A Stripper, a Gangster, and a Priest...
Paulie DiVialoso met his girls promptly at 5pm every afternoon at the dressing room entrance to the Tony’s Tiger. Any stragglers or bitches that weren’t on their game were bounced from working that night. He ran a tight ship and if you didn’t pull your weight, you were gone. He sat quietly on a barstool watching them file in as he watched the game on a small portable TV. His eyes would inspect every girl, especially one: Sinthia Slater. She was his little moneymaker and star attraction. She was also the best piece of ass Paulie had ever had, absolutely no bullshit. She finally arrived for her shift on the pole.
Sinthia was a leggy, six-foot brunette with softly chiseled features as if sculpted from soft, sleek marble. Everything about her was perfect from top to bottom. Paulie had done her right away, like he did all the girls, but there was something special about her that left him wanting more every time. Sinthia moved like a regal lioness cutting a swath through the other girls and everyone of them made way. Her attitude on the stage was bold and vivacious she INSPRIED men to part with their highest denominations. Bottom line: Sinthia was Paulie’s stake horse.
She moved about to her private dressing room leaving the door cracked just enough to let Paulie know she was “available”. He knew better than to knock the goodie box so close to show time so he went out to the bar to slam a few drinks before the customers started wandering in.
Sitting at the bar were Paulie’s pals, Giacomo Marlioni, a foot soldier in the Tobiasi crew. Paulie personally poured him a Seven & Seven, slapped him on the back “On the house, Guy. But the pussy ain’t” Paulie said as he caught a glimpse of something out the front window.
Paulie pried the blinds apart to see the All-American boy getting out of the van across the street. The van had been parked there for a couple weeks and this kid was always getting out to fetch bear claws and coffee from the Korean grocer. The balls on this fuckin’ kid, Paulie thought. The fucking feds have the stones to spy on me and they have Robert Redford walking around like I’m too stupid to know better. Paulie leaned out the front door.
“Hey, Eliot Ness! Next time you are running surveillance don’t get out of the fucking truck!” Paulie felt the veins struggling to pop inside his head he was so goddamn furious. He ran a nice respectable pussy joint.
He was so incensed he decided to take a walk down to St. Michael’s, clear his conscience, and visit an old chum. He walked the four blocks briskly checking behind him every so often. St Michael’s Catholic Church was one of the biggest, grandest churches in the city. Paulie walked in took a lungful of the incense, sloppily dipped his fingers in the holy water and crossed himself making his way across the huge expanse to the confessionals. Three confessional booths lay open. He entered the one on the left and waited for a priest to come here his sins. The priest slid open the screen.
“In the name of the Father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. How long since you last confession?” the priest asked in more informal tone than most priests.
“A long fuckin’ time, Father. Oops. A long time.” Paulie said.
“Please go on, my son.” The priest replied ignoring the profanity.
“Well…about five years ago me and this fat fuck named Dino killed a whole bunch of these cocksuckers…” Paulie stopped as he heard the door swing wide hard enough to slam into the wall. The door to his own confessional was yanked open fiercely by Father Dino Morinelli . The priest’s anger melted into a huge smile as he realized it was Paulie.
“They don’t put you guys on a diet or nothin’ when you join the priesthood, Dino?” Paulie stood up and clasped the big man round the neck and mussed his hair.
“Father Dino, you putz.” The former gangster turned man of the cloth looked around to see if any parishioners were startled and then resumed his reunion. “How did you find out I was assigned here?” he asked.
Paulie smirked “Please. Coldstone might as well be Mayberry the way people flap their fucking traps around here. Hey, you should come by the club. Got a slew of coozes that will burn your ball hair…” Paulie’s eyes caught the collar and he stopped cold. “Oh yeah. Well, there’s a boys little league team…” the two men smiled and silently noted the huge gaps in their current lifestyles.
“Well, big man. I just wanted to come by and see ya’s. If you need anything, Dino.” Dino nodded his gratitude and clasped his hands over Paulie’s.
“And same to you. If you or any of the guys needs ANYTHING. I’ll be here.” His smile almost knocked Paulie on his heels; it was the smile of a genuine peaceful man.
Paulie two-finger saluted his old comrade-in-arms and headed back to Tony’s.