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post #101 of 582
12/6/08 at 11:10pm
She's not really sexy, but since The Bourne Supremacy, I've had a thing for Joan Allen.
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post #102 of 582
12/8/08 at 8:35am
Its those damn power suits that she wears in Bourne that get me!Allens's defintely imrpoved with age,bit too skinny but she's gone from frumpy fogey to an elegant looking milf in the last few years.

Basingers already been mentioned but its hard to believe that shes in her mid-fifties now(55 today).Her conservative cougar in "The Door in the Floor" is always nice to watch.

Last but not least "Lucille Bluth"/Jessica Walter aint alf hot for a 67yr old especially when she does that weird wink thing in the show.
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post #103 of 582
12/8/08 at 12:46pm
Joan Allen's neck makes me think that she's the progeny of E.T.

That neck is unsexy as fuck.
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post #104 of 582
12/8/08 at 5:26pm
Lorraine Bracco, anyone?
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post #105 of 582
12/8/08 at 6:46pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
Lorraine Bracco, anyone?
I'll get more specific and say "Dr. Jennifer Melfi, anyone?"

Bracco on talk shows is kind of a spaz, but I would nuzzle up to Dr. Melfi for far more than one session a week.
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post #106 of 582
12/8/08 at 10:26pm
Just watched Step Brothers today, so wanted to second the love for Mary S.

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post #107 of 582
12/8/08 at 10:30pm
Bracco's neck makes Joan Allen's look like Barbarella.
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post #108 of 582
12/8/08 at 10:43pm
I don't know who the hell Zimbio is but they've made a list of "The 50 sexiest women over 50".

Ellen Barkin - definitely deserves a place,i bet she's bloody filthy in bed.Wahey!



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post #109 of 582
12/24/08 at 12:20pm
Michelle Yeoh, 46:



Google tells me she has a bad habit of keeping her clothes on.
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post #110 of 582
12/24/08 at 2:13pm

Charlotte Rampling, 62
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post #111 of 582
12/24/08 at 2:27pm
Rampling's looking a bit ragged for me, but Yeoh is sizzling hot.

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post #112 of 582
12/24/08 at 2:43pm
Charlotte wears her wrinkles like a badge. That's what I love about her.
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post #113 of 582
12/24/08 at 3:03pm
Fuck the 'c' word and all those who use it...and I'm not speaking of cunt.
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post #114 of 582
12/24/08 at 3:05pm
Holly Hunter, whom by some deal with forces beyond our comprehension, has miraculously grown hotter every year. I'll second Ellen Barkin, I don't think I'd be able to blink if I met her in person.

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post #115 of 582
12/24/08 at 3:27pm
Hide your grandmothers folks, CaptainZahn is in the house!
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post #116 of 582
12/24/08 at 3:33pm
I fucked a "grandma" on New Years Eve once. I was in my early 30s, she was 43. She tore my ass up. We cracked a leg on my coffee table!
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post #117 of 582
12/24/08 at 3:42pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I fucked a "grandma" on New Years Eve once. I was in my early 30s, she was 43. She tore my ass up. We cracked a leg on my coffee table!
Waaaaaaaaay back in the day when I was about 20-21ish, I did some casual DJ'ing for a local club and one night I turn up to find a new woman on staff. 42. Was a dead quiet night and we all ended up closing early and having a few drinks. I don't remember exactly how it all happened but we ended up back at her place and man, did that woman WRECK my naive ass.

Had a thing for older women ever since.

Oh, just to add to the list . . . Cory Everson. Think she's floating around 50 these days and still a complete hardbody.
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post #118 of 582
12/24/08 at 4:25pm
Michelle Yeoh has always been one of my favorites. Sexy, experienced, and she can kick my ass.
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post #119 of 582
12/24/08 at 11:05pm
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I fucked a "grandma" on New Years Eve once. I was in my early 30s, she was 43. She tore my ass up. We cracked a leg on my coffee table!
Her leg?
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post #120 of 582
12/25/08 at 12:50am
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Her leg?
No. She was bent over the front of the couch. We were going at it doggystyle, and she started thrusting back. I ended up leaning back on the coffee table, and the front left leg cracked a little.
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post #121 of 582
12/25/08 at 1:14pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
No. She was bent over the front of the couch. We were going at it doggystyle, and she started thrusting back. I ended up leaning back on the coffee table, and the front left leg cracked a little.
I dated with an early 30s while I was 25. We ended up naked several times on the sofa but she never let me do it over there. Oddly, we did it at the kitchen which I thought was more sacred for her. Oddly, I gave her more than a climax licking her ears too.
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post #122 of 582
12/25/08 at 1:28pm
Well, this thread has certainly taken a turn...
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post #123 of 582
12/25/08 at 3:40pm
It's probably because of the outdatedness of her hair and make-up from when she was younger, but I think Michelle Yeoh looks SO much better at her current age. Very graceful. And jumped a motorcycle onto a moving train!!!
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post #124 of 582
12/25/08 at 9:30pm
Take THAT Jackie Chan.
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post #125 of 582
12/25/08 at 9:41pm
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Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis View Post
Meg Ryan is hotter than she has even been.
So you have some kind of duck fetish then? She is nowhere near as hot as she was in the 80s-90s.
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post #126 of 582
12/25/08 at 11:52pm
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Originally Posted by MikeShaynePI View Post
So you have some kind of duck fetish then? She is nowhere near as hot as she was in the 80s-90s.
And even then, she was never "hot." Cute, perhaps, and winsome. But not hot.
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post #127 of 582
12/26/08 at 12:23am
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So you have some kind of duck fetish then? She is nowhere near as hot as she was in the 80s-90s.
To be fair, you're quoting a post from 5 1/2 years ago.
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post #128 of 582
1/7/09 at 7:51pm
It's tangents like this that make me glad to be here.
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post #129 of 582
1/19/09 at 9:19am
NSFW http://www.egotastic.com/entertainme...witness-004319
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post #130 of 582
1/19/09 at 10:07am
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I fucked a "grandma" on New Years Eve once. I was in my early 30s, she was 43. She tore my ass up. We cracked a leg on my coffee table!
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Originally Posted by The NZ Natural View Post
Waaaaaaaaay back in the day when I was about 20-21ish, I did some casual DJ'ing for a local club and one night I turn up to find a new woman on staff. 42. Was a dead quiet night and we all ended up closing early and having a few drinks. I don't remember exactly how it all happened but we ended up back at her place and man, did that woman WRECK my naive ass.

Had a thing for older women ever since.
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
I dated with an early 30s while I was 25. We ended up naked several times on the sofa but she never let me do it over there. Oddly, we did it at the kitchen which I thought was more sacred for her. Oddly, I gave her more than a climax licking her ears too.
I'll back up ALL of these statements. You young guys NEED to have a Mrs. Robinson once in your life to show you the ropes.

Back in college when I was 21, I 'dated' a married woman who was around 45 (by dating, I mean that she used me for sex). She was pissed off at her husband and picked my young ass up at a bar and proceeded to show me how it was DONE. That was a great 3 weeks.
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post #131 of 582
1/19/09 at 10:22am
Or you could date an older woman and reap the rewards for months.

We're talking paid vacations.
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post #132 of 582
1/19/09 at 3:19pm
50-year old Madonna still trying to act like 20 year old Madonna
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post #133 of 582
1/19/09 at 3:21pm
(sobs and whimpers)

That's NOT what this thread was started foooooor!!!!

Idon'tfeelsogood...
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post #134 of 582
1/19/09 at 3:30pm
It's official. Madonna is a Sleepwalker.
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post #135 of 582
1/19/09 at 3:37pm
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It's official. Madonna is a Sleepwalker.
This. What the fuck is up with all of those cat scratches on her.
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post #136 of 582
1/19/09 at 3:44pm
You know, I stood up for Madonna a while back. But I was still kind of thinking of the eminently bangable Ray of Light Madonna, as opposed to today's Sleepwalker Madonna. It might feel like strange advice to give, but the lady needs to avoid the gym a while and load up on some cheeseburgers.
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post #137 of 582
1/19/09 at 3:58pm
She looks like the man riding the bicycle in In the Mouth of Madness. Creepy.
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post #138 of 582
1/19/09 at 4:01pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Back in college when I was 21, I 'dated' a married woman who was around 45 (by dating, I mean that she used me for sex). She was pissed off at her husband and picked my young ass up at a bar and proceeded to show me how it was DONE. That was a great 3 weeks.
And thus the story of Judas "Pool Boy" Booth was born.
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post #139 of 582
1/19/09 at 4:07pm
More Madonna outtakes here.

What is going on with her stomach?
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post #140 of 582
1/19/09 at 4:27pm
I think it may have Jacob's Laddered.

I've heard she works out four hours a day. FOUR HOURS!
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post #141 of 582
1/19/09 at 4:30pm
Racing horses also workout 4 hours a day. I still wouldn't fuck one, nor would I fuck Madonna at this point.
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post #142 of 582
1/19/09 at 4:31pm
There's working out and then there's working out too damn much. To the point you're as taunt and lethery as Robert Redford's face.
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post #143 of 582
1/19/09 at 5:03pm
I never nailed somebody that thin but I bet she has 0 stamina...

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post #144 of 582
1/19/09 at 5:33pm
Ugh. Just ugh. More and more, I'm thinking back to the "Cherish" video, and how hot she looked cavorting around on the beach with mer-boy, and crying inside.
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post #145 of 582
1/19/09 at 5:56pm
Even more pics here. Where are all these coming from?


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post #146 of 582
1/19/09 at 6:00pm
......Gozer?
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post #147 of 582
1/19/09 at 6:03pm
Let's change the subject, please. How about Laura Linney? She's attractive.
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post #148 of 582
1/19/09 at 6:05pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
I never nailed somebody that thin but I bet she has 0 stamina...
I don't know. She runs around a stage for 2 1/2 hours during her concerts and has been touring non-stop. Seems like she'd have more energy than the average person since she probably doesn't need that much energy to give her a boost.
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post #149 of 582
1/19/09 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by Bobby Bear View Post
Let's change the subject, please. How about Laura Linney? She's attractive.
How about Lara? She's hot!
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post #150 of 582
1/19/09 at 6:14pm
God she looks like someone just told her that her puppy died.
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