HARDCASE
(The following is an edited transcript of an in-character AIM conversation between myself and RathBandu.)
Elmore shuffles over to Paulie's table, taking the Jester's nickname in stride. He makes sure to salute Lurch as Paulie stands and slaps Elmore on the shoulder. "You always did know how to treat the help right, Pants!"
"Something I picked up in Europe," Elmore says, taking a seat.
"I picked up somethin' in Europe too, but a few shots and it was gone!" Elmore laughs, a big, hearty laugh, and shakes his head. Paulie chuckles back as he sits back down again. "Get you somethin’?"
Elmore waves off the invitation – suddenly he’s all business. "I'd love to stay and have a drink, but I’m on deadline. Something has come to my attention. Understand you had a little trouble here today."
Paulie's eyebrows scrunch in confusion. "Trouble? What the hell you talkin' about?"
Elmore stabs a thumb towards the big glass window up front. "Your window's been recently repaired. I heard someone threw a brick into it."
Paulie laughs. "Slow news day, huh? What, nobody die?" His laughter sounds a little forced, even for him.
"No. Not yet." He leans in, and says in almost a whisper, "Are the feds hounding you again, Paulie? Off the record."
Paulie leans in as well. "You know damn well I know they're ain't no such thing as 'off the record.' And if the Feds have reduced themselves to tossin' bricks through my window, then they really gotta be scrapin' the bottom of the barrel." Paulie leans back. "You ask me, probably some workin' stiff who got stiff and then got turned down by one of the girls."
Elmore laughs again, leaning back in the seat. "The Feds are just like me....always looking for a good story."
"Yeah, only you actually find one now and then."
Elmore checks his watch. "Well, I gotta go. Guess it was nothing." He stands and watches the dancers for a moment.
Paulie rises to stop him. "Aw come on, stick around. Sinthia is gonna be on in a bit."
Elmore turns around, dead serious. "Paulie, I grew up in this town. Men like you built it. If you need anything...well, you know where to find me. And I guess I know where to find you." He shakes his head, as if the seriousness was fleeting. "Maybe I will stick around."
Paulie nods knowingly and gestures to Elmore's seat. "You've always done good by me. Stay. Have a drink or two, on me."
He gestures to Lurch, then points to Elmore and nods. Lurch nods back and starts pouring.
Elmore grins. "You got any of those world famous ribs still on the grill?" he says as he sits back down. "You know, I helped make those ribs world famous...."
Paulie rolls his eyes in mock dismay. "Yeah, I'm so sick of those fuckin' things, I could get rid of every girl in the joint and they'd still come for those things. Not that I'm gettin' rid of the girls any time soon," he adds with a wink.
Lurch walks over with a ice cold bottle of Killian's for Paulie and a glass of straight JD for Elmore. "Slab of ribs for the man, Lurch, lay the sauce on thick like he likes it." The big man nods and trundles off to the kitchen.
Elmore smiles. Like the other survivors of Silent Spring, Paulie is trying to make good. And that's all one can ask for. He takes a long sip of his JD and fixes a sly gaze on Paulie. "So, how are things with the 'little lady'," he asks.
Paulie nearly spits out his beer. "'Little lady'? Hey, there ain't no ring on this finger! Look, it is what it is -- she fucks me 'cause I help her make money, I fuck her 'cause, well, I'd have to be dead not to. We ain't pickin' out china patterns any time soon."
There's a pause, and Elmore can almost see the gears working in the Jester's head. Something's coming. Paulie takes another sip of his Killian's. "So you were pretty quick to assume it was the Feds did my redecoratin'. They up to somethin' in town?"
"Might be. Not sure." He pauses, not sure if he should go where he's about to. But something in Paulie's eyes tells him he's better not knowing this alone.
"There is...something else."
Paulie's eyebrows raise slightly. "Do tell."
"I trust you read my second book, one that was butchered into a movie? It talked about McCready, remember?"
"I skimmed it lookin' for mentions of my name, yeah."
"Well, maybe you heard this name, too. Wesley."
For a moment, Elmore is sure he sees fear wash across Paulie's face, just a fleeting instant, before it's replaced with the usual jokey bravado the Jester always wears. "Wesley? Heard it mentioned around, usually like our version of the boogey man. Pay your boss or Wesley's comin' to get ya."
"Yeah. Well, when I talked to McCready, he was just a rumor. Or so I thought."
"So what's the big deal? He comin' to Coldstone?"
"Could be. Could be he's already here." Elmore pauses -- this is it. Put up or shut up. He leans in again. "He called me at the office tonight."
Paulie frowns, which looks odd on him, and Elmore can tell it's more to hide his feelings than to show them. "He called you? What the fuck is he callin' you for?"
"I don't know. He said I ... interest him."
Paulie pulls a pen from inside his jacket and quickly jots a number on a napkin. He slides it over to Elmore. "That's my cell. He calls again, you call me, you got that? And if I start gettin' calls to change my long distance company, I ain't gonna be happy."
Elmore pockets the number inside his heavy jacket. He claps Paulie on the shoulder. "You're a good man."
Paulie tucks the pen away. "And you know better than that. Don't fuck me on this, Pants. Yeah, maybe I'm a little worried about you being involved with this guy, but it's my own skin I'm most concerned about."
"Don't worry about it. You're gonna make me a star again, remember?"
Paulie sits back and laughs. "Pants, a star ain't nothin' but a big ball of gas, and you're there already!"
Lurch arrives with a massive slab of ribs, hot and smelling like a million bucks. The meat barely clings to the bone. Paulie closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
"Ah, a little slice of heaven." He downs the rest of his Killian's in one long swallow and rises. "You sit and enjoy those, and I'll make sure Lurch keeps that glass full. Got some business to take care of." He winks. "And don't ask me her name!" He walks off, leaving to Elmore dig into his ribs and watch slow gyrations of the dancers.