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post #1 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:31pm
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This thread's mostly for Matchstick, but others may appreciate:

I've been sick as hell with Migraines the past half day, but I had to jump out of bed and pop these on the board in my delirium this morning at like 5am:

Joe Loyalty
Hump Supper
Bags Mouthy
Baby Seller
Tom Foolery
Tim Selleck
Thor Magnet
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post #2 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:33pm
I just had a big laugh, and I am not sure why.
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post #3 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:35pm
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Here's some choice ones already on the HALO name board in my office:

Wheelchair 6
Burlap Joey
Wristmilk
Smile Meat
Piss Over
Kid Firearm
Nebula Gene
Airport Ted
Mr. Sister
Tex Wristy
Conrad Load
Bif Sadness
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post #4 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:43pm
I'm stealing all of these...
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post #5 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:44pm
Airport Ted is awesome. Please do your futurespawn a favor and NOT confuse this board with the baby name board.
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post #6 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:49pm
Kid Firearm? Tim Selleck? You've been holding out. Amazing.

Here's a few I've jotted down in the last few hours:

Billy Limbs
Kent Pieces
Taserface
Bile Island
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post #7 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:51pm
Bif Sadness Nunziatta
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post #8 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:55pm
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LegDevotion
HorseShunt
Mo Crotches
Zipper, PhD
Mark Palsy
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post #9 of 207
4/24/03 at 12:58pm
Marvin Rip
Kid Prisons
Herb Occurs
Mappy
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post #10 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:02pm
Thanks for the laughs, guys. I needs them.
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post #11 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:03pm
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Tits McFree
Boy Slammer
Shapes Owen
Niner Leaks
9th Cushion
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post #12 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:06pm
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Ass Arrival
Frog Planet
Samuel Holy
Help Me Die
Wink Locust
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post #13 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:07pm
These are awesome. How do you guys come up with this stuff?
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post #14 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:10pm
Holy shit! Boy Slammer.

Telly Venus
Dr. Prizes
Brad Weight
Frank Ozone
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post #15 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:11pm
I swear, these are making me laugh WAY more than anything ever posted in the Humor forum.

Genius, pure and simple. You should put these in a sidebar in the CHUD magazine...
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post #16 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:14pm
Kim Lira
Miguel Dome
Sgt Sponge
65 Statues
Skullby
Mort Cosmos
Bomb Cream
West DelRay
Sub Puncher
Terror Rope
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post #17 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:19pm
El Reversal
Back Tubes
Spin O'Dell
Kirk Tatter
Lt Engine
Al Gideon
Realm of If
Tea Sabbath
Sausage Oil
Sheik Salt
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post #18 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:20pm
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Crab Agenda
Dane Pupace
Musical Jim
Cookie Riot
Shit Pricer
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post #19 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:23pm
A Community
Mr. Fixture
Max Stapled
Ed Ejecting
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post #20 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:24pm
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Goat Hooker
Fold Critic
Tom Ribcage
Dawn Forgot
Snail Darts
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post #21 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:25pm
Rain Bujold
Oregon Lane
Wheelie Lee
Talk Boy
Izzy Scars
Jo Received
Rape Closer
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post #22 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:28pm
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Tennis Dick
God Fiction
Chip Shafty
Bob Sexwalk
Forgiveness

...and some more from the HALO board:

Brainweight
Rusty Faces
Joey Spaces
Hot Manwich
Cave Trader
Snatch Blur
Owen Wilson
Thad Midget
Ed Rippings
SGT Tenders
Addition
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post #23 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:28pm
Lady Biting
Dr. Service
Serial Tree
Count Foods
Jim Entry
Dave Shift
Entrail Tab
Cost Gudorf
Male Pro
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post #24 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:29pm
Hahaha. Fold Critic.

Timmy Tasks
Order 175
15 Poisons
Mr. Apart
CyberDesk
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post #25 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:32pm
Map Options
And Lllamas
Crime Rally
Capital 12
Maybe King
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post #26 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:32pm
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Five more before I head out:

Super Cooze
Chosen Sean
3
Ben Obelisk
Koala Munch
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post #27 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:36pm
Pyro Allen
Credit Star
Dolores Key
Alex Data
Press Enter
Stop Mercy
Recycle It
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post #28 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:45pm
I love you guys. I would get killed sooo much if I joined in a HALO match. I'd be laughing at the names constantly.
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post #29 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:56pm
I was gonna name a few of my favorites, but there are just too many to choose from.
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post #30 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:58pm
I'm so gonna be using some of these. I already used Tit Priest and Bill Shaped in games before.

These rule....
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post #31 of 207
4/24/03 at 1:59pm
Nick has a new one, the fiend known olnly as Tiny Bogart.

Johnny Mak new one is Muscle Tits.

And because I can't think right now, I'll just mention...

The Past.
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post #32 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:00pm
Quote:
A Verbal Wind is blowing:
I'm so gonna be using some of these. I already used Tit Priest and Bill Shaped in games before.

These rule....
Character thief. You and Micah should team up.
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post #33 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:02pm
Tiny Bogart is a 5. The Past, of course, is a 5.
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post #34 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:07pm
New ones:

Kyle Lead
Fred Face
Ankles McShillings
Bert Killed
Sally Eyes
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post #35 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:10pm
Verbal, the makers of HALO only gave us the ability to use 11 character spaces when creating names.

Ankles McShillings, while a good name, has roughly 4,000 characters in it.
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post #36 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:12pm
Ted Ripped
Phil Fucked
King of Capillaries
Spine MacReady
Kenny Brains
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post #37 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:13pm
Really? I thought we had more room than that.

D'ah well.
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post #38 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:13pm
It's hard when you first learn about that restriction. Or when you think you have a name that consists of only 11 characters, but it ends up being 12. For example,

Buildy Smith

I'll never forgive the makers for that.

Never.
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post #39 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:14pm
Never.
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post #40 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:15pm
Aaron Fire
Tim Walked
Johnny Ears
Corin Nemec (for good measure)
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post #41 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:19pm
Van Danson
Bo Dangles
Poppy Fresh
Lip Snaptit
Ken Chi
Pip Deltoid
Kit Dander
Monty Fresh

I'd like to put some of these folks up against Cookie Riot or Max Stapled.
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post #42 of 207
4/24/03 at 2:58pm
ShabbySheik
Shank Steak
Aereole Yor
Phil Queasy
Orca Flens
Hadal Sick
Ike Eeeeya
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post #43 of 207
4/24/03 at 3:18pm
The Best Of:

Thor Magnet
Conrad Load
Mo Crotches
Herb Occurs
Boy Slammer
Wink Locust
Telly Venus
Bomb Cream
Terror Rope
Tea Sabbath
El Reversal
Shit Pricer
Crab Agenda
A Community
Goat Hooker
Tom Ribcage
Rape Closer
Talk Boy
Tennis Dick
Forgiveness
Hot Manwich
Cave Trader
SGT Tenders
Count Foods
Cost Gudorf
Male Pro
Order 175
CyberDesk
Map Options
Crime Rally
Maybe King
Pyro Allen
Press Enter
Stop Mercy
Tim Walked
Van Danson
Bo Dangles
Ike Eeeeya

...and Justin, I expect you to start rating each and EVERY one of these.
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post #44 of 207
4/24/03 at 3:29pm
Jesus. I'll have to take off from work to rate them.

Anyway, for those that want to delve into a little HALO name history, see here:

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=59&t=000309&p=2" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=59&t=000309&p=2</a>

It's not a complete history, mind you. There are a ton of names that aren't listed. However, Bo Backhair is. For that, Dennis apologizes.

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post #45 of 207
4/24/03 at 3:34pm
I'm so proud that Ike Eeeeya made the cut.
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post #46 of 207
4/24/03 at 3:34pm
Rape Face
Frank Lid
Lyle Crates
Chuck Up
Oliver Suds
Boiled Henry
Porks McFly
Teddy Ballsweat
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post #47 of 207
4/24/03 at 3:56pm
Quote:
Kevin Matchstick:
Jesus. I'll have to take off from work to rate them.

Anyway, for those that want to delve into a little HALO name history, see here:

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=59&t=000309&p=2" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=59&t=000309&p=2</a>

It's not a complete history, mind you. There are a ton of names that aren't listed. However, Bo Backhair is. For that, Dennis apologizes.
That thread has my favorite HALO smacktalk exchanges of all time, too.
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post #48 of 207
4/24/03 at 3:57pm
Peter Lungs
Conrad Bane
For The Kid
Vinny Mook
Dark Apples
And for the big finish...
Eddie Money
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post #49 of 207
4/24/03 at 4:04pm
Dark Apples? Shit, I could get behind that name. That's a 5 in my book.

Verbs, watch your spaces.
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post #50 of 207
4/24/03 at 4:08pm
I've been out of Halo name creation for too long. My old ones were

Pecs Massiv
Man Salad
Mr Mastadon (which is stolen)

I've got to get me a box and get back into the game.
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