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post #551 of 5946
9/1/03 at 10:31pm
That sucks Momotaro! But tonight's another night!
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post #552 of 5946
9/1/03 at 11:14pm
And he's not working, which means he'll probably be asleep...

...actually, the working part makes no difference. He'd be asleep no matter.
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post #553 of 5946
9/1/03 at 11:16pm
So guys, I need some ideas.....

Like two weeks ago swykk completely ballooned my car at work, and I need to get him back (I popped half the balloons and stuck the other half in his car, but that doesn't really count as payback). Any suggestions on what I can do to him?

Nothing that inflicts damage, because more than likely, he'll feel the need to take revenge upon me. I love my car and don't want it to get hurt!!
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post #554 of 5946
9/1/03 at 11:17pm
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being paid to sleep!
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post #555 of 5946
9/2/03 at 1:23am
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Social forged the ring, baby:
So guys, I need some ideas.....

Like two weeks ago swykk completely ballooned my car at work, and I need to get him back (I popped half the balloons and stuck the other half in his car, but that doesn't really count as payback). Any suggestions on what I can do to him?

Nothing that inflicts damage, because more than likely, he'll feel the need to take revenge upon me. I love my car and don't want it to get hurt!!
My friend's been doing pranks at work all the time- he just stuck a million pineapple air freshners in various places in the victim's office, supposedly the place reeks.

Another good one is getting a pack of kool aid, and waiting until it rains. Grab his umbrella, fill it up, and wait till he goes outside and opens it....
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post #556 of 5946
9/2/03 at 1:32am
Thread Starter 
Its late.
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post #557 of 5946
9/2/03 at 1:47am
Quote:
CHUDenver's Seahawk:
Its late.
You would think so.
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post #558 of 5946
9/2/03 at 2:06am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Agent 86:
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CHUDenver's Seahawk:
Its late.
You would think so.
In my PANTS!
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post #559 of 5946
9/2/03 at 6:20am
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Connigit Wanted Vanilla Twist:
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Social forged the ring, baby:
So guys, I need some ideas.....

Like two weeks ago swykk completely ballooned my car at work, and I need to get him back (I popped half the balloons and stuck the other half in his car, but that doesn't really count as payback). Any suggestions on what I can do to him?

Nothing that inflicts damage, because more than likely, he'll feel the need to take revenge upon me. I love my car and don't want it to get hurt!!
My friend's been doing pranks at work all the time- he just stuck a million pineapple air freshners in various places in the victim's office, supposedly the place reeks.

Another good one is getting a pack of kool aid, and waiting until it rains. Grab his umbrella, fill it up, and wait till he goes outside and opens it....
Right on, Connigit!

I did steal the airfreshner out of his car when I transfered over the balloons, so that might work! I was also thinking of a way that I could paint his car without actually painting his car..."WTF?!?!?!?!? That's my car, but it's pink!! I don't have a fucking pink car!!!!!"

Keep the ideas coming guys!
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post #560 of 5946
9/2/03 at 6:40am
I don't really have any ideas that aren't destructive and/or emotionally and psychologically scarring. I guess you could have a male strip-o-gram deliver a message to him at work or something...

...you're probably wanting something semi-cheap though.
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post #561 of 5946
9/2/03 at 7:16am
Socialgirl, check <a href="http://www.wanderworks.com/chilichokers/pranks_cars.htm" target="_blank">here.</a>

I like the idea of flour and pancake syrup best, but to each his own.
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post #562 of 5946
9/2/03 at 7:20am
...the fuck are YOU doing up?
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post #563 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:24am
Well?
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post #564 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:29am
I'm up looking at asian midget porn. What the hell you think?

Breakfast? I'm wanting pancakes for some reason.
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post #565 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:34am
How 'bout some Western Country Diner this morning? Or that place on 15th I was talking about a while ago...we haven't been there yet.

Hell...I'd eat up some Asian midget porn right now...but only if it had monkeys...

Jump on IM dude.
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post #566 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:36am
Consider me jumped.
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post #567 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:52am
That's what your mom said.
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post #568 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:56am
No, no. That's what YOUR mom said...when she asked me to jump her bones. And bones is right, that woman needed some meat in her...
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post #569 of 5946
9/2/03 at 8:58am
I keep telling that bitch to eat something other than tube steak.
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post #570 of 5946
9/2/03 at 10:11am
looks like I missed out today guys!
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post #571 of 5946
9/2/03 at 10:13am
Taro,

Thanks for the link! That is a wealth of ideas that will keep Swykk guessing!

Catch you guys later.
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post #572 of 5946
9/2/03 at 10:14am
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Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
...you're probably wanting something semi-cheap though.
Yea, semi-cheap is good!
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post #573 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:07am
Hey yo! I'm starting early tonight!

How's everyone doing?
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post #574 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:43am
Not too shabby.

Started school today. Very weird. I'm the oldest one in my class. For some reason they have this stupid system for freshmen where everyone is in the same classes together. So basically i'm stuck with the same 30 people for the next semester.

Still, some cool classes. Seems like i'm the only one that's there to actually learn something, though. Already yelled at a few kids for stupid remarks.

So how you doing? Get revenge on Swykk yet?
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post #575 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:47am
That's cool that school went well for you. It's always nice to kick some ass inline on the first day!

Today has been on hell of a long day. The baby didn't nap and has been cranky all day long. But other than that, it's been okay.

Revenge has not taken place yet, but it will happen soon enough!
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post #576 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:50am
Bitches, please. It'll never happen and even if it does I will orchestrate something more sinister than you could ever fathom. Vengeance is mine!!
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post #577 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:53am
Sure sure sure swykk.

It looks like this is going to go full circle many times baby!
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post #578 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:54am
What classes are you taking, Connigit?
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post #579 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:54am
Cool. Good luck with it!

How old's your kid? I've got a niece that's 2, almost 3 now- they're such a pain in the ass at that age . Got me back into watching all my old childhood movies when I hang out with her- Wizard of Oz, Brave Little Toaster...all that goood stuff.
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post #580 of 5946
9/3/03 at 12:57am
Right on! He's about the same age. He'll be three in April.

He can be a pain in the ass, but he is one hell of a cutie!
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post #581 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:01am
Quote:
Social forged the ring, baby:
What classes are you taking, Connigit?
Pretty much all the basics- nothing special. English, Speech, World Humanities, Music, and this crap Freshman course you're required to take.

Wanted to take some film or journalism classes but needed these prereqs.
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post #582 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:05am
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Social forged the ring, baby:
Sure sure sure swykk.

It looks like this is going to go full circle many times baby!
As the late Wesley Willis once said, "Fuck wit' me an' find out!"
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post #583 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:09am
That sucks.

I took television production last sememster and that was pretty cool. I've done a couple of independent studies/internships in it now--but only for the university. I kinda think I'm the one who ends up with these jobs because I'm the only one interested. The joys of attending a small school.

But this semester I'm taking gen ed and electives. Latin American Liturature, Astronomy, Indians of North America, and an independent study television production class.

At least you have a bunch of easy A's Connigit!
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post #584 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:11am
Quote:
swykk is tryin' to be the shephard:
As the late Wesley Willis once said, "Fuck wit' me an' find out!"
Ummm, baby.....

I hate to break this to you, but in some way or another, I already have.
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post #585 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:13am
I like my film class. I'm going to a community college, but I learned that Joe Carnahan went to the school I am at now, so that was kind of cool.
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post #586 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:18am
We don't have film, at least not yet. And to my understanding, film and television have a completely different set of practices. But I like what I've had in production so far.

My favorite aspect of it all....editing. The most tedious job and I get the most enjoyment out of it. Oh well, I'm weird like that.
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post #587 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:19am
Editors are a notoriously weird group of people.

That's awesome, though. I'd love to be doing something like that.
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post #588 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:24am
I have a very elementary digital set up here at home. But it's VERY elementary. One of these days I want to invest in some good analog editing equipment, a switcher, and a kick ass camera.

Not to mention a kick ass digital set up. Hell, I can run my own production house and be a happy woman.

But hopefully I'll be able to get in at a station or something. Chi-town is like an hour away, so here's hoping!
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post #589 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:31am
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Social forged the ring, baby:
Quote:
swykk is tryin' to be the shephard:
As the late Wesley Willis once said, "Fuck wit' me an' find out!"
Ummm, baby.....

I hate to break this to you, but in some way or another, I already have.
Duly noted.
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post #590 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:32am
Okay, just making sure, Swykk.
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post #591 of 5946
9/3/03 at 1:51am
Thanks for the advice for my dad's birthday present Taro!

My brother's girl does photography and takes really good black and whites. They just shot off a roll of me and Dakota and a roll of the two of them for their engagement pictures. I guess the ones of me and Dakota are going for my mom's birthday--which is all the way in December. That still leaves me out in the cold for my dad's b-day.

We made a trip to the Honda dealer today. He has a Goldwing and that's his baby, so he's getting a gift certificate. I hate giving those alone, so I need to think of something small that can be from Dakota.
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post #592 of 5946
9/4/03 at 12:11am
Woo Hoo you guys....It's back to work for me tonight, and back to a dial up. frown
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post #593 of 5946
9/4/03 at 2:09am
I'm not here! I'm, uh, studying! Yeah, I'm studying...

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post #594 of 5946
9/6/03 at 12:14am
Hello? Is anybody out there?? Hello??!!?

Let the work night begin frown

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post #595 of 5946
9/6/03 at 12:31am
Work....it's killing me tonight.

First night back after a long "weekend" and I've had less than 2 hours of sleep today.

But I have a ton of crap to do tonight...
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post #596 of 5946
9/6/03 at 1:53am
That sucks kid!

It looks like it's gonna be a busy one here too. We have a bunch of people coming in for our gay-ass popcorn festival. It's gay. I don't understand why anyone would come from out of town for it. I live here and I don't even go. But to each their own, I guess.

On top of being a busy night, I'm fucking sick off my ass, cranky, and bitchy. It's gonnna be a long for me. I hate having to work when I'm sick. I'm such a baby when I don't feel good.

Oh, btw, I just read your comic for the first time the other day....It's priceless!
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post #597 of 5946
9/6/03 at 1:59am
I just came off of a six-day vacation too. Work sucks. Time to open a taco stand, I think. Kid, you chop the lettuce and segment the lard. Social, you look pretty for the customers and mash the beans with your feet. I'll count the money. wink
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post #598 of 5946
9/6/03 at 2:13am
Looking pretty might be kinda hard for me to do, but I'm all about smashing the beans!
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post #599 of 5946
9/6/03 at 2:17am
I'm all about the taco stand...we need to have it on a trailer in a strip mall parking lot though.
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post #600 of 5946
9/6/03 at 2:40am
Thread Starter 
I need a weekend.

BADLY.

And I'm not getting it tommorow.

DAMN. IT.
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