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I have this religious problem...

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"Jesus... I like him very much, but he no help with curveball."
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There are several people whom I detest that are still alive thanks to the "BIG J".

No matter how much I beg, HE WON'T MAKE THEM DIE!!!!!
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Forget the curve ball, give 'em the HEATER!
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You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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I heard a comic do a bit on this once...he said it always makes him think when the winners of the superbowl say, "I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus for helping us to this victory..." if the guys on the other side should come back with a post-game interview along these lines:

"Yeah, we were playing hard, keeping ourselves in it...TILL JESUS MADE ME FUMBLE!"

Who knows, though. Maybe JC is a big Angels fan. Stand to reason, wouldn't it? wink
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"In your eye Jobu"
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