18/01 at 11:09pm
I wouldnt care what time Id have sex. Sex is sex, no matter when it occurs.
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post #32 of 43
12/19/01 at 6:33am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by flyers130:
This is one hell of an amusing thread.

Probably because I'm a virgin.
Same here. But this is good to know. You've got no idea the notes I get from CHUD about my future relationships.

&lt;continues taking notes&gt;



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post #33 of 43
12/19/01 at 10:53pm
Everyone seems to be avoiding the obvious solution to the morning breath problem. It even makes morning sex better than it already is.

Not possible, you say?

It's really an elegant solution. You know it, you love it, SHE loves it:

Hit it doggystyle.

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post #34 of 43
12/20/01 at 2:02pm
True that. However I would say that since most people are probably already in the position, spooning is the most ideal.

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post #35 of 43
12/20/01 at 11:12pm
you ever see Me, Myself, and Irene? You know that seen where Carey is pissing just about everywhere and he asks why he's pissing like he had sex all night? My mom asked me if that was because he had wood. I didn't know what to say except yah. I really didn't want to tell her that it was prolly cause there was still some cum that dried on the tip and just inside his dick.
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post #36 of 43
12/21/01 at 12:53am
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Blofeld:
Morning sex is perfect because:

1) You've had the opportunity to clear the room of the women from the night before.
That is my favorite post in this thread.
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post #37 of 43
8/13/02 at 1:01am
This thread is absolutely hysterical.
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post #38 of 43
8/13/02 at 7:37am
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Nick Nunziata:
I like night or when it's raining the best. There's the mood all in place. You can open the windows and have the crickets as a backdrop or a cool breeze blowing in. Plus, having a candle lit is much more effective at night than at day I've learned.

When it's pouring outside, there's no better remedy.

Morning's fine too, it's just usually out of convinience though. Breath, hair all slobbed, and of course...

The phone always seems to ring or the dogs decide they have to go out IMMEDIATELY or it'd just ruin their whole day.

As long as it's with the right person, sex is good anytime.

[This message has been edited by Nick Nunziata (edited 12-17-2001).]
Nick, your post reminded me of the song "Summer Breeze" by Seals and Crofts. In a good way, mind you.

I'm a fan of morning sex. You are just waking up after a restful sleep so you are both relaxed and comfortable. Your lover is right beside you and the house is still. Streams of sunlight peeking through the window with the birds chirping and the touch of warm skin and a sleepy hello as his smile widens. Ahhhhhh...

I've always enjoyed making love when it is raining outside. Actually, its the first thing that comes to mind when a spring shower is on its way. I have never made love IN the rain, but have longed for it. I will. Before I die, I will.
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post #39 of 43
8/14/02 at 2:33am
Not to piss in your sink, but shouldn't this shit be in the sex forum? Or perhaps the shamefully sad self-service forum?
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post #40 of 43
8/14/02 at 3:15am
Nah, the best is that 4 AM piss, and then you come back and the little lady is all sleeping, and grasping at the covers because you moved away. That's when you hit it like it ain't no thang.

That's my street talk. I picked it up in the Ebonics forum.
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post #41 of 43
8/14/02 at 4:37am
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Jherek:
you ever see Me, Myself, and Irene? You know that seen where Carey is pissing just about everywhere and he asks why he's pissing like he had sex all night? My mom asked me if that was because he had wood. I didn't know what to say except yah. I really didn't want to tell her that it was prolly cause there was still some cum that dried on the tip and just inside his dick.
This is all I have to say. Any board where a man feels free to say this has to be good.
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post #42 of 43
8/14/02 at 12:30pm
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This thread is funny.

And for the uninitiated, this thread precedes the Sex Forum.
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post #43 of 43
8/15/02 at 3:38am
my bad. thanks for moving it, though.
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