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post #1 of 11
4/9/02 at 8:38am
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Not sure whether this is true or not but eh.

From IMDB:

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Bizarre actor Billy Bob Thornton wants the world population of the endangered komodo dragon to be killed off. Thornton is petrified of the reptiles, one of which crushed the foot of Sharon Stone's husband Phil Bronstein last year. Billy Bob says, "More than anything on this earth, more than any being that exists, they are the creature that represents evil. If it were up to me, I'd just go to that island and kill them all. I would just shoot those sons of bitches." The actor says he once had a dream the creatures infested his house and woke up his wife Angelina Jolie, insisting they go to a hotel because his dream was so real.
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post #2 of 11
4/9/02 at 11:07am
What a friggin wimp!
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post #3 of 11
4/9/02 at 11:11am
Komodos rock, and were here first.
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post #4 of 11
4/9/02 at 2:18pm
The boy ain't right. Leave them Komodos alone. They ain't doing you any harm. Maybe if he hadn't married a gal with such reptilian features he wouldn't be acting so apeshit.
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post #5 of 11
4/9/02 at 2:25pm
Read an article online last year about a guy who kept a half-dozen Komodos in his house. He died of natural causes, and he wasn't found until a few days afterward. He was, of course, partially consumed by his unfed pets.

Now, I don't expect a pet to cry or sulk when its owner dies, but I wonder how long it would take my cat to resort to that. A little longer, I think.
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post #6 of 11
4/9/02 at 2:40pm
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Russell Lucas:
Read an article online last year about a guy who kept a half-dozen Komodos in his house. He died of natural causes, and he wasn't found until a few days afterward. He was, of course, partially consumed by his unfed pets.

Now, I don't expect a pet to cry or sulk when its owner dies, but I wonder how long it would take my cat to resort to that. A little longer, I think.
Actually, if you want to know the truth, most pets will eat their owners if they die and the pets are left without food. I researched this for "In Dreams". As long as the body hasn't putrified too much, they will eat on them. I think that they'll start to eat realitively quickly. Some reason I am thinking within a couple of days, but I may be wrong. Our body was supposed to be dead several weeks. I will not go into all the gory details, but I thought that I'd share.
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post #7 of 11
4/9/02 at 3:36pm
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Russell Lucas:
Now, I don't expect a pet to cry or sulk when its owner dies, but I wonder how long it would take my cat to resort to that. A little longer, I think.
Most pets don't last long during famine.

And I suspect the cat would immediately shit on your corpse when meal-time passes without food. Only later would the starving moggy gorge on your decomposing body.
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post #8 of 11
4/9/02 at 6:44pm
God, I love CHUD.
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post #9 of 11
4/9/02 at 6:54pm
hee hee. that Billy Bob's just the best kinda crackpot, ain't he?
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post #10 of 11
4/9/02 at 11:33pm
May the Legacy of Heorot befall Billy Bob...
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post #11 of 11
4/10/02 at 10:37am
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Dave Davis:
hee hee. that Billy Bob's just the best kinda crackpot, ain't he?
It needs gas. Mmmmhm.

Only Billy Bob could play the Sling Blade. Mmmhm.
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