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New Teaser Poster for Die Another Day

post #1 of 58
8/24/02 at 3:10pm
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Courtesy of Dark Horizons:

<img src="http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/zao.jpg" alt="" />

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Several character posters from the next James Bond flick will start appearing across cinemas over the next few weeks and here's an exclusive early look at one for the evil henchman character of Zao (Rick Yune), a man whose visage becomes deformed (as pictured here) from a piece of face-altering technology which failed halfway through a procedure. A second trailer for the film will begin screening in theatres from September 6th.
Well... that's pants. Why can't they just have one cool poster instead of several shitty posters?
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post #2 of 58
8/24/02 at 3:13pm
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Oh wait... they did have one cool poster for it... but, MGM couldn't let something of quality get out with their name on it for very long, now could they?
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post #3 of 58
8/24/02 at 4:09pm
Zao? Why not "Diamondzits?" Or how about "Shitty McGemface?"
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post #4 of 58
8/24/02 at 4:17pm
"Spacklehead?" "Shrapneleye?" "Rubbleface?" "B-B Cheek?"
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post #5 of 58
8/24/02 at 4:29pm
Well that poster fucking sucks cock. Maybe they actually might put out a good one.
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post #6 of 58
8/24/02 at 4:48pm
looks like these horrible posters have the same crappy theme .
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post #7 of 58
8/24/02 at 4:56pm
*vomits*
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post #8 of 58
8/24/02 at 5:00pm
"Faeld Raipattemt?" "One-and-a-half-Face?" "Iva Scratchingpostforhead?"
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post #9 of 58
8/24/02 at 5:02pm
"Veri Cose?" "Oubviase Vains?" "Disgusting Lad?"
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post #10 of 58
8/24/02 at 5:05pm
I like Acne McDiamonds myself.........
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post #11 of 58
8/24/02 at 5:20pm
"From Oxy With Love"
"A View to an Ugly Mofo"
"Dr. No, Dermatologist"
"Faceraker"
"The Man With the Diamond Zits"
"On Her Majesty's Pimple Diamonds"
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post #12 of 58
8/24/02 at 5:21pm
Awesome!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/10/teaser_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />
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post #13 of 58
8/24/02 at 6:58pm
Good Lord Why?

Begins To Openly Weep realizing there Will probably be Posters of M and Q.
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post #14 of 58
8/24/02 at 7:05pm
Yeah I don't think their going to use a closeup of Jedi Dench's face for the marketing of the movie.
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post #15 of 58
8/24/02 at 7:43pm
Quote:
Brian Ross is at college:
Yeah I don't think their going to use a closeup of Jedi Dench's face for the marketing of the movie.
Never Say Never.......
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post #16 of 58
8/24/02 at 8:49pm
No M or Q posters. Jamesbond.com posted the full set.
<a href="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/features/feature_11.php" target="_blank">http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/features/feature_11.php</a>

The ones of Jinx and Frost are my favorites of the bunch.
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post #17 of 58
8/24/02 at 9:04pm
I finally get it! It's so obvious! The reason why the theme for the new Bond movie is ice is because MGM wanted to show what their heart was made of.
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post #18 of 58
8/24/02 at 9:12pm
Those images might be effective if we knew who the hell half of them were!!!

And that Bond image is perhaps the least threatening pose I've ever seen. License to play the back nine at Augusta, more like it.
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post #19 of 58
8/24/02 at 9:13pm
Re-fucking-diculus
all of them.

And whats up with Bonds face?
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post #20 of 58
8/24/02 at 9:21pm
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post #21 of 58
8/24/02 at 9:27pm
Quote:
Brian (billylove) Collins:
What?!
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post #22 of 58
8/24/02 at 11:11pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Nail Gun Killer Dylan:
What the f*** are you talking about? Those posters are awesome! I think Zao's the best one, but Graves and Frost kick mucho ass.
Point number one: They look like some schmuck made them in Photoshop... down to the "stylish" blue streaks in the background.

Point number two: They aren't "cool" or "hip", nor do they display any kind of action or anything interesting.

Point number three: Zao's villain "gimmick" appears to be using razor blades as lethal weapons, because he sure has cut up his face. If that guy came at me with a Mach III, I'd hide in fear.

Point number three: No one can recognize those actors (outside of Brosnan and Berry) and those character names are meaningless.

Point number four: Brosnan... he looks docile. He doesn't look like Bond in those pics.

Bond is known for several things: Guns, Babes, Cool Locations, Cool Vehicles, Cool Gadgets, Spy Stuff, and Cool Villains. The Bond posters of the past have covered all of those Bond-characteristic. These... do not. They don't even come close. Granted, these are teaser posters... well, I HOPE they are... and the real poster is coming, but the original teaser poster with the gun melting in the ice was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC as it was... it got me excited about Bond again. These get me as excited as I do about the Home & Garden channel, which would be not at all.

Answer me this: would you pay money for those thing and put them up on you wall for all the world to see and associate with you? If you had that Zao poster in your room, I bet people would think you're some kind of sick fuck-head.
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post #23 of 58
8/25/02 at 12:17am
Is Zao supposed to be the villain? He looks like a really week cenobite...the one that wears the dress and tucks the fruitbasket away for Pinhead.
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post #24 of 58
8/25/02 at 12:20am
"If you had that Zao poster in your room, I bet people would think you're some kind of sick fuck-head."

*looks at the HR Geiger & related prints Hastur ordered....*
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post #25 of 58
8/25/02 at 12:35am
Zao= Asian Doctor Evil with diamond zits .
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post #26 of 58
8/25/02 at 12:52am
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Hmmmm...

<img src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/powder.jpg" alt="" />

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<img src="http://www.nsftokyo.org/asia/images/asia-map.jpg" alt="" />

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<img src="http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/zao.jpg" alt="" />
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post #27 of 58
8/25/02 at 1:44am
that took you too long to not be funny.

sorry.
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post #28 of 58
8/25/02 at 1:45am
Good stuff Bizkits, good stuff.

Eh I don't find them to be the blinding sites everyone says they are.. They're not good by any means, but what the hell, they're not hurting anything. They are a bit corny looking, but they don't bother me so much.
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post #29 of 58
8/25/02 at 1:56am
Fucking hilarious, Cheese Biscuit!

Either that, or simple equations get me off...hmmm...

Still, I laughed my ass off. Good on ya, mate.
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post #30 of 58
8/25/02 at 4:32am
Fucking dumbass... MGM continues their streak of looking like the uncool middle-aged guy who suddenly decides he wants to compete with the hip kids. First with the war flick that came about 2 years too late, and now with the character posters but done fucking balls up, with uninteresting designs and actors that no one gives a damn about. Could they be any more out of touch??

What happened to the guys who did the TWINE international posters? Now THOSE were cool fucking posters.
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post #31 of 58
8/25/02 at 9:35pm
This poster and the other posters are really lame, except for the one featuring this delicious dish. Let's hope she can act!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/frost_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />
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post #32 of 58
8/25/02 at 9:42pm
They should just give us posters with tits.
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post #33 of 58
8/25/02 at 11:06pm
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
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post #34 of 58
8/26/02 at 1:18am
Quote:
flyers:
They should just give us posters with tits.
BOOOOOBIES.
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post #35 of 58
8/26/02 at 2:17am
Bond has always been quite cheesy.
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post #36 of 58
8/26/02 at 8:02pm
More Crappy Posters!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/bond_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />

Bond battles a more dvious foe - constipation (well, that's what his facial expressions looks like at least).

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/jinx_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />

GAH!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/graves_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />

I dunno, you think his head looks a bit too big?
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post #37 of 58
8/26/02 at 8:43pm
Yes, Bond is constipated. No other way around it, sadly.
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post #38 of 58
8/27/02 at 1:17am
Nope. Sorry. All poop.

"Topical Cream is Not Enough"
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post #39 of 58
8/27/02 at 1:29am
He's just disoriented. The loss of so much hair has thrown his balance off.

"The Living Daylights, As Reflected Off of My Face"
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post #40 of 58
8/27/02 at 3:49am
Quote:
flyers:
They should just give us posters with tits.
Ever considered a career in marketing ?
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post #41 of 58
8/27/02 at 5:38pm
The name is Maguire Redux
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post #42 of 58
8/27/02 at 5:38pm
Quote:
Goose®:
Quote:
flyers:
They should just give us posters with tits.
Ever considered a career in marketing ?
Yeah.
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post #43 of 58
9/28/02 at 8:55pm
Kick, because the final poster is up <a href="http://jamesbond007.net/Bond20/Infos/infos.html" target="_blank">here</a>. Fuck me, it's the worst one yet.
And copping the pictures-in-the-corners motif from Richard Amsel's Raiders
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post #44 of 58
9/28/02 at 8:59pm
Kick, because the final poster is up <a href="http://jamesbond007.net/Bond20/Infos/infos.html" target="_blank">here</a>.
Fuck me, it's the worst one yet.
And copping the pictures-in-the-corners motif from Richard Amsel's Raiders poster does them no favors...
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post #45 of 58
9/28/02 at 9:01pm
Blast and damn this infernal state of no edit function!
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post #46 of 58
9/28/02 at 9:19pm
Can I just say that they managed to start with an incredible teaser poster and just utterly each next poster!
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post #47 of 58
9/28/02 at 10:25pm
From what I understand, this may be the international poster rather than the American one. Regardless, I think it's okay. Not that bad, not that good.
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post #48 of 58
9/28/02 at 10:32pm
Bond works alone. Berry next to him is such a fucking BO plea.
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post #49 of 58
9/28/02 at 10:48pm
Shit, I didn't know Anthony Michael Hall was a villain in this film....
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post #50 of 58
9/28/02 at 10:56pm
This is what happened to Rick Yune. SWAT came in to his house. Embarrased his whole family.
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