I've been wiping my ass with this tread, but not my nose. I do have some standards...

And I go to the doctor at 11 today. Hopefully he can find a cure for me. I've been gone from work the past two days, I wonder if I'll go tonight. I guess if the doc gives me some magic stuff, we'll see. I'm beginning to wonder if I have walking pnemonia. I've got some nasty virus action going on in my chest.
It hurts, Conan. It hurts!