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post #1 of 58
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Courtesy of Dark Horizons:

<img src="http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/zao.jpg" alt="" />

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Several character posters from the next James Bond flick will start appearing across cinemas over the next few weeks and here's an exclusive early look at one for the evil henchman character of Zao (Rick Yune), a man whose visage becomes deformed (as pictured here) from a piece of face-altering technology which failed halfway through a procedure. A second trailer for the film will begin screening in theatres from September 6th.
Well... that's pants. Why can't they just have one cool poster instead of several shitty posters?
post #2 of 58
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Oh wait... they did have one cool poster for it... but, MGM couldn't let something of quality get out with their name on it for very long, now could they?
post #3 of 58
Zao? Why not "Diamondzits?" Or how about "Shitty McGemface?"
post #4 of 58
"Spacklehead?" "Shrapneleye?" "Rubbleface?" "B-B Cheek?"
post #5 of 58
Well that poster fucking sucks cock. Maybe they actually might put out a good one.
post #6 of 58
looks like these horrible posters have the same crappy theme .
post #7 of 58
*vomits*
post #8 of 58
"Faeld Raipattemt?" "One-and-a-half-Face?" "Iva Scratchingpostforhead?"
post #9 of 58
"Veri Cose?" "Oubviase Vains?" "Disgusting Lad?"
post #10 of 58
I like Acne McDiamonds myself.........
post #11 of 58
"From Oxy With Love"
"A View to an Ugly Mofo"
"Dr. No, Dermatologist"
"Faceraker"
"The Man With the Diamond Zits"
"On Her Majesty's Pimple Diamonds"
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post #13 of 58
Good Lord Why?

Begins To Openly Weep realizing there Will probably be Posters of M and Q.
post #14 of 58
Yeah I don't think their going to use a closeup of Jedi Dench's face for the marketing of the movie.
post #15 of 58
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Brian Ross is at college:
Yeah I don't think their going to use a closeup of Jedi Dench's face for the marketing of the movie.
Never Say Never.......
post #16 of 58
No M or Q posters. Jamesbond.com posted the full set.
<a href="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/features/feature_11.php" target="_blank">http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/features/feature_11.php</a>

The ones of Jinx and Frost are my favorites of the bunch.
post #17 of 58
I finally get it! It's so obvious! The reason why the theme for the new Bond movie is ice is because MGM wanted to show what their heart was made of.
post #18 of 58
Those images might be effective if we knew who the hell half of them were!!!

And that Bond image is perhaps the least threatening pose I've ever seen. License to play the back nine at Augusta, more like it.
post #19 of 58
Re-fucking-diculus
all of them.

And whats up with Bonds face?
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post #21 of 58
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Brian (billylove) Collins:
What?!
post #22 of 58
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Quote:
Nail Gun Killer Dylan:
What the f*** are you talking about? Those posters are awesome! I think Zao's the best one, but Graves and Frost kick mucho ass.
Point number one: They look like some schmuck made them in Photoshop... down to the "stylish" blue streaks in the background.

Point number two: They aren't "cool" or "hip", nor do they display any kind of action or anything interesting.

Point number three: Zao's villain "gimmick" appears to be using razor blades as lethal weapons, because he sure has cut up his face. If that guy came at me with a Mach III, I'd hide in fear.

Point number three: No one can recognize those actors (outside of Brosnan and Berry) and those character names are meaningless.

Point number four: Brosnan... he looks docile. He doesn't look like Bond in those pics.

Bond is known for several things: Guns, Babes, Cool Locations, Cool Vehicles, Cool Gadgets, Spy Stuff, and Cool Villains. The Bond posters of the past have covered all of those Bond-characteristic. These... do not. They don't even come close. Granted, these are teaser posters... well, I HOPE they are... and the real poster is coming, but the original teaser poster with the gun melting in the ice was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC as it was... it got me excited about Bond again. These get me as excited as I do about the Home & Garden channel, which would be not at all.

Answer me this: would you pay money for those thing and put them up on you wall for all the world to see and associate with you? If you had that Zao poster in your room, I bet people would think you're some kind of sick fuck-head.
post #23 of 58
Is Zao supposed to be the villain? He looks like a really week cenobite...the one that wears the dress and tucks the fruitbasket away for Pinhead.
post #24 of 58
"If you had that Zao poster in your room, I bet people would think you're some kind of sick fuck-head."

*looks at the HR Geiger & related prints Hastur ordered....*
post #25 of 58
Zao= Asian Doctor Evil with diamond zits .
post #26 of 58
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post #27 of 58
that took you too long to not be funny.

sorry.
post #28 of 58
Good stuff Bizkits, good stuff.

Eh I don't find them to be the blinding sites everyone says they are.. They're not good by any means, but what the hell, they're not hurting anything. They are a bit corny looking, but they don't bother me so much.
post #29 of 58
Fucking hilarious, Cheese Biscuit!

Either that, or simple equations get me off...hmmm...

Still, I laughed my ass off. Good on ya, mate.
post #30 of 58
Fucking dumbass... MGM continues their streak of looking like the uncool middle-aged guy who suddenly decides he wants to compete with the hip kids. First with the war flick that came about 2 years too late, and now with the character posters but done fucking balls up, with uninteresting designs and actors that no one gives a damn about. Could they be any more out of touch??

What happened to the guys who did the TWINE international posters? Now THOSE were cool fucking posters.
post #31 of 58
This poster and the other posters are really lame, except for the one featuring this delicious dish. Let's hope she can act!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/frost_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />
post #32 of 58
They should just give us posters with tits.
post #33 of 58
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
post #34 of 58
Quote:
flyers:
They should just give us posters with tits.
BOOOOOBIES.
post #35 of 58
Bond has always been quite cheesy.
post #36 of 58
More Crappy Posters!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/bond_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />

Bond battles a more dvious foe - constipation (well, that's what his facial expressions looks like at least).

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/jinx_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />

GAH!

<img src="http://www.jamesbond.com/bond20/media/features/11/graves_onesheet.jpg" alt="" />

I dunno, you think his head looks a bit too big?
post #37 of 58
Yes, Bond is constipated. No other way around it, sadly.
post #38 of 58
Nope. Sorry. All poop.

"Topical Cream is Not Enough"
post #39 of 58
He's just disoriented. The loss of so much hair has thrown his balance off.

"The Living Daylights, As Reflected Off of My Face"
post #40 of 58
Quote:
flyers:
They should just give us posters with tits.
Ever considered a career in marketing ?
post #41 of 58
The name is Maguire Redux
post #42 of 58
Quote:
Goose®:
Quote:
flyers:
They should just give us posters with tits.
Ever considered a career in marketing ?
Yeah.
post #43 of 58
Kick, because the final poster is up <a href="http://jamesbond007.net/Bond20/Infos/infos.html" target="_blank">here</a>. Fuck me, it's the worst one yet.
And copping the pictures-in-the-corners motif from Richard Amsel's Raiders
post #44 of 58
Kick, because the final poster is up <a href="http://jamesbond007.net/Bond20/Infos/infos.html" target="_blank">here</a>.
Fuck me, it's the worst one yet.
And copping the pictures-in-the-corners motif from Richard Amsel's Raiders poster does them no favors...
post #45 of 58
Blast and damn this infernal state of no edit function!
post #46 of 58
Can I just say that they managed to start with an incredible teaser poster and just utterly each next poster!
post #47 of 58
From what I understand, this may be the international poster rather than the American one. Regardless, I think it's okay. Not that bad, not that good.
post #48 of 58
Bond works alone. Berry next to him is such a fucking BO plea.
post #49 of 58
Shit, I didn't know Anthony Michael Hall was a villain in this film....
post #50 of 58
This is what happened to Rick Yune. SWAT came in to his house. Embarrased his whole family.
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