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post #1101 of 5946
Quote:
Momotaro:
Someone's got a girlfriend
Someone's got a girlfriend...

Eat that attention up, Swykk. We all envy you, for she is the cute.
Yeah, we're approaching the four month mark. And yeah, she's cute, I'm not, that's the issue.
post #1102 of 5946
Dude, I've seen that pic of you with the blonde locks. You've got the goods, even though you're no longer sporting the golden tresses. And that's not a come on. Just so everyone knows, I'm not batting for the other team or nothing.

I'm 100% for tha ladies! Or at least that's what my probation officer thinks. wink wink!
post #1103 of 5946
And I'm sure Social would back me up on this one if she were around tonight. Damn her and her faulty internet for not getting in on this discussion! I blame the hotel... shameless bastards, all of 'em!
post #1104 of 5946
Damn! I missed this?!?!?!?!

Maybe tomorrow....damn the hotel!
post #1105 of 5946
For the time being, my car is fixed--and for under $20 bucks. Thank God! Put a new thermostat in it, and it seems to be doing fine....check back tomorrow, though.

I was even lucky enough to get it fixed before I woke up today. My dad's a mechanic, so he took care of it for me. I feel kinda bad, because I at least like to help with that stuff. Note that this is why I have more car knowledge than Swykk does!

And don't let Swykk fool ya, Taro. After almost two weeks of not shaving, he's got barely more than peach fuzz. His inability to grow facial hair has been challenged full force!

Hopefully the dumbasses at work will have the computer fixed tonight. We didn't even have the cops visit us last night, so I had absolutely nothing to do. Oh, well, here's hoping....

Work - Internet = Boring as all hell!
post #1106 of 5946
Thread Starter 
Another satuday night and I aint got nobody...
post #1107 of 5946
That made me laugh.
post #1108 of 5946
And with that, David Lee Roth rolls over in his grave...
post #1109 of 5946
Cat Stevens, Kid.
post #1110 of 5946
David Lee ROTH!
post #1111 of 5946
I think we have a musical on our hands.

CAT STEVENS AND DAVID LEE ROTH in: Ain't Got Nobody But You! Two has-been performers go toe-to-toe on an empty stage, singing their respective songs with the lyric "ain't got nobody". Who will win? Not the audience, that's for sure.
post #1112 of 5946
I'll sit in the audience sniffling...

...probably from this damn cold, but I'll pretend I'm crying from the beauty of the production.
post #1113 of 5946
Did I mention that they will both be completely nude throughout the production? It's a little something for the ladies.

Reminds of the time I went to see a production of M Butterfly in college and got a crystal-clear view straight into an actor's ass-crack. And he was a dangler. Aahh! I was just covering the show for the school newspaper, I didn't go to get optically sodomized.
post #1114 of 5946
That is just wrong.

Did I ever mention that I acted in a college production of M Butterfly. It required me to be nude, but it was fun. I took it in stride.

There was this time though that I had to fart...man, that poor guy.
post #1115 of 5946
Quote:
billzæbub:
Did I mention that they will both be completely nude throughout the production? It's a little something for the ladies.
If that's the case, I'll be in the audience crying with you, Kid. Crying from the horror of it all, but crying none the less.
post #1116 of 5946
Sure sure...you'll be digging on Roth's Skyscraper.
post #1117 of 5946
Digging my eyes out, maybe...
post #1118 of 5946
Quote:
Momotaro:
Dude, I've seen that pic of you with the blonde locks. You've got the goods, even though you're no longer sporting the golden tresses.
Actually Taro, he was considering bringing the golden tresses back. Thankfully he changed his mind. Don't get me wrong, he's cute regardless, but he certainly looks better without the blonde hair. Well, that's my humble opinion at least!

Well, off to work for me. Here's hoping that the bastards have that damn computer fixed!

post #1119 of 5946
Yeah, we can have a marathon post whorin' going on around here. Yeeee-haw! Saturday night is all right for fighting!
post #1120 of 5946
Wassup!

eek!
post #1121 of 5946
What's with all the 'cons? Lonely?
post #1122 of 5946
Quote:
Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
That is just wrong.

Did I ever mention that I acted in a college production of M Butterfly. It required me to be nude, but it was fun. I took it in stride.

There was this time though that I had to fart...man, that poor guy.
Nope, you hadn't mentioned that.

Did it make a sound?
post #1123 of 5946
Thread Starter 
The sound of thunder...
post #1124 of 5946
yes...Thunder. The fat guy on Big Trouble in Little China. It actually said "I can hap you."
post #1125 of 5946
And then he blew up.

I loved that film.
post #1126 of 5946
cabbage flew everywhere!
post #1127 of 5946
Wouldn't that be slaw?

Oh wait, he's asian...

sraw
post #1128 of 5946
Thread Starter 
Were there Days of Thunder, or was it just one...
post #1129 of 5946
Quote:
Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
yes...Thunder. The fat guy on Big Trouble in Little China. It actually said "I can hap you."
I think there's money in that: <a href="http://www.mrmethane.com/html/frameset.html" target="_blank">Mr. Methane</a>
post #1130 of 5946
Repugnant, yet funny. Truely, a working-class hero for the 'naughts.
post #1131 of 5946
What's up guys. Just got in from a night of bar hopping...my head is pounding.

So you suckers are working tonight?
post #1132 of 5946
Less than two hours to go here, pally. Some of us do our best posting when we are working.
post #1133 of 5946
Just a hair longer than two hours left for Ego and myself. I'm sitting here watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Incidently, I'm a little bored as well just sitting here. I would rather be up and about, doing something else... like sleeping.

*yawn*

That girl that plays Herminone is going to be some kind of cute when she gets older. But she's got those thick eyebrows, like Brooke Shields did when she was young. At least she doesn't have a unibrow... *shudder*
post #1134 of 5946
Quote:
Momotaro:

That girl that plays Herminone is going to be some kind of cute when she gets older.
I once said the same thing about Anna Chlumsky (My Girl I/II), and was called a pederast for saying such. I don't think it's harmful to project how a young person will look when they are of age. As for Chlumsky, she seems to have fallen off the earth. No telling what she looks like now.

post #1135 of 5946
I'll bet she still has buck teeth. She could have gone either way I think. She showed promise in My Girl, but by the time Gold Diggers came about, she was leaning toward the tomboyish.
post #1136 of 5946
Quote:
billzæbub:
I once said the same thing about Anna Chlumsky (My Girl I/II), and was called a pederast for saying such.
You said something about a cute little girl and someone implied you like sex with little boys? I don't follow that logic.
post #1137 of 5946
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Hehe.

I'm just not up on my kid-fucker terminology.
post #1138 of 5946
Quote:
billzæbub:
Some of us do our best posting when we are working.
Either our best posting or our best sleeping if you're Taro.

I don't have to work again until Friday! Thank God!
post #1139 of 5946
Wow- not good- I fell asleep mid-post yesterday. Here's what I was writing-

At least you get to use a computer at work....

There's no reason for me to be on one, if I use it, I get yelled at by my boss. Very tricky buisness.

Well, time for me to pass out...gotta get up in 4. *pops in his Day of the Dead dvd* I should be out in 15.
post #1140 of 5946
Gold Diggers: The Secret Of Bear Mountain. Now THERE'S a movie. Ah, the memories.

Where's the special edition DVD with deleted lesbian subtext and commentary from Ricci and Chlumsky? HUH?
post #1141 of 5946
How's everyone doing tonight?
post #1142 of 5946
At home, sick.
post #1143 of 5946
Damn, I'm sorry Kid!

I guess it's better than being at work sick.

I'm at home tonight, too. It's nice to have a night off work.
post #1144 of 5946
But you should tell Taro to stop kissing on you...then you wouldn't be sick in the first place.

"Jay, get out of my personal space bubble! NOW! Don't make me kill ya!"

post #1145 of 5946
How did the media studies test go, Dylan?
post #1146 of 5946
Damn! Everyone's been stearing clear of this thread like the plague!! Hope everyone's feeling better.
post #1147 of 5946
Thread Starter 
I was busy last night with emails out the ears...

Tonight is gonna be a nice night. I hope.
post #1148 of 5946
Yesterday was an interesting day for me, too. Started off good, got much better, then got REALLY shity, and finally had a great ending.

Tonight is going to be a nice and quiet nite at home (well, as quiet as they get at my house), just me and my homework. Or maybe just me and CHUD. Gotta love procrastination!
post #1149 of 5946
I have got the headache from hell tonight! frown
post #1150 of 5946
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Social's neither here nor there:
I have got the headache from hell tonight!
I'm just sitting here, doing next to nothing and waiting for 10:30 to roll around for some dave letterman and Jimmy Kimmel
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