CHUD Late Night - Page 17

And im drunk, so im goin upstairs to hang out with some friends. Good night everyonme.

Dylan is getting the full college experience, it seems.

And he's getting his money's worth. Apparently I wasted my time during college as I went through my time there neither stoned or drunk.

I am so tired right now, and am so sick of my sore throat. I just want to get off this bridge call, get some NyQuil and crawl into bed next to my wife and fall into a deep, deep sleep.

*crosses fingers*

I'm starting to get sick too, I think. Scratchy throat and waking up with a head full of snot the last two mornings. I HATE being sick. No girlfriend to sleep with me today.

Billz, I feel for you. I don't know where I got this virus from, but FATWA on whoever gave it to me.

That first guy in history who passed the flu on to someone else deserves a big kick in the ass.

HOLY CHRIST! This never ends!

WE DON'T FUCKING CARE, DYLAN!

I want to echo that nobody really does care about your drunkeness. We do care about you. We've all been in the place were we've gotten intoxicated for the first time away from home adn we want to crow to the world about our new found freedom. We are all laughing at your drunk butt. Stop blowing your money, time, and brain cells and find something productive to do with this new power. Or at least have fun but not at the expense of your health.

Is everyone still sick?

You bet. I'm all stuffy today, stayed home and slept most of the day.

Mostly over it, so i'll probably go to work tommorow....gah.

<gutteral death metal like scream>

Let's review my week...updated for Friday.

Monday- rockin'. No complaints, good times. Still no functioning computer (been using my roomate's for about 5 days now). Got lots of needed work done on my car but for no apparent reason my radio/CD player died. More developments here as they come..

Tuesday- feel like shit, failed that test as I had foreseen. Soc discussion was depressing. Have a test in CPT 107 next week. Not so bad..except STILL no functioning computer.

Wednesday- feel like shit, work 3-11, hope like hell I got that work study so I can fucking quit. And yep, you guessed it, still no functioning computer.

Thursday- feel ok, turned in necessary paperwork to unemployment. Math blew out my brains and Soc discussion was uber depressing today and I learned that the work study was probably already filled but she didn't know for certain so I continue to not know. By the way, math test Tuesday too. I know around 60% of what I need to know by Tuesday. Bitch at girlfriend about various things listed, including a trip to the ZOO tomorrow. It's supposed to be hot and humid tomorrow. Two guesses as to how I will feel tomorrow...but wait, there's hope? Roomate calls and guarantees computer for late tonight. Fingers crossed, gun in mouth.

Friday- Despite dilligent work by roomate, the computer is still being a fucker and not recognizing any hardrives we put in it. More plans are being hatched to troubleshoot, maybe this will be resolved. Seeing "Cabin Fever" with Cropsy tonight, so maybe this week will end well.

Swykk, stay strong brother. Stay strong.

As for myself, I took last night off work. Felt like crap again. Couldn't cough without doubling over and having my throat seize up. Bad stuff whatever I caught.

Oh and bitch he did! But the zoo trip turned out a lot better than he had hoped for.

This cold sucks. I still haven't kicked it, and more than likely passed it onto Swykk and Dakota.

Im going out to a pajama party in a bit. lol.

Took last night off of work to recuperate, didn't do any good apparently as i'm still sick. On the plus side, I sound a little like Barry White, which is cool.

Hurray for cold nipples!

congrats on the new place, hawk!

How's your sickness, Social?

My weak illness has abated, but work is sucking very hard right now. I might as well be sick.

I'm getting better...I'm not as cranky as I have been lately. Just got a really sore throat and a stuffy nose now. But I do think Dakota's starting to get sick, and I hate having a sick baby.

How about you? How are you feeling, Taro?

Oh, and I ate my second "hamburger" today, Taro.

Of course, you realize you're going to end up with TWO sick babies. All in all, Friday was sweet, despite my mixed feelings for "Cabin Fever," but it could just be gas...

Swykk/Social...

Do you guys live in the same city? Does your city have phones? Just curious. Having a conversation over a messageboard system must be highly unsatisfying if you could actually hear the other person speak.

Not really, she's at work usually when she posts here. That, and my cell phone is the only way of speaking to me over a phone and well, I only have so many minutes. On a side note, why do you care? Seems like you've been iritable lately, what's going on, man?

No, ignore my prickishness in other threads. It was a genuine question, as I have done the long distance thing without the aid of internet connectivity. You guys ever think about spending the 5 bucks for microphones and doing the web phone/SMS thing? You could talk and given your geographical closeness there would be little to no lag. And it's free, other than the mics.

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It's not a long distance thing, more like just enjoying communicating in person, over the phone, and here. I mean if we're both here, I figure, why not?

Oh, joy....two sick babies!

To each his own I guess! Web phoning = goodness. No more pesky long distance bills. Phone sex for free. Stay on the weather phone number ALL DAY LONG.

Oh, and porn boy just came down to visit me. NASTY!

Swykk and I live about 10 minutes away from eachother--tops. I just feel bad cause his cell phone bill was horrible last month--mainly due to me!

I was going to say "cool, you got your computer fixed!" and then I realized that number 28 was over.....so you're probably just on Jim's computer.

You haven't thrown yours against a wall or out the window yet, have you?

Is it common practice in the States to have only a cell phone as your primary phone? Do you guys get cheaper rates on cell phones than land lines? Here it's roughly equal, so you save nothing by having only a cell.

I don't have a cell....I kinda looked into getting one about a month ago, but it turns out that because of my divorce, i would have to put down an astronomically huge security deposit. Fuck that shit!

I'm not quite sure how Swykk's plan works or how much he has to pay for it or anything.....

See, I dont have any long distance on the room phone....the school decided to cancel the long distance this year. So, pretty much whenever I call people back home, or on their cell phones, I have to use my cell phone. I think Ive used the room phone like 3 times maybe

ahhhh...the joys of dorm life

I got some work to do(that's pretty damn amazing), so I'll see everyone around.

I simply must know what this "hamburger" thing is your eating. I have an idea, but it's a dirty idea, and I don't know you well enough to make assumptions.

In other worlds, I'm still sick enough to be coughing very roughly. I've been sucking down Ricola and Hall's Defence to no avail. TheraFlu is some nasty stuff but I've been drinking it anyway. It seems like nothing is working.

Why am I sweating? For the love of Joe Bob Briggs, I'm an IT tech. I should not be sweating!!! Aaaah!

Is it that Kansas humidity? It's humid here in Okieville, I assume it's not much different up north.

Or is it the work you're doing? Sweat-of-the-brow kind of work? Like, disarming bombs or painting small faces on fleas? I'm curious because I'm weird that way.

I've been disarming fleas (the fucking idiots who work in this building) who happen to have painted faces (from having their heads up their asses). At least I'm home now. What a nut-crunching week this has been. One more night and I get to sink into the luxurious hilarity of Lewis Black and Dave Attell. That should cure my poo-poo feelings.

It's a Boca Burger, Taro. TheraFlu is some nasty shit, but not as bad as that honey flu stuff. That is ass in a can if I've ever had any before. If you ever need to induce vomiting.....

Okay, well, I'm off to work early--not pleased about it at all.

I just got to work about 20 minutes ago. I'm sore and tired, and I feel a headache coming on.

Gotta do a new comic tonight and a new column for GL. Busy busy.

This is certainly the last place I want to be tonight...and definately the last place I want to be this early.

So how was the vacation, Kid?

Great..it wasn't really a vacation as much as just 5 days off work.

Holy crap...our boss just came through the command center. This marks the second time I've even SEEN him since he became our boss almost seven months ago.

F'n amazing...I always wondered what he looked like.