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The Personal Insults Thread (non-Devin)

post #1 of 47
Thread Starter 
I figured I'd start this up so I don't have to read 9 pages of Devin hate.
post #2 of 47
DJ Dylan couldn't germinate a raptor despite having tried multiple times.
post #3 of 47
Clarification: let's say someone wanted to call me a mini-Devin. Does that go here or there?
post #4 of 47
Both. Better be on the safe side.
post #5 of 47
I don't think you're a mini-Devin Flyarz. You can be your very own brand of ass!
post #6 of 47
Flyars is the quick striking surgical ass.

Uses a surgical knife as opposed to a nuke.

Is this an insult or a compliment?
post #7 of 47
Quote:
Nick Nunziata:
I figured I'd start this up so I don't have to read 9 pages of Devin hate.
You know, I don't think it's the thread that's the problem.
post #8 of 47
Connigit is a FOOL for not avoiding what was specifically stated as not to be in here and then posting what some of us think!

Shame!

post #9 of 47
Some of you think? That's news.
post #10 of 47
Wait, doens't it negate everything if Devin posts in here? It's like starting over.
post #11 of 47
Quote:
Sammy Jankis, mom's favorite:
Wait, doens't it negate everything if Devin posts in here? It's like starting over.
No, it just means he can call us all assholes, but we can't return the insult in kind.
You know, just like any other thread.
post #12 of 47
Quote:
Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Some of you think? That's news.
Yes indeed we do.

Is this first page news? Below the crease? Business section?
post #13 of 47
Quote:
CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
Quote:
Devin vs Major Frank Burns:
Some of you think? That's news.
Yes indeed we do.

Is this first page news? Below the crease? Business section?
For some, it goes under Lifestyle. For others, it's strictly the comics.

post #14 of 47
"Take it outside, God-boy."
post #15 of 47
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
"Take it outside, God-boy."
But where exactly?
post #16 of 47
Quote:
Jacob Singer:
"Take it outside, God-boy."
Okaliedokalie!

I mean, suck it, you devil-heathen-sodomite.
post #17 of 47
Thomas galvin is a homophobic blinded-by-righteousness fundementalist.

Delude is a slow learner. Atoms at absolute zero slow

Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.

Connigt is a hot-head. He throws a spazz at a coin before it's dropped(just read his post in this thread). He holds grudges and condones vigilanteism.

BobClarke does his own thing. Too bad it's mostly an annoying, stupid, thing.

qwerty is retarded. And I'm accounting his age, which is 14.
post #18 of 47
If you are on this list, I don't like you:

Delude
billylove
Brian Ross
DJ Dylan
Manning
BobClark
post #19 of 47
Rath likes to put wieners in the microwave and watch them explode, because he doesn't prick them with a fork before hand.
post #20 of 47
Oh, yeah, and if the latest burst of psychotic vitrol from jabbadonut wasn't so dammed frightingly hilarious, I'd block his ass.
post #21 of 47
Quote:
qwerty uiop:
Wow, how incredibly telling that a second insult thread must be started because of the mass hatred that ONE single poster generates. What do you think he did to deserve that?
I'm not familiar with this Devin-character's work, but but after posting this I'm gonna check it out. This sounds extremely fascinating! Just to get the jist of it: what's his M.O.? Is he just controversial all the time (like claiming that "Lethal Weapon 4" is a much better film than "Citizen Cane" and stuff like that), or does he just insult everybody on sight?

I love this message board!

[slowpulse]
post #22 of 47
Thanks for the new sig, Adam Warren.
post #23 of 47
Quote:
Adam Warren:
Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.
Huh?
post #24 of 47
Quote:
Rath/Brendan:
If you are on this list, I don't like you:

Delude
billylove
Brian Ross
DJ Dylan
Manning
BobClark
And yet if you met me in person you'd love me.

Or, still hate me.

One of those.

You told what to think college boy! wink
post #25 of 47
Quote:
Adm. Eucalyptus (BeerDie-ologist):
Quote:
Adam Warren:
Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.
Huh?
Maybe he meant to switch us?
post #26 of 47
You calling me "told what to think college boy" is hi-fucking-larious, seeing as how you are the poster boy for brain dead blind acceptance of whatever your polticial leaders/government/church tells you, despite how much they are fuckin' ya in the ass. Go to hell, zombie.
post #27 of 47
Ah, so much hate.

Oh how it taints the young mind.
post #28 of 47
Hey, did you know Christopher Lee is not just an actor...

<a href="http://www.joshclaybourn.com/blog/archives/001266.html" target="_blank">http://www.joshclaybourn.com/blog/archives/001266.html</a>
post #29 of 47
Quote:
CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
Hey, did you know Christopher Lee is not just an actor...]
Hate for bigots and idiots and moron republicans? Sure.
post #30 of 47
And what in the name of Patrica Arquette's bra does that Christopher Lee link have to do with this thread?
post #31 of 47
You know, I can understand getting angry at things posted by anyone here, but to sustain that hate for a name on a messageboard is just kinda, well to use a Devin word, creepy.

Because believe it or not I don't hate Dev. I may get hot under the collar sometimes but it's not worth it to keep it going. Hell, he posts some pretty funny front page articles ( <a href="http://www.chud.com" target="_blank">www.chud.com</a> ) sometimes. Got to give him credit where credit is due.

And even I don't think you're brainwashed. Just a little too impressionable. Not a bad thing, you just have to keep a good hold of yourself. And I'm sure you'll be fine.

Or else you'll end up like Adam. Daaaaaaaaangerous territory there.
post #32 of 47
Quote:
Rath/Brendan:
And what in the name of Patrica Arquette's bra does that Christopher Lee link have to do with this thread?
A cry for help?
post #33 of 47
Hate may have been too strong a word. I don't like you because of some of the attitudes you have posted on this board. I don't like you, and your condesending attitude towards me in this thread isn't helping. Also, what does that link have to do with this thread?
post #34 of 47
Fair enough.

Thanks for explaining.

And attitude is a very difficult thing to judge on a messageboard.

I can only imagine that Jacob is destroying the room around him while appearing to be perfectly calm while posting...
post #35 of 47
A-Pathetic,
Now I remember you! You're the conspiracy theorist who thought I was trying to deliberately get one of Devin's threads shut down. As if I thought that would show him a thing or two.
Okay, yes. You are stupid.
post #36 of 47
Tell me, what the shit-fuck is my problem ?
post #37 of 47
Quote:
Straxboy Loves Cans-ada:
Tell me, what the shit-fuck is my problem ?
You were able to gaze upon the loveliness of Maggie Q and the rest of us....didn't.
post #38 of 47
Gaze ? She practically sat on my lap...
post #39 of 47
Quote:
Straxboy Loves Cans-ada:
Gaze ? She practically sat on my lap...
Okay that is FAR more than a problem buddy!
post #40 of 47
Quote:
BobClark:
A-Pathetic,
Now I remember you! You're the conspiracy theorist who thought I was trying to deliberately get one of Devin's threads shut down. As if I thought that would show him a thing or two.
Okay, yes. You are stupid.
Zing again! I'm falling behind...
post #41 of 47
Isn't any thread on a privately owned website, dedicated to "insults", kind of like Queen Elizabeth on Blackadder saying "You may speak freely."?
post #42 of 47
Quote:
Adm. Eucalyptus (BeerDie-ologist):
Quote:
Adam Warren:
Capt. is a wiener; he can sneak-out a jibe, even with nose firmly planted in asshole.
Huh?
Ha! I mistook you for Delude in this thread. Must be the 'religion-in-brackets' thing.

Still, you're wiener.
post #43 of 47
That should read, "Still, you're a wiener."
post #44 of 47
I get really frustrated when people pull the race card for no reason, especially when no one is talking about race. "Probably not the best word..." Right. He didn't buy a dictionary because he didn't want to put a penny in the liberals pocket.

Billylove, you are an idiot.
post #45 of 47
And a goober.
post #46 of 47
Also, I don't hate anyone. Either:

A) I think you're stupid.

B) I think you're a pest because you disagree with me.

Probably both.
post #47 of 47
Quote:
Adam Warren:
That should read, "Still, you're a wiener."
Will you be my hot dog bun?
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