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post #1 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:28pm
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Good people of CHUD, I need your help.

I have a voucher to spend $350,000.00 on a yatch at the local marina, but I have to use it by Thursday.

Then, last week I got a $400,000.00 bonus from dadders to go and buy a new summer home. Had to pass at an opportunity to get that home last week because I went to the wrong gated community by accident. Made a beeline for the right GC and a nice spokesman gave me first dibs at this week's showing. I'd really like to see the house before buying it as well, as a good portion of the marble in the house is from Cortona, an Italian city I visited last year. It would be a good date house, but I don't have a date outside of my wife yet.

Finally, I was informed by email this morning that I could obtain an early controlling interest to a minor tech company I was considering going to check out tomorrow night. But, there's a catch... the viewing is on Thursday night as well. I've been looking forward to seeing the company up close too. It doesn't go public until October 10th.

So my question is, "Where should I end up going to spend all my money?"

Speak!
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post #2 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:36pm
What the hell is a "yatch"?
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post #3 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:37pm
Why don't you just rub it in some more?

(I assume this is a joke)

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post #4 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:44pm
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
What the hell is a "yatch"?
Pimp slang for biatch.

As in: That yatch at the marine gave me crabs!
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post #5 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:45pm
Yeah but it's Canadian money-so it's not as much as it sounds.

Instead of the house can't you buy a blue or pink pegged baby? Or just buy Park Place and collect alot of rent. Stay away from Baltic Ave. and the railroads aren't what they are cracked up to be. Way too many union issues.
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post #6 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:47pm
Hey, here's a thought: quit fucking bragging.
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post #7 of 29
9/15/03 at 11:59pm
And now this lame joke has gone full circle.

When did you get so crotchety?
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post #8 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:00am
Thread Starter 
DING DING DING! Yando is today's winner!

Bateman, I'm not sure what you mean???
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post #9 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:02am
Here's an even better idea, give the money to me an' I'll go buy 10 realdolls, a life-time supply Mountain Dew, a DaLorean, a 6ft. ewok costume, an X-box, and 2 Wendy's junior bacon cheese burgers. I'd also rent the obstacle course from Double Dare, if it's still around, cuz I've always wanted to run through it.
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post #10 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:03am
Fuck the "yatch". Buy the summer home, Mike.
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post #11 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:03am
Thread Starter 
What the hell is a "yatch"?

Me no spell so good?
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post #12 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:03am
Quote:
Farmer Vincent's Fritters:
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
What the hell is a "yatch"?
Pimp slang for biatch.

As in: That yatch at the marine gave me crabs!
Marines carry their own yatch's now? Damn, those guys are tough.
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post #13 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:06am
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2 Wendy's junior bacon cheese burgers

Cubbington, consider it done!

No wait, before I buy anything, <a href="http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=010705" target="_blank">someone may be able to get you free burger coupons.</a>
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post #14 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:10am
Quote:
Van Jonesing:
Marines carry their own yatch's now? Damn, those guys are tough.
They have been known to buy a six pack of 'em at the marina.
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post #15 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:41am
Quote:
Mike Arsenault, DEAD IN ONE YEAR:
So my question is, "Where should I end up going to spend all my money?"
I have a paypal account. Feel free to use it.
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post #16 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:43am
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2 Wendy's junior bacon cheese burgers

Cubbington, consider it done!

No wait, before I buy anything, someone may be able to get you free burger coupons.
oooh ok now I see what you're up to. Damn, I guess I'll never get that Ewok costume.
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post #17 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:44am
Mike, where were you when Nelson was talking about how he made $80,000 in a day or whatever from some stock sale?

Honestly, dude...you're not aiming very high here.
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post #18 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:49am
A measley ten grand would do me a world of good right now.
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post #19 of 29
9/16/03 at 2:25am
Well, My checking account could use some money.
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post #20 of 29
9/16/03 at 6:17am
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Mike Arsenault, DEAD IN ONE YEAR:
Good people of CHUD, I need your help.

I have a voucher to spend $350,000.00 on a yatch at the local marina, but I have to use it by Thursday.

Then, last week I got a $400,000.00 bonus So my question is, "Where should I end up going to spend all my money?"

Speak!
Are you kidding us? After taxes you might have enough for a new thong, especially up there where you live. Besides, what they don't take from you in taxes you will have to pay in heating oil costs or caribou palimony ayments, so relax!

And you thought I wasn't keeping an eye on you. Hah!
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post #21 of 29
9/16/03 at 6:21am
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Will
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palimony ayments,
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Ayments are the price you have to pay after each sentence,ay.
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post #22 of 29
9/16/03 at 6:26am
Holy ...

Will, you're the first person I thought about when I first read this thread.

Welcome back!
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post #23 of 29
9/16/03 at 10:40am
This is a great thread, because Molinaro sure does like to brag about screenings.
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post #24 of 29
9/16/03 at 11:00am
And am I to believe that i'm the first one that actually made the connection to Molinaro's thread?
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post #25 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:40pm
Thread Starter 
Sorry Verbal, but that was Bateman and Yando who caught the reference first. And given that I posted the link to the offending thread above, I think everyone was in the know before you. Thread skimmer!

Will, ix-nay on the alimony-pay.

And Micah, I will indeed go after bigger fish. I missed that post you mentioned completely. Must have happened while I was in exile.
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post #26 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:42pm
Well, I thought Bateman thought this was about something not related to Molinaro, and I thought Yando was serious.

Guess i'm a n00b..still, this was funny.
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post #27 of 29
9/16/03 at 12:56pm
I knew it was related to Molinaro. I edited my post to clarify that.
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post #28 of 29
9/16/03 at 2:24pm
Although the post that started this post was kinda "odd", cut this guy a break sometimes. I don't think he was sitting at his keyboard giggling about how he "had one up" on the other chewers.

His delivery could've been different, but you guys are kicking the shit outta him. Granted, it's probably all in fun, and I've seen worse things said/done to other people on the boards here. I just didn't think he was trying to mock us or to rub it in our nose. I've seen other posters bragging about the swag they get or can get.

Maybe he coulda stated it different or offered the extra passes to local fellow chewers or something.

Anyway, whatever.
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post #29 of 29
9/16/03 at 3:09pm
Quote:
Micah Robinson:
Mike, where were you when Nelson was talking about how he made $80,000 in a day or whatever from some stock sale?

Honestly, dude...you're not aiming very high here.
Hey Mike, Micah is right. Don't spend that money NOW (or in the next couple of months). Invest, invest, and invest.

So you got $400,000 Cda., that's about $291,970 american dollars (which leaves you with approx. $131,117 after taxes in Canada. Holy shit, that's alot of taxes BTW). Put half away and invest the other half. PM me if you're interested in advice on stocks (I've never lost).
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