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post #601 of 5946
9/6/03 at 2:59am
weekends are always a good thing, but I never actually get mine over the weekend.

And as for the taco stand...there's no place better than a walmart parking lot, boys!
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post #602 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:01am
Yes, a parking lot trailer is the only way to go. Health codes will be demolished in our selfless struggle to create the most oily taco in history. Filthy white t-shirts are a must, but make an attempt to keep cigarette ash out of the meat pan.
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post #603 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:06am
Damn it! I was going to start smoking again JUST SO I could ash in the meat!!!!!!
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post #604 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:10am
I'll bring the AC/DC cds for background music.
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post #605 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:13am
I don't know, Kid......

AC/DC might be a little too "high class" for a Wal-mart parking lot....
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post #606 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:16am
You may be right.

Iron Butterfly it is.
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post #607 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:18am
Much better.

Umm...are we making these tacos out of real meat, because we wouldn't want to outdo Taco Bell.
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post #608 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:29am
No, we'll be using a wholesale product called Meat Fluff that is basically ground bone meal mixed with soy protein. It tastes like meat when beef gravy and taco seasoning is added. In the back of the trailer you will see a 30-gallon Rubbermaid garbage can in which we mix the Meat Fluff with hot water and long-grain MSG.

I'll make my special homemade salsa that will help hide the flavor of the taco meat. It will come in three flavors: Hot, Super Hot, and Toilet Plunger.
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post #609 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:31am
That's awesome! Just make sure everyone realizes the rubbermaid is for making meat, not a garbage can.

Hell, it won't matter! Your special salsa will hide any traces of trash!
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post #610 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:35am
Billz will keep his porn tacked on the wall behind it too...it makes a good "dumping ground".
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post #611 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:41am
Hell yea!

Can I keep porn up there too?!?!
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post #612 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:42am
On a side note, you know you're feeling really bad when ice cream doesn't even taste good....
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post #613 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:42am
As long as it's girl-girl.
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post #614 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:43am
You should get some good chocolate...it always tastes good.
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post #615 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:46am
Girl-girl, huh? I'll see what I can find!

And good chocolate IS always good, but so is ice cream.

I've never met a bowl of ice cream I didn't like...
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post #616 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:50am
It's impossible to have a taco trailer without porn.

Social, don't sneeze on the tacos. Snot is not a topping.
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post #617 of 5946
9/6/03 at 3:51am
DAMN IT!

I thought your salsa would take care of that Billz!!!
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post #618 of 5946
9/6/03 at 4:00am
Spare salsa will be used in place of water as part of the hand-washing policy. We may also mop with it at the end of the day.
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post #619 of 5946
9/6/03 at 4:08am
Right on, That's a good way to make sure nothing goes to waste.

Plus, if you mop the floor with the salsa, we can extend the five second rule into a five minute rule. I mean, the stuff is just basically soaking in salsa anyway! It will just add to the flavor!
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post #620 of 5946
9/6/03 at 4:24am
And beer.....

We have to have lots of beer!
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post #621 of 5946
9/6/03 at 4:53am
The cheapest shit-beer we can find. We're talking Old Milwaukee here.
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post #622 of 5946
9/6/03 at 4:54am
Oh yea!

To bad they don't have Wal-mart brand beer....that would be perfect!

I gotta blow this taco stand and do some work now

I'll catch up with everyone tomorrow!
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post #623 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:00am
Quote:
Social's a Toys R Us kid:
I gotta blow this taco stand
That's what we're talking about! Da SEXY!
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post #624 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:04am
Blowing will be done behind the stand, please. As for beer, we will sell ice-cold Tacate and room temperature Budweiser.
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post #625 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:12am
Do you guys sell chilled Crenna?
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post #626 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:17am
Que?
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post #627 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:19am
Do you sell chilled sweat from the body of Richard Crenna?
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post #628 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:22am
That would make me, and a billygoat, puke. We do sell Kid Ego Sweaty T-Shirt.
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post #629 of 5946
9/6/03 at 5:24am
How about props from EXPLODER: EVACUATOR PART 2?
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post #630 of 5946
9/6/03 at 6:40am
Well, I got ONE thing done tonight....got the comic up. Now for the other 40 things on the list.
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post #631 of 5946
9/6/03 at 7:15am
I got my shit work done for the night! Woo hoo!

Now I'm eating my ice cream....

So where do I get a Kid Ego Sweaty T-Shirt?

And Kid, I love the comic!
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post #632 of 5946
9/6/03 at 7:27am
Sleep is only two hours away! Yea! Sleep!!!
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post #633 of 5946
9/6/03 at 8:20am
Quote:
Social's a Toys R Us kid:
So where do I get a Kid Ego Sweaty T-Shirt?

And Kid, I love the comic!
PM me your address and I'll ship one to you...FREE OF CHARGE!

Thanks for the kind words about the comic. I honestly don't feel it's that strong.
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post #634 of 5946
9/6/03 at 9:52am
Address sent Kid.

No stalking me now though, okay?
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post #635 of 5946
9/6/03 at 11:39pm
Quote:
Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
Thanks for the kind words about the comic. I honestly don't feel it's that strong.
I think people have a tendancy to be over critical with their own work...I know I am. But your comic made me laugh, so it serves its purpose!

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post #636 of 5946
9/6/03 at 11:40pm
Yeah...that was its entire purpose. Thanks.
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post #637 of 5946
9/6/03 at 11:45pm
No problem!

I have to work the shit shift tomorrow...7am-3pm....my normal sleeping time. That sucks!
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post #638 of 5946
9/6/03 at 11:51pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Social's a Toys R Us kid:
Address sent Kid.

No stalking me now though, okay?
Ego doesn't stalk...
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post #639 of 5946
9/6/03 at 11:52pm
That's good to know, Hawk!
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post #640 of 5946
9/7/03 at 12:19am
So how is everyone tonight?
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post #641 of 5946
9/7/03 at 12:41am
Thread Starter 
Tired, but not tired enough to go to bed.
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post #642 of 5946
9/7/03 at 12:43am
I hear ya, Hawk.

I should be sleeping now because I have to work in the morning, but that's not gonna happen for awhile.
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post #643 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:02am
I definately got back in my room this morning at 6:15AM, after a heavy night of drinking and smoking. I started at 8, and stopped at 6AM. w00t!
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post #644 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:05am
Man, I miss those days, Dylan.

I liked being able to wake up from a long night of partying and still being drunk enough to drink a beer for breakfast. Of course, I don't remember much more from those days. I haven't decided if that's a good or bad thing yet....
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post #645 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:21am
Quote:
Dylan 'DJ Dylan' Friedman:
I definately got back in my room this morning at 6:15AM, after a heavy night of drinking and smoking. I started at 8, and stopped at 6AM. w00t!
Classy. There's something to brag about.
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post #646 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:39am
Those college years......
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post #647 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:46am
It's just so damn admirable.
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post #648 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:52am
True true....

Working tonight Kid?
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post #649 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:53am
Naturally.

So what kinda shirt do you want?
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post #650 of 5946
9/7/03 at 1:54am
Suprise me!
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