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Movies Bateman didn't like

post #1 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:26am
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Go.
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post #2 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:29am
Matrix Reloaded
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post #3 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:31am
Moonlight Mile
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post #4 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:36am
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Good one, Rath.

Is that the whole list?
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post #5 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:48am
There was one movie, he described it as "----is so bad, it makes Moonlight Mile look like high art." But I can't remember what it was.
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post #6 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:50am
A couple...

2 Fast 2 Furious
Resident Evil
Moonlight Mile
What Lies Beneath
Drive
The One
Hulk
Escape from LA
We Were Soldiers
U-Turn
Sex and Lucia
Bug's Life
Silence of the Lambs
Hard Core Logo
Meet the Feebles
Soldier
Under Siege
Legend
1492
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Body Shots
Lost World
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post #7 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:51am
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General Zod:
Matrix Reloaded
Ha.
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post #8 of 56
9/16/03 at 2:54am
We Were Soldiers, that was the one.
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post #9 of 56
9/16/03 at 7:21am
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Bateman has Cabin Fever:
Hulk
Escape from LA
U-Turn
Bug's Life
Silence of the Lambs
Meet the Feebles
Legend
And you like Spy Kids 2? Jeez...
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post #10 of 56
9/16/03 at 7:37am
How could anyone dislike "Meet The Feebles"? A pink plush hippo goes on a killing spree!

I don't know... kids today...
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post #11 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:15am
I am personally offended that he didn't like Legend.

Tom Cruise covered in glitter, Tim Curry in devil makeup, unicorns, what's not to like?
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post #12 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:18am
I think you dont have to write shit like meet the Feebles. Its a givin that the world thinks its shit.
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post #13 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:22am
Please, learn to fucking write properly. Why is it so many people in this world are devoid of basic English skills?
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post #14 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:23am
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Fett:
Please, learn to fucking write properly. Why is it so many people in this world are devoid of basic English skills?
Have I given you a cookie lately?
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post #15 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:25am
I don't think so. I could do with one right now.
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post #16 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:26am
Quote:
kittyinjammies:
I am personally offended that he didn't like Legend.

Tom Cruise covered in glitter, Tim Curry in devil makeup, unicorns, what's not to like?
The lack of a coherent story or script, for starters. Although Tim Curry was a sight to see, I'll give the movie that. His makeup and performance alone are the the only reasons I even give the movie a look-over every few years.

I seem to remember Bateman hating T3 with a passion.
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post #17 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:26am
Take 5!
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post #18 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:28am
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g-dude:
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kittyinjammies:
I am personally offended that he didn't like Legend.

Tom Cruise covered in glitter, Tim Curry in devil makeup, unicorns, what's not to like?
The lack of a coherent story or script, for starters. Although Tim Curry was a sight to see, I'll give the movie that. His makeup and performance alone are the the only reasons I even give the movie a look-over every few years.
Check out the special edition. It has 20 more minutes of cut scenes, and fleshes out the story nicely.
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post #19 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:32am
Is the thrust of this to point out that Bateman's a lenient, tolerant viewer ? There are worse crimes. Hell, I find something I like in every picture I watch...

Curious.
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post #20 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:38am
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Bateman is a gusher.
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post #21 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:43am
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Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Bateman is a gusher.
I didn't even know he did porn.
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post #22 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:44am
Whitehead beat me to it. Damn these slow typing hands of mine!
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post #23 of 56
9/16/03 at 10:45am
I'm not terribly lenient but I love "Legend". With the inserted footage it does make a bit more sense, as much sense as something so obviously built around atmosphere can (it is a Ridley Scott movie, after all).

The visuals are to die for, though, and Tim Curry rocks in his role.

And all this despite the fact that Tom Cruise in a mini-skirt makes me want to snicker derisively in a Muttley-esque fashion.

As for "Meet the Feebles", it is what it is. Back in the days when Peter Jackson was only known to potheads and ne'er-do-wells, this was the movie to watch while stoned, and viewed that way, it's absolutely fucking hilarious. I prefer Brain Dead and Bad Taste, but still, "Meet the Feebles" has lots of charm.

And furthermore, "Sodomy" is the greatest musical number ever committed to celluloid. If you disagree, I will come around to your house and kill you. So be warned.
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post #24 of 56
9/16/03 at 11:32am
This is still a dumb idea for a thread, because you'd think this site is for people that love movies. I'm not sorry that I enjoy more films than others, I consider myself lucky.
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post #25 of 56
9/16/03 at 11:35am
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Alice Is Pretty In Pink:
As for "Meet the Feebles", it is what it is.
I saw Feebles recently, and the shock value was non-existent due to the constant barrage of ultra vulgar animation that I have seen. That's not to say the film was revolutionary or edgy at it's release, but it's too late for it too make me uneasy so I got bored. Simple enough.

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g-dude:
I seem to remember Bateman hating T3 with a passion.
That is an understatement, but I loved Ghostbusters.

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post #26 of 56
9/16/03 at 1:08pm
Quote:
Fett:
Please, learn to fucking write properly. Why is it so many people in this world are devoid of basic English skills?
You should change your name to Blunt and that post would be the greatest post ever.
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post #27 of 56
9/16/03 at 1:23pm
Thanks for making my day, you magnificent bastard.
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post #28 of 56
9/16/03 at 1:28pm
Dear Bateman,

Sex and Lucia is high art and a very cool film to boot!
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post #29 of 56
9/16/03 at 1:29pm
So is Buttman Volume 8.
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post #30 of 56
9/16/03 at 1:32pm
Pah. Fool. Don't you know it's reverse of the Star Trek law - the odd numbers are the superior installments...
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post #31 of 56
9/16/03 at 7:11pm
[quote]Bateman has Cabin Fever:
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Originally posted by g-dude:
<strong>I seem to remember Bateman hating T3 with a passion.
That is an understatement, but I loved Ghostbusters.
Then you, sir, like Jeebus, are all right with me.

*hands Bateman a Crunch bar*

You...you've earned this.
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post #32 of 56
9/16/03 at 8:14pm
I find it more entertainig when we pick on Bateman for his more legitimate faults. Taste in movies? I can't comment on yours because I liked the movie Clue. I really liked some of the stuff on your list.

What the fuck am I doing? This is entirely too positive of me.

Bateman, you're a dick.
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post #33 of 56
9/16/03 at 8:21pm
I'd rather have a "Movies Batman didn't like" thread.
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post #34 of 56
9/16/03 at 8:26pm
I assume that list would be:
Batman: The Movie
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman and Robin

Lord knows I hated them.

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post #35 of 56
9/17/03 at 11:10pm
Kazaam
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post #36 of 56
9/17/03 at 11:37pm
I think the most horrid thing about this thread is that it's devoted to the likes and dislikes of a non-entity.

The guy likes movies? I thought the only thing he liked was cyber...

Paging Doctor Martinez...
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post #37 of 56
9/17/03 at 11:57pm
Classy.
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post #38 of 56
9/18/03 at 12:12am
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SO where's STAR CHAMBER now??
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post #39 of 56
9/18/03 at 12:33am
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Hey you're right!

But this was a thread that is allowable, calling attention to a user's quirks or whatnot. Bateman's a hyperbolizer and a gusher. We all know it.

But Pollock's post, like all of his posts, is a nasty little attack that, had I posted it, would have had you in a glue huffing rage to post in the Threads That Annoy You forum.
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post #40 of 56
9/18/03 at 1:17am
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Your late night rants certainly often sound like they come from sharing a glass pipe with jabba, so I'll keep calling em as I see em.
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post #41 of 56
9/18/03 at 1:31am
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Stop whining.
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post #42 of 56
9/18/03 at 6:48am
Again, a movie fan is hyperbolic in his fanatcism for movie on a fan site.

Stop the presses.
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post #43 of 56
9/18/03 at 7:44am
Quote:
Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Hey you're right!
But Pollock's post, like all of his posts, is a nasty little attack...
"Like all of my posts"? Are you tweaking NOW, you greasy, feeble, pill-popping bag o' douche?

From what I've been made to understand, your little site was a maelstrom of ripping on the kid for quite some time - I take one cheesy little shot and you're gonna' run to his defense like you're the ACLU?

Fuck. You.
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post #44 of 56
9/18/03 at 8:51am
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Fett:
Please, learn to fucking write properly. Why is it so many people in this world are devoid of basic English skills?
Hm.. tricky one. Maybe because so many people in this world don't have english as their mother tongue? Or maybe because they're just happy about being able to communicate and don't really give a rat's uncle about spelling and flawless grammar. I don't know... me, I'm just glad I didn't skip english classes to go play videogames or something.
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post #45 of 56
9/18/03 at 10:52am
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Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Stop whining.
Who's your daddy and what does he do?
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post #46 of 56
9/18/03 at 11:47am
Quote:
kittyinjammies:
I am personally offended that he didn't like Legend.

Tom Cruise covered in glitter, Tim Curry in devil makeup, unicorns, what's not to like?
The fact that he squats a lot while not wearing pants.
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post #47 of 56
9/18/03 at 11:57am
You still don't see anything though. Believe me, I've tried. Despite myself.
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post #48 of 56
9/18/03 at 12:05pm
This thread will be closed in five seconds...
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post #49 of 56
9/18/03 at 12:20pm
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Quote:
Craig 'Hot Animal' Bierko:
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Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Hey you're right!
But Pollock's post, like all of his posts, is a nasty little attack...
"Like all of my posts"? Are you tweaking NOW, you greasy, feeble, pill-popping bag o' douche?

From what I've been made to understand, your little site was a maelstrom of ripping on the kid for quite some time - I take one cheesy little shot and you're gonna' run to his defense like you're the ACLU?

Fuck. You.
How's the lurking?

And how's that deal with Mutant Enemy coming along?
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post #50 of 56
9/18/03 at 6:43pm
Wow. That was the best you could do.

Fantastic. I mean, really.

And who needs to lurk when I get the gist from the kids that hang out there? I mean - they post here too...ever occur to ya'?
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