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Someone buy Smilin' Jack these portraits

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Story below pics:

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They are by one of the singer's favourite painters and feature in a new exhibition.

But artist Peter Howson admits he is nervous about how film director Guy, 33, will react.

He said: "He might be a little annoyed, he'll probably come and hit me. But if he's a man of wisdom and integrity, he'll be quite pleased with them, I imagine."

Howson has known Madonna for 15 years and she owns several of his paintings.

In the past, the pop icon has not been shy about appearing in raunchy pictures, including her X-rated book, Sex.

But she did not pose for these nude paintings and the artist had to use his imagination. Madonna is famous for keeping in shape and is proud of her defined muscles.

But quite what she will make of the enormous beefcake arms and legs in the portraits is hard to say.
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The only way I would have known those "portraits" had anything at all to do with Madonna was by reading the text...twice.
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Anyone else think that second "portrait" looks like a nude deadite shitting out a small village?
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Anyone else think that second "portrait" looks like a nude deadite shitting out a small village?
yup
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Anyone else think that second "portrait" looks like a nude deadite shitting out a small village?
Haha!
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