Our HALO names...

Faves:

aCe
Hugo Shong
Active Mike

Semi-faves:

Zak Painer
Balls McRae

Botched creations:

MiniWheeler
Buzz Reno

And who could forget:

Pete Zha

The one true master:

GOT

The other guys:

Blak Baztrd (comic book hero and Klan Rallys sworn enemy)
ShoNuff
Jizz Giver

Until I get some skills, I'll remain "meat". Something tells me I'll have that name for a while.

I'm like The Martian Manhunter.

I can take many different appearances, but I have two central identities, both of whom are quite skilled in the deadly arts:

Christwings (the J'onn J'onz part of me) and Joe Damns (the Martian Manhunter part of me)

I did create Joe Damns, fool.

Other notable Nick names:

Bill Shaped
Chin Adams

Who can forget the ever-vengeful "Abort Micah"?

I felt very conflicted in killing that individual as many times as I did.

But just feeling all the frustration from that team as they were pummeled incessantly made up for the confusion.

Steve was drunk, which worked out great for Active Mike.

I forgot to list Cock Ring

Bastard.

My creations, for the most part, are the best things ever.

THE BRUTALIZERS

Ned Crater - Sniper extraordinaire and all-round hateful man towards everyone.

Pad Crater - Younger brother to Ned. Also excellent with the sniper, but not to the extent of his sibling. He's best with the shotgun. A huge Stryper fan.

Bo Crater - The Australian cousin to Ned and Pad, Bo is at his best with grenades and pistols. He has a fondness for killing and South Vietnamese women.

Skeleton IV - He was the people's champion before the infamous "Character Thief" incident left him a smouldering shell of a man. His various attempts at a triumphant return have been met with mixed results.

Rage Crimes - A distant relation to the legendary Klan Rally, Crimes is a fast worker, which has caused him several miscues on the battlefield. He is an independant worker who doesn't take orders well, which is why no one wants him as a teammate. And he's racist.

PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LEAVE

Tar McBalls - Bordering on useless, Tar is absolutely pathetic with grenades. They are his nemesis. He has been known to lob a grenade, only to have it hit a wall and bounce back, thus rendering him immobile due to his shattered remains being strewn across the field of battle. He is best when attacking from the shadows.

Joe Titeyes - Little is known about the newest member of the team, except for his penchant for Shiraz wine, and his amazing ability to die. He also has displayed an almost supernatural capability of not being able to fire weapons with ANY degree of accuracy or destructive outcome. He is currently secluded in Borneo inside a mountainous retreat, cut off from the world.

There are more, I'm sure, I just can't remember them.

Gotta go with FURY...I had much better luck with that name in the later rounds than G RIDER. You guys have practiced up on fighting ghosts now. I caught you off guard a couple of weeks ago when I broke 'em out on ya. Now everyone rides the ghosts. Damn...gotta change strategy now.

I think your current strategy of dying repeatedly is working just fine.

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Is this backhanded assessment because I TOOK your own character and turned you into a crying little girl in that infamous last game of the night?

No, I wouldn't stoop to such low levels. I was merely telling the truth of what happened. Somehow, Skeleton IV was possessed by a rakish demon who inspired in him acts of treason upon his ex teammates.

I don't know why, but ever since that night, his name has been covered in a grime that only time can cleanse. Since then, his playing has been sporatic, and he has shown the aftereffects of his disposition by randomly attacking members of his team.

He's not been permanently sullied, but he's not yet over his ordeal.

This was in NO WAY a concealed bard at you, though, or your thieving ways.

Riiiiiight. It's a concealed barB, tho.

But no...I don't think you're tossing medieval singer/songwriters at me.

Perhaps I meant it?

Perhaps I didn't.

Still, it makes more sense that way.

And, as of this moment, I will not trash talk about HALO again. I'm retiring from that aspect of the game because it can be hurtful to my targets, er, I mean co-players.

No more over aggression.

Listen to him, JankStar. Dennis knows that strategy very well.

I'd be happy if you tossed a Windows XP version of Bard's Tale III: Theif of Fate my way, tho, Steve.

Do that, and you'll have a Halo friend for life.

And yeah...trash talking guarantees demise. My team was DESTROYING on the big TV and just when I REALLY began to taunt you and Nick - prompting you to create the aforementioned "Abort Micah - we up and lose a couple of games straight.

Some day, I'll learn.

My first post-trash talk era comment:

Justin, you are a fantastic HALO player, adept at all facets of the game. I give you a 8.6 with a bullet (and not in a harmful way, my friend).

Dennis, you are a master strategist and a sneaky sniper expert. You're a 8.7 with room for advancement.

I was always of the idea that 'cesar' was classic enough a HALO name. What a name. Have to love it.

...I guess it's time to come up with new names.

Micah has the skilled hands of a cat burglar, and the artful eye to select a character that was created magnificently. I give him an 8.8.

Nick is a surgeon with the rocket launcher, and a deadly combatant in close quarters. He's an 8.8 as well, because of his overall brilliance at every level of the game.

All hail Cesar, the triumphant! A dangerous man to corner, he can conquer you with a wide variety of deadly attacks. He, along with Nick, are punching specialists. I give him an 8.7 with a non-violent bullet.

In the end, everyone who has ever joined us are amongst the greatest to have ever entered the HALO arena. I salute you all.

NOW we're talking.

Let me know if you want me to bring an Xbox or controllers. I'll take it for granted that we're all chipping in for food and drink, and I'll get there early so that we can handle that, Nick.

Nick: Come on guys I got what ya need, just one more small taste.

Dennis: How much?

I can't saturday night.

I would love Friday night.

How much of the devil's wine did Murphy manage to get in himself? I think he's still sauced.

Jizz Giver needs to change his name to Jizz Taker...cause I was drained after how many times I waxed him.

:-)

So is this going to happen or Watt?

Do you mean Wat, or What?

What, Watt, Watever!

Count me in.....what time are we starting?

Back to Halo names...

I went through my xbox this weekend and these are the ones that I found:

aCe
Bo Crater
Hitler Nips
Meatmind
Kari Hungus
GOT
Kilpatrick
mom
Mookie
Grave Damns
Manpussy
.
The Accused
Hoe Smalls
fk off jstn
Cuntwalker

Ehr.. that was supposed to be Joe Smalls, not Hoe Smalls.

Some new names were created this past weekend. I added a few to my roster - Reb Bosco, Bench Wetly, Wally Piper, and Paint Mcgee. Besides me making the names, none of those guys ended up making names for themselves. I mostly played with the holy trinity - 1 of Hugo Shong (someone please tell Nick that I took the name of a real person for that character) and Active Mike.

HALO only allows you 11 spaces for character names, and Steve Murphy has righly expressed his dismay concerning this. Even that one extra space would have allowed Juice Newton or Paint McGraw to be born. Here's hoping that [i]HALO 2[/b] will remedy this.

Oh, and my favorite character name that came out of Sat. had the initials C.L. Runner up? T.C., of course. But I'll let their creators reveal the names.

The Hugo Shong update/ facts about:

You knew he was a deadly scrapper on the battlefield, but did you know the following?

<a href="http://www.hnuworld.org/huaa/HudaDay/HugoSinging.htm" target="_blank">http://www.hnuworld.org/huaa/HudaDay/HugoSinging.htm</a>

What movie did Hugo produce again?

<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Shong,+Hugo" target="_blank">http://us.imdb.com/Name?Shong,+Hugo</a>

He is also humble.

Get a life, oh wait that's right, you're about to.

I'm surprised Organism 47 isn't listed lower considering the showing he put in last night.

I don't believe you.

And it ain't just a river either.

HALO last night...what?

What? Sheesh. Deprived. And I probably won't make it this weekend. A nice impromptu Halo fest would've been nice.

Marginalized again. I should've never admited that I thought "Big Trouble" wasn't that bad.

... I need to come up with some good names.

Don't feel bad, fellas. If you had been there I'd have killed you as well.