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post #5551 of 5954
Hmm. Meat fluff. Shower. Two great things that go great together. It just might work!
post #5552 of 5954
I got four hours to go. Hopefully I will be getting a new job tommorrow. Atleast they said they will call tommorrow.
post #5553 of 5954
Did you investigate the trash further? Maybe that dead body wasn't so dead after all.

Lard does a pretty good job at preserving those things, you know.
post #5554 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by Momotaro
I think we need to empty the trash. I just heard it talking to the ice machine and that can't be a good thing. It's spooky here working the late night shift at Taco God.
Just hum the Taco God jingle.
post #5555 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug Black
I got four hours to go. Hopefully I will be getting a new job tommorrow. Atleast they said they will call tommorrow.
I've got about three hours left. In about 45 minutes I'll have a show to half-ass get ready for, and then hope I don't fall asleep in the middle of it. Two hour morning shows suck!!

Good luck with the job, Doug.
post #5556 of 5954
Still have a full 4 to go. I started some new meds today that will hopefully help me stay awake at work.
*crosses fingers*
post #5557 of 5954
Thanks, its been a while since I changed jobs, so I am looking forward to a new challenge.
post #5558 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by Momotaro
Still have a full 4 to go. I started some new meds today that will hopefully help me stay awake at work.
*crosses fingers*
If they work, hook me up Taro!
post #5559 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by Momotaro
Still have a full 4 to go. I started some new meds today that will hopefully help me stay awake at work.
*crosses fingers*
Are you working 7 to 7 also?
post #5560 of 5954
All right boys, the morning shift is starting to come in. I need to go and make it look like I actually did some work in the past five or so hours.
post #5561 of 5954
You are supposed to be chopping lettuce in 10 minutes! What are we going to do about the morning rush?
post #5562 of 5954
Man, I forgot the sex offenders were early risers.
post #5563 of 5954
Often as well, I've heard.
post #5564 of 5954
Hey, those playgrounds aren't going to be lurked by themselves...
post #5565 of 5954
That is very true.
post #5566 of 5954
Just got back from da sto'.
Lookin' for a copy of Brotherhood of the Wolves.

Believe it or not, I've had a cravin' to see that opening fight again.

Yeah.
post #5567 of 5954
Saving everyone a few bucks....don't go see Boodeyman.
post #5568 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by Social
Saving everyone a few bucks....don't go see Boodeyman.
What if one could get in for free?
post #5569 of 5954
I rented a bunch of stuff.

I'm not sure what hurts Ray more...the editing or the direction.
post #5570 of 5954
Don't spoil it for me, I want to see how it ends for myself!
post #5571 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by L7 Productions
What if one could get in for free?
I still wouldn't waste your time.
post #5572 of 5954
Oh come on. You mean a movie that looks and sounds just like Darkness Falls isn't good?
post #5573 of 5954
I can't say I've seen darkness falls. Anyway, Swykk and the boys dragged me to this one.
post #5574 of 5954
Well, you won't need to see Darkness Falls now. It is the same movie. Where the hell is Swykk these days?
post #5575 of 5954
He's around...mainly working and doing school shit. Or more like it, putting off school shit.
post #5576 of 5954
Putting off school shit rocks, as long as you can write papers on the last day like I could. I always got A's and B's on papers I wrote the night before deadline.
post #5577 of 5954
Fuck, my best work was done two hours before the due date.
post #5578 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by billzæbub
Don't spoil it for me, I want to see how it ends for myself!
Here's a hint: he dies.

Bwa ha ha!

I'm a dick.
post #5579 of 5954
At least he doesn't reveal that he is Stevie Wonder's father. Heh.

Which is worse, dead soul singer jokes or blind jokes?
post #5580 of 5954
I'm afraid you have me at a loss, I don't know any deal soul singer jokes.

And speaking of dead soul singers, does Al Jolsen count? "Mammy! Mammy!"
post #5581 of 5954
Quote:
Originally Posted by Momotaro
deal soul singer jokes.
De La Soul singer jokes? No thanks.
post #5582 of 5954
Wow, you guys are evil! That's probably why I like you so much.
post #5583 of 5954
Eww. A girl likes us! Ick!
post #5584 of 5954
Maybe I should write you love notes in lipstick that are sprayed with my perfume.
post #5585 of 5954
That's it. You're not allowed to be topless in the taco stand anymore.
post #5586 of 5954
That's no fun.

The love notes are way to girly for me. Anyway, I prefer blood and not lipstick.
post #5587 of 5954
Okay, that's better. You can be topless again. But Swykk has to put pants on. Quickly.
post #5588 of 5954
If I have to get a Hep check after reading a note, I don't know if it's all worth it.

And besides, Swykk and I are wearing tassels and everybody knows we're the ones that draw in the soccer moms.
post #5589 of 5954
I've heard that many of the sex offenders love your show, too. You guys draw in men and women alike!
post #5590 of 5954
What can I say? When you've got nipples like Dave and I, people tend to flock to see you.
post #5591 of 5954
It's Everybody(except Bill) Topless Day! Yay!

Where's Agent Danger, we need to hire her...
post #5592 of 5954
Stat!
post #5593 of 5954
Come on, it's not a topless day without Bill!
post #5594 of 5954
Oh yes it is. Me no likey grease burns on my nips. Besides, my abundant chest hair would catch fire, and I don't like the smell of burned hair unless it's coming from the taquito fryer.
post #5595 of 5954
Okay, so we'll keep you out of the kitchen. The soccer moms have hinted that they would like personal table dancers......
post #5596 of 5954
I've danced for women in Eddie Bauer attire before. I can do it again.
post #5597 of 5954
These girls want something a little more edgy.
post #5598 of 5954
No, they will be wearing Eddie Bauer. I guess I'll be wearing a little spritz of Brut and some sweat pants.
post #5599 of 5954
That's more like it!
post #5600 of 5954
Oh, and make sure those sweat pants have holes in them.
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