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post #5901 of 5947
So you're the one who has the employee manual. I was sure someone had cooked it and served it to a customer.
post #5902 of 5947
Thread Starter 
I'll get right on that one.
post #5903 of 5947
Throw some ideas for the site at us, Seahawk.
post #5904 of 5947
Looks like I may be getting a new job soon. I have an interview at WCIU (UPN in Chicago) on Monday afternoon. Hopefully everything goes well.
post #5905 of 5947
I would rather you intern at WKRP, it's somewhere in Ohio, not sure where, but there is a girl there named Bailey who I have the hots for... :-)
post #5906 of 5947
Hey, I'm way above interning here! I'm actually getting paid now!

Althought sometimes it doesn't feel like it!
post #5907 of 5947
Quote:
Originally Posted by Social
Looks like I may be getting a new job soon. I have an interview at WCIU (UPN in Chicago) on Monday afternoon. Hopefully everything goes well.
Congrats on the job interview. I wish you the best of luck with that.
post #5908 of 5947
Quote:
Originally Posted by Momotaro
I would rather you intern at WKRP, it's somewhere in Ohio, not sure where, but there is a girl there named Bailey who I have the hots for... :-)
Get in line, pal. I've had my eye on Bailey for quite a while now.
post #5909 of 5947
I just got a new computer, and how do I love it so.......
post #5910 of 5947
Cool. What'd you get?
post #5911 of 5947
My very own PowerBook G4.
post #5912 of 5947
Fancy. What are you going to do with it?
post #5913 of 5947
I got Final Cut for it, so I'm hoping I can devote more time to editing. A friend gave me the adobe creative suite, so I might finally learn PhotoShop and Illistrator.
post #5914 of 5947
Those programs are for men only. Sorry.
post #5915 of 5947
Yea, I have a big storage container of random extention cords, power surges, and various computer computer and a/v cables in the closet that I'm told I'm not allowed to own because of my gender!
post #5916 of 5947
Whoever told you that is right on. Now go hem some curtains or something.
post #5917 of 5947
Yes, her new toy. The one she heartlessly took away from me while I was creating great art. See if I share anything with you anymore...except my penis.

I got to play around with garageband for about 45 minutes today, creating 25 seconds of a song I think I'm going to end up calling "We Are Going to Eat You." It's a goofy bit about zombies, which I plan to try and include bits from every movie I have with zombies in it as the words, if that's possible. In the end, though, if you listen to it real close, you will be able to hear my VERY distorted voice. I don't know if I'll try anything serious with this, right now I'm just learning through fun. I want the song to check in around three, maybe three and a half minutes. If I catch on to this thing, which I seem to be doing alright with just under an hour of experience, it will turn into a full fledged project. Think Skinny Puppy with a sense of humor--samples galore (if I can import samples...I don't know yet) and lots of noise with an unhealthy, artery clogging side of cheez.

I'm getting a G4 of my own in January, if nothing absolutely awful happens between now and then.
post #5918 of 5947
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swykk
Yes, her new toy. The one she heartlessly took away from me while I was creating great art. See if I share anything with you anymore...except my penis.

I got to play around with garageband for about 45 minutes today, creating 25 seconds of a song I think I'm going to end up calling "We Are Going to Eat You." It's a goofy bit about zombies, which I plan to try and include bits from every movie I have with zombies in it as the words, if that's possible. In the end, though, if you listen to it real close, you will be able to hear my VERY distorted voice. I don't know if I'll try anything serious with this, right now I'm just learning through fun. I want the song to check in around three, maybe three and a half minutes. If I catch on to this thing, which I seem to be doing alright with just under an hour of experience, it will turn into a full fledged project. Think Skinny Puppy with a sense of humor--samples galore (if I can import samples...I don't know yet) and lots of noise with an unhealthy, artery clogging side of cheez.

I'm getting a G4 of my own in January, if nothing absolutely awful happens between now and then.
Good. Then I won't have to share.
post #5919 of 5947
See how mean she is?
post #5920 of 5947
You love me.
post #5921 of 5947
Hey honey, we have your favorite "natural cures for cancer" guy on WSBT!!

I hate late night infomercials.
post #5922 of 5947
It seems whenever I'm actually here and posting, no one else is. Well, besides you, that is.
post #5923 of 5947
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swykk
Yes, her new toy. The one she heartlessly took away from me while I was creating great art. See if I share anything with you anymore...except my penis.

I got to play around with garageband for about 45 minutes today, creating 25 seconds of a song I think I'm going to end up calling "We Are Going to Eat You." It's a goofy bit about zombies, which I plan to try and include bits from every movie I have with zombies in it as the words, if that's possible. In the end, though, if you listen to it real close, you will be able to hear my VERY distorted voice. I don't know if I'll try anything serious with this, right now I'm just learning through fun. I want the song to check in around three, maybe three and a half minutes. If I catch on to this thing, which I seem to be doing alright with just under an hour of experience, it will turn into a full fledged project. Think Skinny Puppy with a sense of humor--samples galore (if I can import samples...I don't know yet) and lots of noise with an unhealthy, artery clogging side of cheez.

I'm getting a G4 of my own in January, if nothing absolutely awful happens between now and then.
You should find a copy of the soundtrack to Return of the Living Dead. That is a great zombie soundtrack that might give you an inspiration or two. Tell Michelle to go cook something so you can play with the computer.

Edit: if you are getting good with that program, come up with a Taco God jingle. We may need one for the website at some point. Maybe.
post #5924 of 5947
Drive thru isn't considered cooking, billz. Anyway, cooking is Dave's job.
post #5925 of 5947
Now, semi-drunk and productive, I've determined that I don't have enough loops to create a 3 minute cohesive song so it's been cut all the way down to 1:30. The music for the first song, "We Are Going to Eat You" is about 90% complete and the first sample of many to come is laid down. Next song is to be called "The Name Game" and I have a bunch of loops saved for that one already and samples planned.
post #5926 of 5947
Let's do Swykk!

Swykk Swykk Bo-Bwykk banana fanna fo fwykk me my mo mwykk, Swykk!
post #5927 of 5947
You know you're going to have to post it for everybody to hear Dave. You can't tease us with a song about zombies and not deliever.

On a plus side, it turns out that the "Two for Tuesdays" Taco God nipple tassles that I thoght I was allergic too wasn't the cause of the rash! It's the beef grease that I've been using to get the damn things off. Guess it's back to microwaved Vaseline...
post #5928 of 5947
Goo Gone works best. But then, you probably already knew that.
post #5929 of 5947
Quote:
Originally Posted by Momotaro
You know you're going to have to post it for everybody to hear Dave. You can't tease us with a song about zombies and not deliever.

It's one of those things where ANYONE can do this. So, it's not like I'm going to be all "Look at the art I've created." But, it's alot of fun. The music's done, I'll start recording the samples I'm going to use and then insert them into the track whenever the Demoness allows me to access her new obsession. If that thing could buy her a ring, I'd be done for!
post #5930 of 5947
Ha Ha honey
post #5931 of 5947
90% of samples are recorded. The shitty part is trying to insert them over music and have all parts sound not only good together but also cohesive. This may cause the finished product to take longer to emerge.
post #5932 of 5947
It's 5:18 and I got about an hour and 12 minutes until I head out for my first day of College...I want to go out and enjoy a nice breakfast but everything'll be closed except Mcdonalds, bleh.....

Damn local restaurants just have to open at 9:00 a.m........

Then after that breakfast thing I gotta attend classes, two 3 hour classes, and then after all that come home and see if my mac arried in the mail, then I gotta sort out which textbooks I need, cause some of the ones I bought aren't for my course, luckily I can return them....
post #5933 of 5947
WAGTEY (because it's a fun abbreviation) is complete and it's...okay. A newer pure instrumental song came out of yesterday's fun and has the running title of "Dissonance Day."

"The Name Game" will begin at some point...probably this weekend.

One complaint, however. There are far too little guitar loops on garageband. Good luck trying to get your rock on...

In the real world:

---Anyone catch The Daily Show yesterday? Fantastic yet really sad stuff. This Katrina shit sure has officially exposed our government and media as racist hasn't it? I mean, if all of that wasn't apparent before, you'd have to know by now, right?
post #5934 of 5947
And the world rejoiced for me.
post #5935 of 5947
How's everyone been lately?
post #5936 of 5947
Fine, yet shitty. Would you like to know more?
post #5937 of 5947
I'm sorry. What's going on?
post #5938 of 5947
Thread Starter 
Ah, the thread I started so many years ago is still around.

I'm just posting. Mind you its not late nite in the states. But it is 1:00am here in Manila in the Philippines. I do training in a call center. Aka Outsourcing. I do the devils work. It's great. I have a boss who annoys the living hell outta me, but thank God he moves to another call center account next week so I can have a nicer and better boss.

I also have a class in which I may have to fire people. This is new for me. I've never had that power/requirement. Now I have to prepare my "You're done sucker!" speech. I'll have to search IMDB for some good ideas.

I'm alone in this city. Sure, there are other white people...but not many that I like or can get along with. I get along with the Filipino's just fine...and the ladies...ayeeee! Dangerous women...DANGEROUS! I'm here for a year living out the life of an ex-pat. Will I stay more than a year? I dunno. That's up to the man in Heaven above.

Well, I have to keep my schedule. It's one am. I have a couple hours until a six am breakfest and then bed. And then to work at 9pm Manila time. How has everyone else been doing?
post #5939 of 5947
What the hell are you doing in the Phillipines, did you lose a bet?

Since I posted here last I've had a sex change. I'm now Kid Ego.

Taco God Lives!
post #5940 of 5947
Thread Starter 
Hey, the ladies here are so beauty I would have thrown a game for this gift.

They are 'Da Sexy!
post #5941 of 5947
It's 3:52 and I can't sleep cause I have a toothache that hurts an unbelievable amount.

It's excrutiatingly painful.
post #5942 of 5947
This will be my last day of forced sleep deprivation due to a job. How sweet it is!!
post #5943 of 5947
Hi Michelle. How's the Swykkster and kid?
post #5944 of 5947
They are both doing well. I sign the kid up for kindergarten next Wednesday, and Swykk is happy that I'm off of midnights--for good. I got a much better job at the competing TV station, and they're going to pay me much more than I'm currently getting here. So things are going pretty well around here. I had to can my trip to California for the new job, but there's always next year.

How are things going with you??
post #5945 of 5947
Not too bad. Same job, same girlfriend, different apartment. Less tacos.
post #5946 of 5947
Less tacos is a bad thing...
post #5947 of 5947

I really should have gone to bed about five hours ago.

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