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post #1 of 42
9/25/03 at 3:14pm
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I've been at work for 5 hours now and just noticed I'm wearing white crew socks along with my usually dapper atire. That sucks.
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post #2 of 42
9/25/03 at 3:24pm
Rebel.
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post #3 of 42
9/25/03 at 3:28pm
Got up this morning, showered, put on underwear and white socks... slapped self awake, cried, took off white comfy socks, put on thin black socks. Cried again.
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post #4 of 42
9/25/03 at 3:44pm
Wearing all black today (cept the undies) and I find my pants are ready for a flood.

Lovely.

I'm switching to black jeans from now on...
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post #5 of 42
9/25/03 at 5:24pm
I dressed in the dark this morning and am wearing a combo of a purplish golf shirt and an olive green pair of Dockers.

Everyone who looks at me bleeds from the eyes. I am Cesar Romero's bitch.
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post #6 of 42
9/25/03 at 6:14pm
Quote:
Farmer Vincent's Fritters:
I dressed in the dark this morning and am wearing a combo of a purplish golf shirt and an olive green pair of Dockers.

Everyone who looks at me bleeds from the eyes. I am Cesar Romero's bitch.
Welcome to the club.
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post #7 of 42
9/25/03 at 6:35pm
I didn't zip my fly this morning. Thank god for not tucking my shirt in.
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post #8 of 42
9/25/03 at 6:51pm
If there was ever a thread that reminded me that I need to do laundry today...
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post #9 of 42
9/25/03 at 6:56pm
I've been wearing the samething all week. Welcome to the life of a construction worker boys & girls!
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post #10 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:15pm
I got up this morning about 9:45, put on some shorts, a t-shirt and some confy socks, sat in my recliner and watched a movie, occasionally getting up for coffee.

I eventually mowed my yard, which prompted me to change into some different shorts and a different t-shirt.
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post #11 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:20pm
Since the batch of Pizza Hut wings I had last night treated my innards like a Phantasm sphere would a bunch of unsuspecting teenagers, I called in sick to work today. The resulting wardrobe is a pair of gym shorts and a bath robe. I feel like a more exhibitionist Arthur Dent.
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post #12 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:25pm
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Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
I got up this morning about 9:45, put on some shorts, a t-shirt and some confy socks, sat in my recliner and watched a movie, occasionally getting up for coffee.

I eventually mowed my yard, which prompted me to change into some different shorts and a different t-shirt.
Son of a BISCUIT!
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post #13 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:27pm
Guess what I'm going to wear tomorrow...
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post #14 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:27pm
Quote:
Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
I got up this morning about 9:45, put on some shorts, a t-shirt and some confy socks, sat in my recliner and watched a movie, occasionally getting up for coffee.

I eventually mowed my yard, which prompted me to change into some different shorts and a different t-shirt.
Did you play with your kitties?
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post #15 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:27pm
Quote:
Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
Guess what I'm going to wear tomorrow...
Son of a CHEESE BISCUIT!
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post #16 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:28pm
And tomorrow night, at work...I'll wear jeans and a t-shirt. HAHAhahahaha!
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post #17 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:36pm
Quote:
CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
Welcome to the club.
It's a club for people that dress like carny folk, right?
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post #18 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:36pm
And tomorrow night while you're at work I'll be wearing my PJ's! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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post #19 of 42
9/25/03 at 7:40pm
Quote:
Farmer Vincent's Fritters:
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CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
Welcome to the club.
It's a club for people that dress like carny folk, right?
No, just prepared for anything.

Myself: Floods

You: A Shakespeare play

Something like that...
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post #20 of 42
9/26/03 at 12:06am
Quote:
CTDeLude (CHUDpublican):
You: A Shakespeare play
Tommorow, I will be reprising my Tony nominated performance as Stray #6 from Cats.

Now where did I put those orange leg warmers?
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post #21 of 42
9/26/03 at 4:59am
Damn! I forgot to return those! Sorry Farmer!
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post #22 of 42
9/26/03 at 8:18am
Quote:
Farmer Vincent's Fritters:
Everyone who looks at me bleeds from the eyes. I am Cesar Romero's bitch.
I don't care who you are, that was funny!
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post #23 of 42
9/26/03 at 1:14pm
Well-dressed with a nudist streak(NPI) over here. Also, shoe issues.
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post #24 of 42
9/26/03 at 1:16pm
Done up right today.

Cept the jeans are a little more faded than I like.
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post #25 of 42
9/26/03 at 1:18pm
And folks — tennis socks. Pushing things, but the comfy whiteness can be hidden.
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post #26 of 42
9/26/03 at 1:23pm
Quote:
Adam Warren:
And folks — tennis socks. Pushing things, but the comfy whiteness can be hidden.
You're a wild man Adam.

Wild.
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post #27 of 42
9/26/03 at 1:51pm
Shorts and a t-shirt today again...
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post #28 of 42
9/26/03 at 1:52pm
The other night at work, I went to go take a leak and could not find the pee-hole in my undies.

I had my boxers on backwards.
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post #29 of 42
9/26/03 at 2:35pm
Boxers on backwards... that made me chuckle.

Honestly... It's a miracle I even leave the house with pants on.
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post #30 of 42
9/26/03 at 3:30pm
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Hubris: The Great White Pimp:
The other night at work, I went to go take a leak and could not find the pee-hole in my undies.

I had my boxers on backwards.
Hmm...this gives me an idea. I will make boxers with the opening on both sides, that way you won't have to pull them down performing either function. They will be adorned with tiny unicorns.

I will make millions.
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post #31 of 42
9/26/03 at 3:38pm
I'm just amazed that someone uses the "pee-hole".
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post #32 of 42
9/26/03 at 3:41pm
Real men go over the top, dude.
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post #33 of 42
9/26/03 at 3:47pm
Well, there go my dreams. Thanks, guys. Thanks alot.
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post #34 of 42
9/26/03 at 7:58pm
Quote:
Social's neither here nor there:
Damn! I forgot to return those! Sorry Farmer!
Please return my natty fake cat ears and whiskers as well. It's Friday night and I need 'em...
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post #35 of 42
9/26/03 at 10:08pm
Quote:
Farmer Vincent's Fritters:
Quote:
Social's neither here nor there:
Damn! I forgot to return those! Sorry Farmer!
Please return my natty fake cat ears and whiskers as well. It's Friday night and I need 'em...
(Puts on pouting face) But...but...but....I was going to wear them tonight!!!
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post #36 of 42
9/27/03 at 2:13pm
Ha, HA!

I can top all of you!

..........I wear girl's pants. Intentionally.

Yes, it's true. Right now I wear a 12, but next week I'll go to Mervyn's and buy a couple of pairs of 10's.

I'm thinking about going for an 8, but they may be too small, and I kind of have a rule about buying every pair that I try on, so that girls won't have to wear something after I do.

Hey, if fucking Levi's isn't going to make a pair of stretch jeans available for guys, then I'll keep taking my business to Gloria Vanderbilt.

That stupid tag on the back with the two horses pulling on the jeans is bullshit anyway. I bought like 8 pairs of Levi's 501's recently, and in two months I had snapped all of them but one.

(All at the crotch.)

See, regular jeans can't handle sweat; when they get wet they have alot more traction, and this causes quick wearing (kind of like sanding something down) at the crotch.

If the jeans stretch, then, even if there is a hole worn, they don't really reach a point where they just rip open.

Besides, it goes with my M.O. of being a Glampire.

(Hey, it's the price you pay if you want to NOT look like a fuckin' 13 year old raver. What the fuck is it with every company's jeans nowadays looking like the jean version of fucking M.C. Hammer pants?)
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post #37 of 42
9/27/03 at 2:57pm
Umm, wow. Okay.

Umm.

Anyhow. I wear white socks everyday, with the right shoe, pants combo nobody will ever notice. Besides at work I am always standing, never sitting, so the chance to see my socks don't match is nil.
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post #38 of 42
9/27/03 at 3:07pm
Agent Back Smith wins.
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post #39 of 42
9/27/03 at 4:06pm
I have six, count them, six T-shirts with a small Nike swish embroidered on the left chest. They are all different colors. I wear one each night I go to work. The shoe company I work for doesn't particularly like that I wear a branded shirt from another shoe company to work. I don't particularly give a rat's ass.
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post #40 of 42
9/27/03 at 4:14pm
Heh, I remember a bunch of my friends telling me about how fast food joints have these wacky rules forcing employees to change out of their uniform before going to eat at another resteraunt.
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post #41 of 42
9/28/03 at 2:38am
Quote:
Sammy Jankis, mom's favorite:
Real men go over the top, dude.
I usually wear a belt.
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post #42 of 42
9/28/03 at 2:41am
And that, ladies, is why Hubris was considered for the lead in 'Wonderland'.
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