An actress and her director boyfriend like to take friends out for expensive dinners. They make a big show of telling everyone that they're paying--only every time the bill comes, they get into a big fight over whose credit card they should use. Some of their friends have offered to pay, but they seem to like to have all the control. They swear and say awful things about each other while their friends avert their eyes. All of us at the restaurant just hide in
the kitchen and pray that they'll leave a good tip.
the kitchen and pray that they'll leave a good tip.





