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The Personal Insults Thread (non-Devin)

post #1 of 47
9/24/03 at 2:03pm
Thread Starter 
I figured I'd start this up so I don't have to read 9 pages of Devin hate.
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post #2 of 47
9/24/03 at 2:05pm
DJ Dylan couldn't germinate a raptor despite having tried multiple times.
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post #3 of 47
9/24/03 at 2:14pm
Clarification: let's say someone wanted to call me a mini-Devin. Does that go here or there?
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post #4 of 47
9/24/03 at 2:39pm
Both. Better be on the safe side.
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post #5 of 47
9/24/03 at 2:43pm
I don't think you're a mini-Devin Flyarz. You can be your very own brand of ass!
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post #6 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:32pm
Flyars is the quick striking surgical ass.

Uses a surgical knife as opposed to a nuke.

Is this an insult or a compliment?
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post #7 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:34pm
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
I figured I'd start this up so I don't have to read 9 pages of Devin hate.
You know, I don't think it's the thread that's the problem.
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post #8 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:42pm
Connigit is a FOOL for not avoiding what was specifically stated as not to be in here and then posting what some of us think!

Shame!

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post #9 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:46pm
Some of you think? That's news.
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post #10 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:48pm
Wait, doens't it negate everything if Devin posts in here? It's like starting over.
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post #11 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:49pm
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Sammy Jankis, mom's favorite:
Wait, doens't it negate everything if Devin posts in here? It's like starting over.
No, it just means he can call us all assholes, but we can't return the insult in kind.
You know, just like any other thread.
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post #12 of 47
9/24/03 at 3:57pm
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Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Some of you think? That's news.
Yes indeed we do.

Is this first page news? Below the crease? Business section?
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post #13 of 47
9/24/03 at 4:01pm
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CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
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Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Some of you think? That's news.
Yes indeed we do.

Is this first page news? Below the crease? Business section?
For some, it goes under Lifestyle. For others, it's strictly the comics.

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post #14 of 47
9/24/03 at 4:05pm
"Take it outside, God-boy."
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post #15 of 47
9/24/03 at 4:08pm
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Jacob Singer:
"Take it outside, God-boy."
But where exactly?
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post #16 of 47
9/24/03 at 5:01pm
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
"Take it outside, God-boy."
Okaliedokalie!

I mean, suck it, you devil-heathen-sodomite.
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post #17 of 47
9/25/03 at 2:56am
Thomas galvin is a homophobic blinded-by-righteousness fundementalist.

Delude is a slow learner. Atoms at absolute zero slow

Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.

Connigt is a hot-head. He throws a spazz at a coin before it's dropped(just read his post in this thread). He holds grudges and condones vigilanteism.

BobClarke does his own thing. Too bad it's mostly an annoying, stupid, thing.

qwerty is retarded. And I'm accounting his age, which is 14.
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post #18 of 47
9/25/03 at 3:58am
If you are on this list, I don't like you:

Delude
billylove
Brian Ross
DJ Dylan
Manning
BobClark
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post #19 of 47
9/25/03 at 5:47am
Rath likes to put wieners in the microwave and watch them explode, because he doesn't prick them with a fork before hand.
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post #20 of 47
9/25/03 at 8:20am
Oh, yeah, and if the latest burst of psychotic vitrol from jabbadonut wasn't so dammed frightingly hilarious, I'd block his ass.
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post #21 of 47
9/25/03 at 9:20am
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qwerty uiop:
Wow, how incredibly telling that a second insult thread must be started because of the mass hatred that ONE single poster generates. What do you think he did to deserve that?
I'm not familiar with this Devin-character's work, but but after posting this I'm gonna check it out. This sounds extremely fascinating! Just to get the jist of it: what's his M.O.? Is he just controversial all the time (like claiming that "Lethal Weapon 4" is a much better film than "Citizen Cane" and stuff like that), or does he just insult everybody on sight?

I love this message board!

[slowpulse]
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post #22 of 47
9/25/03 at 9:43am
Thanks for the new sig, Adam Warren.
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post #23 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:13am
Quote:
Adam Warren:
Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.
Huh?
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post #24 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:37am
Quote:
Rath/Brendan:
If you are on this list, I don't like you:

Delude
billylove
Brian Ross
DJ Dylan
Manning
BobClark
And yet if you met me in person you'd love me.

Or, still hate me.

One of those.

You told what to think college boy! wink
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post #25 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:38am
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Adm. Eucalyptus (BeerDie-ologist):
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Adam Warren:
Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.
Huh?
Maybe he meant to switch us?
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post #26 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:40am
You calling me "told what to think college boy" is hi-fucking-larious, seeing as how you are the poster boy for brain dead blind acceptance of whatever your polticial leaders/government/church tells you, despite how much they are fuckin' ya in the ass. Go to hell, zombie.
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post #27 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:43am
Ah, so much hate.

Oh how it taints the young mind.
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post #28 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:45am
Hey, did you know Christopher Lee is not just an actor...

<a href="http://www.joshclaybourn.com/blog/archives/001266.html" target="_blank">http://www.joshclaybourn.com/blog/archives/001266.html</a>
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post #29 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:47am
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CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
Hey, did you know Christopher Lee is not just an actor...]
Hate for bigots and idiots and moron republicans? Sure.
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post #30 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:49am
And what in the name of Patrica Arquette's bra does that Christopher Lee link have to do with this thread?
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post #31 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:53am
You know, I can understand getting angry at things posted by anyone here, but to sustain that hate for a name on a messageboard is just kinda, well to use a Devin word, creepy.

Because believe it or not I don't hate Dev. I may get hot under the collar sometimes but it's not worth it to keep it going. Hell, he posts some pretty funny front page articles ( <a href="http://www.chud.com" target="_blank">www.chud.com</a> ) sometimes. Got to give him credit where credit is due.

And even I don't think you're brainwashed. Just a little too impressionable. Not a bad thing, you just have to keep a good hold of yourself. And I'm sure you'll be fine.

Or else you'll end up like Adam. Daaaaaaaaangerous territory there.
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post #32 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:57am
Quote:
Rath/Brendan:
And what in the name of Patrica Arquette's bra does that Christopher Lee link have to do with this thread?
A cry for help?
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post #33 of 47
9/25/03 at 10:58am
Hate may have been too strong a word. I don't like you because of some of the attitudes you have posted on this board. I don't like you, and your condesending attitude towards me in this thread isn't helping. Also, what does that link have to do with this thread?
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post #34 of 47
9/25/03 at 11:01am
Fair enough.

Thanks for explaining.

And attitude is a very difficult thing to judge on a messageboard.

I can only imagine that Jacob is destroying the room around him while appearing to be perfectly calm while posting...
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post #35 of 47
9/25/03 at 11:02am
A-Pathetic,
Now I remember you! You're the conspiracy theorist who thought I was trying to deliberately get one of Devin's threads shut down. As if I thought that would show him a thing or two.
Okay, yes. You are stupid.
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post #36 of 47
9/25/03 at 11:33am
Tell me, what the shit-fuck is my problem ?
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post #37 of 47
9/25/03 at 11:43am
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Straxboy Loves Cans-ada:
Tell me, what the shit-fuck is my problem ?
You were able to gaze upon the loveliness of Maggie Q and the rest of us....didn't.
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post #38 of 47
9/25/03 at 11:56am
Gaze ? She practically sat on my lap...
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post #39 of 47
9/25/03 at 12:05pm
Quote:
Straxboy Loves Cans-ada:
Gaze ? She practically sat on my lap...
Okay that is FAR more than a problem buddy!
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post #40 of 47
9/25/03 at 12:37pm
Quote:
BobClark:
A-Pathetic,
Now I remember you! You're the conspiracy theorist who thought I was trying to deliberately get one of Devin's threads shut down. As if I thought that would show him a thing or two.
Okay, yes. You are stupid.
Zing again! I'm falling behind...
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post #41 of 47
9/25/03 at 12:47pm
Isn't any thread on a privately owned website, dedicated to "insults", kind of like Queen Elizabeth on Blackadder saying "You may speak freely."?
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post #42 of 47
9/25/03 at 4:28pm
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Adm. Eucalyptus (BeerDie-ologist):
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Adam Warren:
Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.
Huh?
Ha! I mistook you for Delude in this thread. Must be the 'religion-in-brackets' thing.

Still, you're wiener.
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post #43 of 47
9/25/03 at 4:30pm
That should read, "Still, you're a wiener."
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post #44 of 47
9/25/03 at 4:31pm
I get really frustrated when people pull the race card for no reason, especially when no one is talking about race. "Probably not the best word..." Right. He didn't buy a dictionary because he didn't want to put a penny in the liberals pocket.

Billylove, you are an idiot.
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post #45 of 47
9/25/03 at 4:33pm
And a goober.
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post #46 of 47
9/25/03 at 4:35pm
Also, I don't hate anyone. Either:

A) I think you're stupid.

B) I think you're a pest because you disagree with me.

Probably both.
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post #47 of 47
9/25/03 at 4:37pm
Quote:
Adam Warren:
That should read, "Still, you're a wiener."
Will you be my hot dog bun?
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