Security Guard: "Excuss me sir, what do you think you're doing?"
Lucas: "What are you talking about?
Guard: "Sir, please put the grape dish back on the snack table."
Lucas: "Oh, no, this is my award!"
Guard: "No, that statue sticking out of your pocket is your award... the thing in your hand is a grape dish for the guests. It's bad enough you ate all the grapes, but you'll have to put the dish back please."
Lucas: "Do you know who I am!? I made Star Wars!"
Guard: "Yeah, and you were also about to make off with our grape dish, now put it back or I'll nightstick your ass."