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post #201 of 5954
7/20/03 at 2:01am
Up late, Kid's in Cozumel, water's wet, sky is blue, and I have to pee really bad.
What's a girl to do?
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post #202 of 5954
7/20/03 at 2:38am
Have your tinkle. Hey, congrats are in order. Billz is getting laid these days! And she's a female!
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post #203 of 5954
7/20/03 at 3:34am
Bored here. just sitting here reading threads and posting when i feel like it. just can't sleep lately, at least not at night.
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post #204 of 5954
7/20/03 at 3:50am
I had to stay up really late thursday night watching the Lizzie Maguire Movie. That has got to be some sick form of torture.
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post #205 of 5954
7/20/03 at 6:12am
Had to, MG? Somehow the term "Had to" and "watch the Lizzie Maguire movie" just don't seem to fit together. heh...

And congrats Billz, hopefully she's a breather. And remember, don't copy that floppy.
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post #206 of 5954
7/20/03 at 6:16am
Yes, she breathes. Snores and likes to cuddle a little too much also. She has coined us "fuckbuddies", which pleases me greatly.
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post #207 of 5954
7/20/03 at 2:11pm
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Had to, MG? Somehow the term "Had to" and "watch the Lizzie Maguire movie" just don't seem to fit together. heh...
What are you suggesting?
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post #208 of 5954
7/21/03 at 1:16am
Exactly what I'm suggesting should be painfully obvious. No offense, but that piece of shit just doesn't seem like a 'must watch' film.
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post #209 of 5954
7/21/03 at 2:47am
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Exactly what I'm suggesting should be painfully obvious. No offense, but that piece of shit just doesn't seem like a 'must watch' film.
You fail to understand that it was a must watch situation though. I work at a last run theatre. We screen the new movies we get thursday night. Instead of the managers watching it, they made me watch it. As I sad early, it was like some sick form of torture being made to watch it. Atleast I was being paid. I don't know if any amount of money is worth having all of the songs from the movie stuck in my head for the whole next day though.
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post #210 of 5954
7/21/03 at 4:20am
Thread Starter 
Sucks to be you!

Its later here in Denver
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post #211 of 5954
7/21/03 at 5:00am
Movie Geek, I wasn't trashing you for watching it, just a friendly ribbing. That's all.

And Seahawk, it's later here in Tulsa. Zing!
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post #212 of 5954
7/23/03 at 12:53am
I imagine the first time I see "The Lizzie Maguire Movie" to closely resemble a certain sequence out of "A Clockwork Orange"...
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post #213 of 5954
7/23/03 at 12:58am
Thread Starter 
Throat starting to hurt, not a good sign

SO TIRED!
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post #214 of 5954
7/23/03 at 3:34am
No more cocks for you!
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post #215 of 5954
7/23/03 at 3:39am
Thread Starter 
I'll cock you!
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post #216 of 5954
7/23/03 at 3:40am
....promise?
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post #217 of 5954
7/23/03 at 3:51am
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Only if Ego helps...
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post #218 of 5954
7/23/03 at 3:57am
Ego is in Cozumel, that little cock-knocker. I pissed his cat off today when I was at his house feeding it. Kinda funny...

I opened the door from his garage, and he was there, waiting on me, meowing as per usual. I reach down to pet her, and everything is going ok until she hunches down and just hisses at me twice for no reason. The second time I hiss back at her. Well that was the wrong fucking thing to do as she just went schizo after that. I was there for about an hour, watching the second half of a movie (Ego said I could watch movies on his sweet TV if I wanted) and the entire time she stayed under the couch, hissing at me if I got up from the chair. I thought about popping another movie in, but I had to go pee, and peeing meant I had to go past the cat, and I wasn't about to do that. Crazy fucking cat!
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post #219 of 5954
7/23/03 at 4:04am
Thread Starter 
Coulda just pissed on the cat...
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post #220 of 5954
7/23/03 at 4:09am
And that would have meant soggy puss-puss, and as much as I like that sort of thing, this time it would have been a completely different thing. And where's Werewolf Gurl tonight? Isn't she usually on after midnight?
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post #221 of 5954
7/23/03 at 4:11am
Thread Starter 
Maybe it wasn't a cat hissing at you...
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post #222 of 5954
7/23/03 at 8:47am
Perhaps not. Say, what's the noise behind me?
[turns around]
Why it's a.... a... [muffled screams heard]
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post #223 of 5954
7/23/03 at 1:40pm
Thread Starter 
And he's spent...
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post #224 of 5954
7/24/03 at 12:02am
I knew it. She was actually hissing at TV's Willy Ames, who had been watching you from the shadows from the moment you pulled in, ready to pounce.
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post #225 of 5954
7/24/03 at 2:49am
Thread Starter 
ITS LATE!
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post #226 of 5954
7/24/03 at 3:06am
Actually, it's early.
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post #227 of 5954
7/24/03 at 3:11am
I was going to post in the Missing In Action thread, but I have nothing to add, much like this thread. heh... but at least here I'm loved.

Right guys? Guys?

On another note, Kid Ego's pussy is still angry with me. She was lovey at first, then she came to her senses and hissed at me, hid under the couch and wouldn't let me pass. Stupid cat...
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post #228 of 5954
7/24/03 at 4:45am
Thread Starter 
Strap the pussy on the next flight to Denver, we'll let her and Blofeld's squirill go at it.
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post #229 of 5954
7/24/03 at 4:46am
Much love, brother.

I guess if you end up killing Ego's pussy, you can go looking for a Pet Sematary.
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post #230 of 5954
7/24/03 at 7:56am
I may have to. If I walk in there today and she's still pissy with me, one way or another, I'm going to pick her up and pet that puss. If I no longer post, there will be a reason, it will be because I'm laying in a pool of my own blood in Kid Ego's living room floor.
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post #231 of 5954
7/25/03 at 1:06am
I can't believe the Kid would leave you to take care of his girlfriend like that. Shouldn't she be with him in Mexico?
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post #232 of 5954
7/25/03 at 1:08am
:walks into his living room:

HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!?

:stares at the shredded body of Momotaro:

Damn good job, Sabian.

ets cat, fires up the grill for some late-night barbecue:
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post #233 of 5954
7/25/03 at 1:33am
At least he went out smiling...

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=001119" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=001119</a>
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post #234 of 5954
7/25/03 at 4:29am
Thread Starter 
Momo had Kid's girlfriend under the couch?

The fuck you say...
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post #235 of 5954
7/25/03 at 4:49am
Thread Starter 
SICK.

Nose, Throat, Sneezing.

Aw crap.
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post #236 of 5954
7/26/03 at 3:49am
For some reason Seahawk I was thinking of Strong Bad reading your post. Very weird...

On another note, Kid's cat is still schizo today, four days after the fact of the deluge. Wacky puss-puss!
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post #237 of 5954
7/26/03 at 4:36am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Momotaro:
For some reason Seahawk I was thinking of Strong Bad reading your post. Very weird...

On another note, Kid's cat is still schizo today, four days after the fact of the deluge. Wacky puss-puss!
Who the hell is Strong Bad?

Sorry, just came out of watching BB2, so I'm a bit ornery and cranky.
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post #238 of 5954
7/26/03 at 5:28am
Who is <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=002780" target="_blank">Strongbad?</a>
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post #239 of 5954
7/26/03 at 6:06am
Only the most awesome sauce guy to come out of Strongbadia, Population: Tire.
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post #240 of 5954
8/1/03 at 12:49am
"Where the Ones are always cold..."

Sorry, I'm the new guy...
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post #241 of 5954
8/1/03 at 1:20am
Any friend of Strongbadia, is a friend here in Chud.
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post #242 of 5954
8/1/03 at 1:38am
Ah, what a lovely pissing night I'm having at work. Expectation for the remainder of the night: sitting on my ass a lot.
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post #243 of 5954
8/1/03 at 2:23am
Yay for Counter Strike!!!! I was just playing for 6 hours.
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post #244 of 5954
8/2/03 at 2:55am
6 hours of CS... *weeps uncontrollably*

I've been playing No One Lives Forever 2 finally. Got it ripped from a friend. Not that I normally pirate software, but I would never buy the game, I just wanted to see what they were about, and I got sucked into it. Only problem is, is that the sound of the voices doesn't work, which means I'm missing out on some funny stuff I think. Otherwise, not a bad game. I'm enjoying it tremendously.

I used to play FPS all the time, but as time wore on and friends moved away, I quite playing. I tried playing online, but it seems that there are more bots out there than real people, which just ruins a perfectly good night of gaming. Ass Clowns!
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post #245 of 5954
8/2/03 at 2:59am
You are definitely missing out with no voices. The jokes are half the fun. I'm hoping PS2 comes out with it someday soon. I've given up on punishing my PC with games, and I doubt my puny box would handle a big game such as NOLF2.
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post #246 of 5954
8/2/03 at 4:52am
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It's getting late y'all!
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post #247 of 5954
8/2/03 at 4:57am
7:00 am can't get here fast enough.
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post #248 of 5954
8/2/03 at 7:04am
Gonna get me some malt waffles. Yum!
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post #249 of 5954
8/2/03 at 7:09am
52 minutes and counting for me...what's a malt waffle?
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post #250 of 5954
8/2/03 at 7:25am
A waffle made with malt...duh!
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