ID4...
I should clarify my objections here. To a certain extent, my dislike of this movie carries baggage, and you deserve to know what it is.
There is, in my opinion, a Golden Movie, with the fate of the whole earth in the balance against a pitiless, evil force utterly devoid of all the values that human beings embrace. Where the stakes for losing are so huge that none will escape terrifying consequences. And it is the Aliens Invade movie. And it has a premise so fraught with action, philosophy, heroism and violence that no-one could turn it down.
In this Golden Movie, the Aliens Invade. They kick ass in numerous, horrifying, spectacular ways. But in the very last days, when all hope seems lost, a plucky, global band of smart people, heroic people, lucky people, and the odd crazy person get together and come up with a way to defeat them that is so cunning, so ingenious, and so devastating, that the aliens find themselves on the receiving end of asskicking and either die or fuck off to somewhere a bit less complicated.
Nobody has made the Golden Movie yet, but in all fairness, I've still not finished writing it. They begin movies in a way that makes me think that this might be it, then lose cojones and go all sappy gooey on me. They fill it with dumb humour, manufactured angst, and throw in some hard-bitten military types who have their own weapons turned against them. The denouement is dumb, or defies the laws of logic. It creates the impression that humanity survives because that's the way it should be.
In the Golden Movie, humanity should *die*, but it doesn't. It pulls its finger out in spectacularly cunning and brave ways.
I'm mad at ID4, (and V, which likewise had a chilling beginning and a sappy denouement, or at least that's how I remember it when I was a kid) because they set up this fantastic premise but don't have the balls to go all the way with it. To me, crazy as it sounds, the best Aliens Invade denouement is still the anti-climax in War of the Worlds, when the aliens all catch colds and die. THAT at least made sense.
I don't object to ID4 as a piece of Americana. It's an American movie made for Americans, and they can patronise other countries all they want if they are paying for it. I'm sure other countries are just as happy to return the favour, and do.
I don't object to it specifically for its clunky setpieces, self-congratulatory humor attempts, and ludicrous tearjerking. Loads of movies fall victim to that. I actually LIKE some of them.
I certainly don't object to humanity winning. A movie where they don't would simply be too depressing to watch. Humanity DOES win in the Golden Movie. But they have to WORK for it.
My specific objection to it is that with the effects, design, and budget it had, it could have been the Golden Movie, but wasn't. To me, that's wasted potential.
If you reply that I'm just mad because it wasn't the movie I thought they should have made, then you're on the money. That's exactly why I'm mad. And you should be mad too, because the Golden Movie kicks ass and takes names. I guess we've got it still to come.
Once I finish writing it.