Caviezel Asks J.Lo to Cover Her Tits

What a nerd:

There was a thorny rose in Spanish Harlem yesterday: Jennifer Lopez was there to shoot the video for her single "Gonna Be Alright." The Bronx gal starts work on Monday in "The Chambermaid," a romantic retelling of "Cinderella" that co-stars Ralph Fiennes.

Despite unkind accusations that she's a prima donna, Lopez has her defenders. Ben Affleck recently paid $20,000 for an ad in the Hollywood trade papers that proclaimed her "a professional, decent person," whom he "really liked working with." Now comes Jim Caviezel, who co-starred with her in "Angel Eyes," to tell how swell Lopez was when he asked her to cover her chest during a love scene.

"She was great about it," says Caviezel, explaining that he was concerned for the feelings of his wife, Kerri. "[Jennifer's] a diva, but she is a funny diva. And she treats people well on a film set."

Better than another actress he could name. Interviewed by London's Sunday Times, Caviezel expressed his "disgust" for "the tantrums, lies and deceit" displayed by a certain co-star. The actor insisted that her name be kept off the record, but it happens that he played opposite Demi Moore in "G.I. Jane," Helen Hunt in "Pay It Forward" and Ashley Judd in the upcoming "High Crimes." Your call.

Why do I think this has more to do with J.Lo than tits? I mean, if it was just some no-name actress Tammy Tomtoms or something, Mr. Class probably wouldn't have had to ask to have the pink-nose fish netted up. But since it's America's Sexpot, well wifey gets a little worried. But that's just speculation.

Mostly though it's this: You're an actor Jimmy Boy, so do your job, roll around with tits. Or as Mr. White would say, "What you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin professional."

Look at all these people coming to defend some dumb actor. Hilarious.

Exactly S.