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post #851 of 5946
9/14/03 at 12:38am
I hope CHUD wasn't on your monitor when he walked through. wink
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post #852 of 5946
9/14/03 at 12:51am
It wouldn't matter anyway...he doesn't care.
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post #853 of 5946
9/14/03 at 12:51am
I used to work at a college bookstore (Follett) about 3 years ago. It was a phone center/distribution place, so we never had any customers walking in. Which was cool for us...jeans and a T-shirt at work with no complaints.

That is, until the "big bosses" decided to pay us a visit. I guess since these guys came down from Chi-town, we had to look all nice and respectable or something.

Fuck looking nice and respectable.....

Soon afterwards, we had to abide to a dress code. I was not pleased.
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post #854 of 5946
9/14/03 at 12:53am
My current boss lives in the hotel that I work at. That sucks big time--he's never really out of your hair. Thankfully, he doesn't really visit on this shift. I'm still not sure if I'm allowed to use the Net at work, so as long as he doesn't see me surfing, I'm all good.
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post #855 of 5946
9/14/03 at 1:08am
Quote:
Social's neither here nor there:
My current boss lives in the hotel that I work at.
That has to be the definition of the word "Loser".
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post #856 of 5946
9/14/03 at 1:25am
I don't know... He probably gets his bed made everyday. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.

And that's cool Social. Boca Burgers are fairly nasty unless you drown them in mustard or barbeque sause of something like that.

In other news, I'm still sick as a fucking dog. I don't know which deity I made mad, but it's coming back to bite me in the tookis.
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post #857 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:08am
Quote:
Kid Ego - Level 17 Decker:
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Social's neither here nor there:
My current boss lives in the hotel that I work at.
That has to be the definition of the word "Loser".
I'll second that one. He's from like Wisconson or Chicago, I don't remember which. I guess they've been looking for a house, and can't find one. He's lived here for like at least 5 months with his wife and kid. You can't tell me there's no place in the area....I know better than that.

If you can understand every third word he's saying, you're doing pretty damn good. It's always interesting to work for people who originally weren't from the country.
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post #858 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:11am
That sucks Taro! I hope you feel better soon, man!

I'm finally starting to feel better, so I must have done my fair share of ass-kissing. But now that I'm recovering, Swykk's getting sick. As long as we don't pass the same cold around all winter, we're doing good.
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post #859 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:14am
Jay better keep his damn tongue in his mouth tonight.
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post #860 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:17am
Gimmie some sugar, baby!
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post #861 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:17am
Keep close relationships with our co-workers, do we Kid?
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post #862 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:19am
Quote:
Momotaro:
Gimmie some sugar, baby!
Does your wife approve of that Taro??
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post #863 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:22am
Hell, I sometimes think she'd be more accepting of him in a gay relationship than a female friendship...
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post #864 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:23am
...and no...I'm all hetero, baby. Don't get any ideas, Swykk.
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post #865 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:24am
Swykk better not be getting any ideas to begin with....I would have to wonder about myself if he did!
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post #866 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:30am
And looking back on that, I think i completely and totally took your last post the wrong way, Kid. Oh well!

So when should I expect the Kid Ego Sweaty T-Shirt? wink
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post #867 of 5946
9/14/03 at 2:39am
Yeah Ego, and where's my damn taco?!?
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post #868 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:01am
Quote:
billzæbub:
Yeah Ego, and where's my damn taco?!?
We have an elephant ear type stand in the parking lot of our local Wal-mart. I think of "meat fluff" everytime I drive past it!
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post #869 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:19am
You'd be thinking of meat fluff everytime you drive by our stand too. The smell would be horrendous, and beautiful.
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post #870 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:21am
Well, since I would be working at your stand (someone's gotta look pretty for the customers), I would be bringing the smell home with me as well.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.......Meat Fluff
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post #871 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:24am
Well, good business demands sacrifices. There are ways around it, I guess. Maybe wearing a Haz-Mat suit in the stand could serve two purposes: keeping the meat smell off and providing a humorous distraction for customers. Something has to keep them from thinking about the food too much.
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post #872 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:35am
That's very true.

On the other hand, seeing workers in Biohazard gear might stear people AWAY from the stand. That's the Meat Fluff's job, damnit!

I propose we light about 150 strongly scented candles in a circle around the stand. That way customers can either 1) join us in satanic slaughtering or 2) make sacrifices to the Taco Gods.

Hopefully the candles can help mask the meat fluff stench...
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post #873 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:42am
And.....the cops DEFINATELY showed up at this party I was at.
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post #874 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:49am
The name of the stand must be Taco God!!!

I envision owning a business, like a taco stand, for the express purpose of losing customers the moment they taste the food. That is my goal.

Who will not join me in my quest for failure?
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post #875 of 5946
9/14/03 at 3:54am
What the fuck?
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post #876 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:04am
You want a taco, Dylan? Real or fake meat?
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post #877 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:05am
Quote:
billzæbub:
Who will not join me in my quest for failure?
Count me in, Billz! I'm always up for failure!!!
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post #878 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:10am
Quote:
billzæbub:
You want a taco, Dylan? Real or fake meat?
God ive got the munchies, i could really go for some taco!! REAL meat
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post #879 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:12am
Try Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
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post #880 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:12am
Sorry, we don't have real meat, but the fake meat is just like real meat in appearance. The sauces are Hot, Super Hot, and Toilet Plunger.
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post #881 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:15am
Also try our new "Hotter than a Harvey Fierstein/Christopher Lowell/Harvey Keitel threesome" sauce.
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post #882 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:19am
Some chick cooked me hamburgers at 5AM the other day. There was lkike 3 of us, me, my friend Calvin, and this girl Abby. And we had just gotten done smoking. and had gotten pretty hungtry, so she was like, "ARe youg uys hungry? im starving....what do you want.....eggs or burgers." Mmmm...hot chick cooking hamburgers at 5AM.
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post #883 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:20am
And I reeallize you guys probably dont care.
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post #884 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:22am
Found food..... peanut buytter crackers!!! Not as good as the burgers though. frown
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post #885 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:23am
Im cuirious as to what the "Toilet Plunger" sauce is made of.
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post #886 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:29am
Things that are hotter than Super Hot.
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post #887 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:31am
Where does Dorthy keep her training bra?
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post #888 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:33am
Kansas. I'm waiting for the sex/age check next. wink
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post #889 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:39am
I've got a couple of ideas on how we can improve the toilet plunger sauce, but the health department might frown on some of them.....
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post #890 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:41am
Man, I seriously need some food. Im about to start gnawing on my own arm soon. Like, I need a large pepperoni pizza, and a liter of Mountain Dew Livewire.lol.
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post #891 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:42am
I've gotta do some work now suck!
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post #892 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:42am
Ive still got a serious buzz going, so its ime for some music. lol.
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post #893 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:48am
And this is a pre-emptive, "Fuck you Kid Ego." I know his bitch ass is gonna come in here and say something like, "God damnit, nobody cares"
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post #894 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:48am
Dylan, dude, whatcha doing to ya'self boay? You know college lasts at least four years.
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post #895 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:55am
Quote:
billzæbub:
Dylan, dude, whatcha doing to ya'self boay? You know college lasts at least four years.
Im enjoying myself as much as possible. thats what im doin!
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post #896 of 5946
9/14/03 at 4:57am
...and sounding like an attention-starved moron in the process.
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post #897 of 5946
9/14/03 at 5:00am
I wish I was doing bets for whether youd come in and say something like that. You dont like it? Deal with it. I'll do whatever I feel like doing this late. And your not liking it isnt gonna stop my doing it.
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post #898 of 5946
9/14/03 at 5:04am
Whine some more, rummy.
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post #899 of 5946
9/14/03 at 5:09am
Dylan, I hate to make Ego sound like Nostradomus, but he does have a point. We enjoy your posts when they are insightful and have a point to them. But when you come in here and tell us how drunk/stoned you are, we really couldn't care less.

You are in college, and you should be enjoying yourself, but not at the expence of your body's health.
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post #900 of 5946
9/14/03 at 5:12am
And which is more fun: the drinking/smoking, or the bragging about it? Someday your substance use might not be something to be proud of. At least that's what the health film told me in junior high P.E. class.
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