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With the success of both METROID PRIME and METROID FUSION on the GCN and GBA recently, the METROID franchise is back up and running after it's long hiatus since the release of SUPER METROID way back in 1994.

To me, both Prime and Fusion kicked ass in their own ways, and definitely fit into the themes and action set forth previous in the first METROID, then METROID II: THE RETURN OF SAMUS, and SUPER METROID.

Being the Nintendo fanatic that I am, I was in class today writing down the names of all the five games in the series in order. They are:

METROID 1: METROID
METROID 1.5: METROID PRIME
METROID 2: THE RETURN OF SAMUS
METROID 3: SUPER METROID
METROID 4: METROID FUSION

And then I thought, what should be the name of next METROID game? Here is a list of my suggestions (some serious, some lame, some funny):

METROID 5: METROIDS UNITED
THE AMAZING METROID
METROID SAMURAI
METROID: THE COWARDLY METROID
METROID FIGHTERS
METROID ALPHA
2 METROID 2 SPACE PIRATES
METROID QUARANTINE
SCARY METROID 5
METROID VS. JASON
METROID: YEAR ONE
METROID'S REVENGE
METROID ODYSSESY
METROID DESTINY
METROIDS IN TOKYO
METROID HATCHLINGZ
METROID: ESCAPE FROM ZEBES
METROID BATTLE ROYALE
METROID UNCANNY
METROID NEO
METROID X-TREME
METROID LEAGUE
METROID BLUE
METROID YELLOW
METROID HUSH
PLANET OF THE METROIDS
METROID REPORT
METROID: THE LEGEND OF SAMUS
SAMUS EXTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL
METROID MAY CRY
METROID AND THE CHAMBER OF X
METROID RUNNER
METROID'S MASK
METROID: JUST SAMUS IN HER SPANDEX SUIT
METROID: WHEN BOUNTY HUNTERS ATTACK
SAMUS: THE HATCHLING WITHIN
ATTACK OF THE METROIDS
THE METROIDS STRIKE BACK
METROID: THE CHRONICLES OF RIDLEY
RIDLEY: A RIDLEY SCOTT FILM
ENTER THE METROID
METROID REVISITED
METROID RELOADED
METROID REVOLUTIONS
METROID NUKEM
METROID WITH A VENGENCE
THE LAST METROID: THE METROID AFTER THE LAST
METROID AFTER NEXT
METROID HOUR
ALL IN THE METROID
SUPER METROID BROS.
METROID'S MANSION
M-ZERO
MEDAL OF SR338
KRAID: LOSE WEIGHT NOW ASK ME HOW
KRAID 2000
KRAID: DESTROY ALL MONSTERS
RIDLEY: ON A WING AND PRAYER
RIDLEY: THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
SAMUS ALMIGHTY
METROID AGE
LEGALLY METROID 2: RED, GREEN, AND ORANGE
INTERVIEW WITH THE METROID
QUEEN OF THE METROIDS
CURSE OF METROID
SHADOW OF THE METROID
HOUSE OF 1000 METROIDS
METROID DESTINATION
TH13RTEEN METROIDS
THE LORD OF THE METROIDS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE BOUNTRY HUNTERS
THE LORD OF THE METROIDS: THE TWO ENERGY TANKS
THE LORD OF THE METROID: RETURN OF RIDLEY (AGAIN)
METROID POWERS: UNIVERSAL ALIEN OF TERROR
METROID POWERS 2: MOTHER BRAIN WHO DESTROYED ME
METROID POWERS 3: RIDLEY IN GOLD ARMOR
METROID RESURRECTION
METROIDS OF THE CARIBBEAN
NIGHT OF THE LIVING METROID
METROIDS IN THE DARK
AMERICAN METROID
OPERATION: METROIDI FREEDOM

Any suggestions? Comments? Thoughts?

Just came with few more:

METROID'S MOST WANTED
METROID VS. C.H.U.D.
METROID: HOW SAMUS GOT HER ARM CANNON BACK
THE ANIMETROID
NEON GENESIS METROIDOLION
METROID BEBOP
MORPH BALL Z
MORPH BALL GT
GRAND THEFT METROID

Here's some more:

METROID HEROES
METROID FOREVER
METROID: THE FIRST MOVIE
METROID 3: THE MOVIE
THE PHAZON BRIEF
MY BEST METROID'S HATCHLING
3 BOUNTY HUNTERS AND A HATCHLING
AGENT SAMUS ARAN
AGENT ADAM MALKOVICH
BEING ADAM MALKOVICH
RIDLEY AND KRAID GET TOGETHER TO BLOW YOUR MINDS
CATCH METROIDS IF YOU CAN
SAMUS ARAN: SPANDEX, ALL SPANDEX!
BLUE METROID
RESIDENT METROID
FANTASTIC FEDERATION
ULTIMATE METROID
ULTIMATE SAMUS ARAN
THE YOUNG METROIDS
SAMUS IN THE MIDDLE
THE METROIDS
FAMILY METROID
KING OF THE METROIDS
METROIDARAMA
THE METROID SHOW
PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM-US
METROID SQUAREPANTS
REVENGE OF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS
METROID NEUTRON: LIFESUCKING GENIUS
SAMUS ARAN AND THE ORDER OF THE SPACE PIRATES
HOW TO LOSE A HATCHLING IN 10 DAYS
METROID-DOO
CAPTAIN METROID
SPACE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
SAMUS MUST DIE
METROID WOUNDS
BOUNTY HUNTER GIRL
LEGALLY METROID
FINDING METROID
SAMUS IN A BLUE SUIT
OVERWORLD
RIDLEY-I-OH!: KING OF SPACE PIRATES
RIDLEY-I-OH!: THE ETERNAL PIRATE SOUL
RIDLEY-I-OH!: TOURIAN DICE METROID
GHOST IN SAMUS'S SUIT
THE BOUNTY HUNTER JOB
METROID'S BIG MOVIE
DOWN WITH METROIDS
METROID MANAGEMENT
THE QUIET METROID
THE QUIET CHOZO
THE QUIET BOUNTY HUNTER
TALLON IV: A NEW HOPE
A METROID APART
FAR FROM SR388
METROID AND METROIDERER: WHEN SAMUS MET RIDLEY
METROIDS GO WILD
BOUNTY HUNTERS GONE WILD
WHEN GOOD METROIDS GO BAD
BOUNTY HUNTER: THE CRADLE OF KRAID
HOUSE OF METROIDS
THE SAMUS ARAN MOVIE
WHAT A BOUNTY HUNTER WANTS
THE SAMUS SHOW
CLEANING OUT MY SPACESHIP
M.E.T.R.O.I.D. (Many Eating Tall Rugged Overweight Idiotic Dumbasses)
A METROID WITHOUT A PAST
CHICAGO 2: THE DANCING METROID
TILL SPACE PIRATES WAKE US
FINAL METROID 1: FLIGHT SR338
FINAL METROID 2: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE RIDLEY
OLD SCHOOL SAMUS
HEAD OF RIDLEY
ABOUT SAMUS
RAISING SAMUS ARAN
METROID SOLDIERS
METROID HOMICIDE
BAD METROIDS: WHAT CHA' GONNA DO WHEN THEY START SUCKING ON YOU
STANDING IN THE SHADOW OF RIDLEY
ASSASSINATION ZEBES
KILLING RIDLEY
CHASING RIDLEY
REAL WOMEN HAVE POWER SUITS
BLOW UP ZEBES ANOTHER DAY
SPACE PIRATES AND BOUNTY HUNTERS
METROID 3: RISE OF THE METROIDS
METROID 2: JUDGMENT DAY
28 DAYS LATER AFTER ZEBES BLEW UP
THE GOOD METROID
JOHNNY METROID
UPTOWN METROIDS
METROID 33 & 1/3: THE FINAL ASSAULT
SPLINTER METROID
BEND IT LIKE KRAID
HOLES...IN SAMUS ARAN'S SUIT
NATIONAL BOUNTY HUNTING
THE FOURTH PART OF MOTHER BRAIN
THE LEFT SIDE OF MOTHER BRAIN
TWISTED MOTHER BRAIN
MASSARATI AND THE MOTHER BRAIN
METROIDCATCHER
TRIMETROID
MATCHSTICK METROIDS
BLACK METROID DOWN
PEARL ZEBES
2###: CONQUEST OF ZEBES
RIDLEY & KRAID
RIDING IN SHIPS WITH METROIDS
RIDLEY RUNNER
SOMEONE TO SUCK OVER ME
TEARS OF THE METROID
SILENCE OF THE METROIDS
RED SAMUS
THE SUM OF ALL METROIDS
CLEAR AND PRESENT SAMUS
ENEMY OF THE FEDERATION
TOP BOUNTY HUNTER
THE LAST BOUNTY HUNTER
BEVERLY HILLS BOUNTY HUNTER
SPACE PIRATE ON FIRE
THE CORE OF THE CHOZO
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TALLON IV
METROID I: THE PHANTOM SPACE PIRATES
METROID II: ATTACK OF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS
METROID III: GEORGE LUCAS BLOWS IT FOR THE FANS
METROID IV: A NEW ARM CANNON
METROID V: THE FEDERATION STRIKES BACK
METROID VI: RETURN OF THE METROID PRIME