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Nunziata is not the Big Kahuna (apparently)

post #1 of 20
9/24/03 at 8:30am
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Ok, I'm pretty new to this forum (but not to chud.com), so maybe you all know the answer to this already, in which case, dear moderators, feel free to just terminate this topic.

The thing is this: why is Nick Nunziata "member #3" in this forum? I thought he was the main man, the head honcho, the big kahuna, the big gun, the... well, you get the point. Now, instead, I find out that the Nunz is simply a henchman who apparently does all the grisly work for two very secret movie gurus behind the scenes. Quite disturbing. Who are these mysterious members #1 and #2?

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post #2 of 20
9/24/03 at 8:36am
Before the cavalcade of comedy answers: Test accounts.
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post #3 of 20
9/24/03 at 8:44am
Now now Dan, you know that there are two members of the Illuminati lurking around under the #1 & #2 logins. Why continue the denial?
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post #4 of 20
9/24/03 at 8:51am
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Dan Whitehead:
Before the cavalcade of comedy answers: Test accounts.
Ehm... is it a qualified guess, or do you know for sure, Dan? I mean, if i ran a forum i'd try a few test accounts, yes, but then i'd eliminate them, just to give myself the #1 spot. (Web-omnipotence can go to your head, i'm afraid).

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post #5 of 20
9/24/03 at 8:57am
If you'd done a search you would know that they were Test accounts like Dan said. No big secrets.
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post #6 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:02am
Once you get 100 posts, you'll get an email with the real answer. Just be patient, grasshopper.

edit: should have been 1000 posts.

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post #7 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:14am
I never got that email.
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post #8 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:20am
I'm #2...

I'm #2...

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post #9 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:25am
You are not a number, you are a free man!
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post #10 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:28am
#1 & #2 are reserved for pee & poo. Case closed.
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post #11 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:42am
I'm 86.
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post #12 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:45am
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NervousXtian, gonzo journalist.:
If you'd done a search you would know that they were Test accounts like Dan said. No big secrets.
Whoa; easy there. Didn't mean to get the forum veterans upset. I tried using the search function with the member numbers 1 and 2, but it's a tricky bastard 'cause it forces you to choose a forum subcategory ("the chewers", "dvdiscussions", etc) so after i didn't find any matching articles in a couple of them, i simply gave up. Is there a function for searching out members instead of postings? I haven't found one.

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PS: maybe the Nunz kept #3 'cause he doesn't like showing off.

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post #13 of 20
9/24/03 at 9:50am
<a href="http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=66&t=001233&p=" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=66&t=001233&p=</a>
Ciao!
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post #14 of 20
9/24/03 at 10:32am
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Thank you BobClark, sir. I'm kind of dissatisfied, though. I was hoping to find out something really juicy about this; you know, like... how the Nunz had started CHUD with two business partners (#1 and #2) and then had them ruthlessly removed, or made them an offer they couldn't refuse. Instead they're just test accounts: man, i'm disappointed!

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post #15 of 20
9/24/03 at 10:34am
So quick to believe.
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post #16 of 20
9/24/03 at 10:38am
OK, the first two accounts on a movie-related message board are always - in accordance with Internet superstition - held aside for each of Philip Seymour Hoffman's nipples.
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post #17 of 20
9/24/03 at 10:41am
I'm not the Big Kahuna, but I'm still a tasty burger.
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post #18 of 20
9/24/03 at 10:41am
But Hoffman has a superflous third nipple!
Hmm, come to think of it, I've never seen Nick and Philip Seymour Hoffman's third nipple in the same room at the same time...
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post #19 of 20
9/24/03 at 10:53am
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
I'm not the Big Kahuna, but I'm still a tasty burger.
And the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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post #20 of 20
9/24/03 at 3:17pm
Quote:
Dan Whitehead:
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Nick Nunziata:
I'm not the Big Kahuna, but I'm still a tasty burger.
And the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Or so his wife says.
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