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Comedy.

Roddy Piper told me a story once about little Tawny.

They did a flick together called Dead Tides. A grungy little actioner that looks like Robert Rodriguez shot it. It's not bad, but it ain't great either.

Anyway, Roddy says he walks into his trailer on the second day of the shoot and it smells like woman - and he knows he didn't have a lady there...

"-and when I see Tawny come 'round the corner, I knew there STILL was no lady there!"

"Ohhh, hiii Roddy!" She was bein' a sweetheart - which instantly tipped him off to something rotten.

He asked her what she was doing there, and she told him that she thought he wouldn't mind if they switched trailers - since she had SO MUCH STUFF, and all he had was a suitcase.

Roddy says that he decided he'd be gentlmanly and give the girl the big ride - after all "she WAS the STAR..."

So he packs his stuff up, and heads to her 'Bago. He climbs the steps, opens the door - and is greeted with the "squish squish" of two inces of standing water!

Turns out Tawny messed up her trailer (burned the inside or flooded it - I think that she set something on fire, and they turned a hose on it, or something like that) and figured Roddy wouldn't mind if she took over HIS trailer - after all, it was much larger than hers, and he didn't require much of the space, considering that he didn't bring 976,323 different outfits to wear during her two week island stay...

Roddy marches back to his trailer, storms up the steps, walks in, grabs Tawny and deposits her outside like Fred Flinstone puttin' the Sabertooth Tiger out for the night.

She starts screamin' and yellin' and cussing him out, and he just kinda' grinned at her as she screamed -

"MY HUSBAND IS GOING TO BE HERE SOON, AND WHEN HE HEARS ABOUT THIS, HE'S GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

"I knew he played baseball, so I said, "He'd better bring a BAT, lady!"

"FUCK YOU! I'm the star of this movie!! I'll go to the producers, and they'll give me your trailer!" she screamed, and ran away.

Roddy got to keep the trailer. No husband showed to pummel him, either.

And this news item makes me think it was wise.

I mean, how the hell are you gonna' rough up "Rowdy" Roddy Piper if your four-foot two, 120 pound wife kicks your ass so bad they put her in JAIL?!!

I'd have been more scared of Tawny...

Well, she did used to hang out with OJ you know...

Ha, dude HAM, that stories cracked me up. What a bitch to think she can just fuck with someone like that. I mean, Rowdy was being really cool to even agree to the switch in the first place and she actually was thinking that he was in the wrong to take his trailer back??? Geez, throw away the key on this one.

Piper actually gets his own trailer?

GREAT story, HAM!

Great story. This gossip forum was a good idea

Great story HAM. I'm sitting here picturing the smirk on Roddy's face while this woman is cussing him out

Fantastic story, HAM.

lol

She was the 80's Pam Anderson. Her exes include:

* Robbin Crosby (from Ratt...that's her legs with the rats on them on the cover of their first EP and her on the cover of "Out of the Cellar")
* David Coverdale
* Tommy Lee (of course!)
* Jerry Seinfeld
* OJ Simpson

That gives her too much credit, MM. Her nadir after Bachelor Party was appearing in that Whitesnake video. After that she was mostly invisible until she got that lousy home video show hosting.

EDIT-- Ah, I see that you meant the analogy in terms of her lack of selectivity in men, and not in terms of career success.

You are correct sir. I certainly don't judge her on her acting abilities and movie roles...that would simply be unfair.

Isn't Robbin Crosby the one who's sick with AIDS. I know one former member of RATT has AIDS.

Jesus. She was hot in Bachelor Party. When did she become a Klingon?

Yes, that would be tha guy.

LOL...a Klingon that's been out in space way too many years

Damn, I'd like to see Piper vs. Chuck Finley.

What was that line James Remar says to the guy from the baseball gang in 'The Warriors'?