CHUD Late Night - Page 19

Bitch some more. Fuck it, im going to bed. Ass

And that was directed to Kid Ego, not Momo, or billz. And its more fun actually partaking then it is "braggin" about it. Im going to bed now.

We don't believe you.

I will not be baited. Im out now.

Who's baiting? I'm just being honest here.

Bullshit, going to bed. Fuck it. good night.

For your information...

Was specifically relating to...

...and I was right. Apart from your "baiting" thing, I'm simply trying to get through to your alcohol & pot-riddled brain that your constant harping on how drunk/high you are is really REALLY annoying after hearing the same thing continuously for the past two years.

I agree with having as much fun as you can in college.....

Call me a prude, but I think it should be LEGAL fun.

Don't get me wrong, I've done my fair share of underage drinking and pot back in the day. But eventually you realize that doing that crap isn't going to benefit ya in the long run.

Plus Dylan, you want to pass college. You don't want to get thrown out because you were smoking too much pot and parting so much that you 1) got caught for possession or 2) flunk all your classes.

We've all been there before Dylan....just sending a word from the wise....well, maybe wiser.

Okay, I'm gonna stop being the mother hen now.

Props on the comic, Kid and Taro. There are quite a few people that I wouldn't mind taking an axe to here at work...and a couple more that would look much more attractive if their brains actually were hanging out.

Is top web comics ever going to get their shit together? You would think monkeys are running their database or something.

Don't stop...some of us like that.

As for the t-shirt...I'm still digging around for a good one. Hopefully, I can get out and mow the lawn this week. That'll get some good sweatstains and everything on there...

TWC apparently had a virus on their primary database server and had to offload all the data onto another drive. They're still trying to get it working.

You'd think this kind of downtime would be detrimental to their business...

You would think.

They've got to at least be losing some big advertising dollars.

And yea! Sweat soaked grass stains!! It will be my favorite shirt, Kid! I'll wear it everywhere.

...and with that a new fashion trend is begun.

Leave it to me to be a trend setter!

You can set the trend...I'm on the cutting edge. I'm MAKING the trend.

That's very true.

I'll have to give you props everywhere I go then.

"And I would like to thank my sylist.....Kid Ego. Without him, I wouldn't have this amazing closet full of sweaty t-shirts!"

and on that note, back to work for me.

Not to mention the SMELL! MMmmmmmmm.

Bringin' da sweat, bringin' da funk.

An off-Broadway play, in Social's closet, in the near future.

How much are tickets going for that one, Taro?

I've successfully accomplished nothing today, so why start being productive now?!?!?!

I'm writing an ultra kiss-ass blurb for our department newsletter. I feel dirty.

I just finished up a new DVD column for GL.com...and sent Jay home because he fell asleep on a conference call.

Damn sick bastard.

ummmm...you got a spot of brown on your nose....

I would like to be sleeping right now.....

Get better soon, Jay. You noogie-monster. wink

Brown spot? I don't think so...I'm getting slammed here.

I'm home. It's much better than work. I recommend it highly.

Five minutes and I'm leaving.

My comfy bed will feel good in about an hour.

Man, this shit sucks! I got off work about 8 hours ago and I'm back already. Not only did I not get nearly enough sleep, but I didn't get to see Dakota at all today. I'll be at school most of the day tomorrow, so it looks like mommy time will be at a minimium. I'm so pissed it's not funny.

That sucks, girl. Managing a job and school can be tough on the toddler time. My sister is trying to do the same thing. Luckily for her she leaves the tot at his grandparents house a few blocks away, so she can still see him pretty often.

I'm lucky enough to not have to put Dakota in daycare. Which is cool by me and great by his asthma. He hasn't gotten sick since I quit working at a daycare center about a year ago.

I still live with my parents, and they are always kind enough to babysit for me when I have to go to school and work. Sometimes it seems like they spend more time with him than I do. I guess as long as he doesn't start calling my mom "Mom" it's okay--for now.

The thing that really annoys me is when people give me shit for not spending "enough" time with Dakota. My ex-mother-in-law is a primary example. When recently asking me what my schedule was, she made a commit like "Well, then he's with the sitter ALL the time!" Damn me for being polite, because I should have screamed somthing like "Well your fucktard son takes no interest in seeing his kid and his worthless ass is no help in raising Dakota. God knows he doesn't pay child support, bitch!"

I can't live with my parents for the rest of my life and I have to support my son somehow. Low paying jobs are not the way to do it, either. So that means going to school and working enough to pay the bills. Such is life, I guess.

Another night at work. And only 5 hours of sleep.

Sounds as good as what I was doing, Kid....except that my night is quickly coming to a close. I've spent just about every waking hour since 9 pm yesterday here (9pm to 7am, and then 3pm to 11pm). I'll be very glad to go home!

That's crazy...

I've been there though. I used to work 12-16 hours a day...6-7 days a week.

On a fairly pathetic note, we have a guy staying here who has spent over $90 on porn rentals.

Yea, I've done my fair share of those. The hours sucked, but the paychecks sure were nice.

Mine weren't. I was on salary.

That really sucks!

It's sunday night. I dread returning to college tomorrow.

I'll second that one. I have a test tomorrow in my latin american lit class. Like always, I haven't studied for it. But in my defense, I have been at work for a long time now!

Of course, work is so slow that i could be looking over the material instead of posting on CHUD, but technicalities.....

I'm not looking forward to astronomy either, but then again, i never am!

I have a math test tomorrow too, but we were supposed to take it last wednesday. But the teacher didn't show up in time. After 15 minutes, if the teach doesn't show, we can go. So we all wrote our names on the board so we wouldn't be marked absent, and we left.

That's cool. We had a teacher call off in high school, and the office forgot to find a replacement. After 30 min, we said screw it and left. They tried to expell us for it!

Last year in high school, my computer class was supposed to begin, but the teacher was late. Not only 15 minutes had passed, but 20! We were beginning to leave, and her beat up pickup truck pulls in front of us. "Oh no, you aren't going anywhere, get in that classroom." What were we going to do, run?

The only reason why we were caught is because the principal was giving a tour and came through our class. "Where's your teacher?" Half the class said I don't know and the other half said in the bathroom. I had left by this point, so I wouldn't have known

Me and 3 other friends left after waiting around for 30 minutes for the teacher to come. They tried to expell all 4 of us (we actually left school property, but I'm unsure if the office realized that). We ended up getting off with detention since the teacher liked us.

I'm actually glad I left that math class. The walls are really thin, and we can hear whats going on in adjacent rooms, and we heard yelling. "GODDAMMIT!" Later on, we heard "FUCK!" and "D-Don't do that!" and the thing was- the theater building is nowhere near the Math and Engineering building where I was!

Well, I'm heading home. I put in my time for the day! Catch ya all later!

Yay for not having ANY work due in class tomorrow.

you suck, dylan

How is everyone tonight?

Fall asleep yet, Kid?
Getting better, Taro?

and I think I want a taco, billz....fake meat please!

I don't think I want to know what was going on then!