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post #1 of 363
4/1/03 at 9:48pm
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WARNING! THIS IS INSULTING

My Faults in Other People: Recognize, Criticize, Feel Better — by Adam Warren
Dead Babies Are Funny, Gay People Aren’t — by Devin
Making People Read the Main Page: The Alienation Technique — by N. Nunziata
Disturbing Jokes About My Mother — Editor: grim fist
I’m Paranoid — Excerpts from the Diary Kronos
Cranky Carl and the Conservative Closet — by Carl Cunningham
You Think I’m a Dipshit, But I Don’t Care — by Adam Warren
I Really Can’t Go Gentle Into That Good Night — the unending memoirs of Django
Metaphysics in a Post-Human Century — Jamie Poole
Rath Bandu — by Mr. Crazy
Myself as a Witty Remark — Blofleld
Tell Them it’s Your Brother: A Repressed Personality’s Guide to Success — anonymous
Odd Musings on Sex — Mike “Masturbating” Arsenault
Textbook Thoughts: Everyone Reads Textboks — Cosmic Ray
Mindlessly Towing the Line for Dummies — Matt Carroll
We Shut Down Adam’s Thread Because it Insulted People — STARCHAMBER
Holy Shit, I’m A Fanboy — Poxy von Sinister
Drown Them in Oceans of Scripture — Thomas Galvin
Spell Cheque? — CT Delude
FUCK MEN! — Diva

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post #2 of 363
4/1/03 at 9:53pm
I found that really funny.
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post #3 of 363
4/1/03 at 9:54pm
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Yeah, so what, I'm bored. If you ask me, the boards have gone vanilla, except for politics, and that forum has all the wrong flavours(edit: MM). All while the main page Only gets better.

I recall the halcyon days, when people didn't take this shit seriously, and if they did, we made fun of 'em until they quit.

Maw.

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post #4 of 363
4/1/03 at 9:55pm
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It Was Helarius — a life in criticism, by DJ Dylan
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post #5 of 363
4/1/03 at 9:58pm
Engrish For Beginners edited by Dan Laugharn and Khitcher
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post #6 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:06pm
Jack Warner: Jesus in a Brooks Brothers Suit -- by bigdog
A Life Under Joel Silver's Desk -- by Smilin' Jack Ruby

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post #7 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:11pm
Triscuits: A Retrospective by Cheese Biscuits
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post #8 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:21pm
I've Got More DVDs Than God - By Andre Dellamorte, Foreward by Tony Ryan
Seagal: The Tao of Steven - By Adam72
I've Got Posters - bigdog
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post #9 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:22pm
This is awesome. Great job. Why hadn't anyone else thought of this?

101,000 Women- Micah Robinson
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post #10 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:34pm
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Flaming Hearts: Our Past Together — by Tony Ryan and Verbal Kint.
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post #11 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:38pm
Mad Max Biography!- by The Knowby Warrior
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post #12 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:41pm
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Commas on the Outside: Exciting Adventures in Technical Writing — compiled by DaveB, Micah Robinson, and Kevin Matchstick. Edited by Dan Whitehead.

In Jokes, I'm Always the Editor — by Dan Whitehead.
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post #13 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:53pm
That's only because God never gave up on Beta and Laserdiscs.
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post #14 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:53pm
Quote:
Adam Warren:
FUCK MEN! — Diva
That can be taken on so many levels. I love it.
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post #15 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:54pm
Dang double posts.

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post #16 of 363
4/1/03 at 10:55pm
This is a great thread.
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post #17 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:03pm
An Actor's Life - Peter Jason (ghost written by HAM and Django)
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post #18 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:09pm
Ideas for Dopey White Chicks - by Hot Animal Machine / Jason Pollock

[i]Beast On Man[i] - by Ludwig

Sluts and Whores - by Grim Fist

No Fan of Franco Nero - by Steve Murphy
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post #19 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:12pm
I'm Right. You're Wrong. - Devin
How to Change Your Opinion To Someone Else's In One Easy Step - Verbal Kint
Marxism In The Year 2000 and Beyond - STAR CHAMBER
There's More Than One Way To Skin a Dead Baby - Devin Unicorn
A Brief History On Briefs - KittyInJammies
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post #20 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:27pm
Hentai is the Natural Progression (and d*mn you for judging me)! -- Voltes

"George Lucas Raped My Childhood" and other contemporary urban myths: A Deconstruction -- Fett

Bad Timing: The Introduction of Professor Turgeson into a Controlled Society -- Adam Warren
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post #21 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:29pm
Life Is Pants, or My Slow Burn Into Insanity - memoirs of N. Nunziata
Post Whoring For Dummies - various authors, foreward by Kiteless
How To Get Ahead In Male Prostitution - Dan Whitehead
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post #22 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:38pm
Finding the Perfect Brassiere --Girlcreeture

"Three Word Sentences": a collection by DJ Dylan

Odd Hours: My story --Seahawk

Wankers, Popinjays, and Lice-Pullers: A Dictionary of English-English --Dan Whitehead
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post #23 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:39pm
LOL - By DJ Dylan
Heh - By Kronos
The PT, it's Good, Really, and no, I'm not an apologist, why do you always have to say I'm apologizing because I think.... - Carl Cunningham

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post #24 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:45pm
I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman - Voltes

:Edited to add that one could get into trouble in this thread:

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post #25 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:53pm
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The PT, it's Good, Really, and no, I'm not an apologist, why do you always have to say I'm apologizing because I think.... - Carl Cunningham

Carl's was into Fiona Apple when he wrote that. It's not his best work. I much prefer Spazz: Why I Hate the Fuckin' Franchise Forum.

Yeah, that Turgeson book didn't sell to hot. The realease wasn't timed properly.
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post #26 of 363
4/1/03 at 11:57pm
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I'm Creepy — Comic Con Stalker
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post #27 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:08am
I always seemed to be ignored, but fuck all of you anyways -by Yando
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post #28 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:08am
Word: A Short Essay by Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist

edited for UBB

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post #29 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:23am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Yando:
I always seemed to be ignored, but fuck all of you anyways -by Yando
An under-read classic. And, as one critic lamented, "brilliant writing about being ignored, and no one gives a shit — you have to laugh."
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post #30 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:30am
Call Me Crazy: A Memoir - by purple_hazed

[I stole title from Anne Heche's Autobiography]

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post #31 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:35am
CC - The Devin Years - by Purple Hazed
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post #32 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:48am
Photoshop for Chewers -- Voltes
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post #33 of 363
4/2/03 at 12:52am
I shot Rivers Cuomo - by flyers
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post #34 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:03am
How did I end up being a fanboy???
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post #35 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:15am
Everything I know in life I learned from Hello Kitty -- prala

Chocolate Cake for the Soul -- prala

Hippies are Dirty -- Ugly Goblin Boy

I'm Still Creepy — the long anticipated sequel by Comic Con Stalker

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post #36 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:20am
Tongue Tied -- Dave Davis

Every week, I read the spoiler and other reasons why I hate myself. -- Verbal kint

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post #37 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:23am
"Ditch the Bitch: A Hooker Choker's Guide" By Dances With Chainsaws
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post #38 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:28am
Hubris, I was trying so hard to come up with a good "hooker choking" title for Chainsaw but you beat me to it!
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post #39 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:35am
How did I end up being a fanboy??? -- Poxy von Sinister
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post #40 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:37am
Quote:
Diamond Diva:


Every week, I read the spoiler and other reasons why I hate myself. -- Verbal kint
Spot-on!
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post #41 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:40am
Actually the first Poxy book was the sort of sequal to his first book I Am Not a Fanboy, which angered many of his fans.
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post #42 of 363
4/2/03 at 1:57am
From Swiri to Kung Pow: The Asian Invasion in America -- khitcher
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post #43 of 363
4/2/03 at 2:35am
This is my favorite thread in months.

My insipid contribution:

I Respect Your Stupid Superstitions by Jacob Singer
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post #44 of 363
4/2/03 at 2:44am
You're More Wrong than a Pedophile at Disneyland: The Art of Rhetoric by Micah Robinson with a forward by Hot Animal Machine
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post #45 of 363
4/2/03 at 2:52am
Fuck You: Political Point/Counter-Point by Devin Faraci and Matt Carroll

From Pole to Pole: Strippers Around the World by Dave Davis

No, I'm Not Ripping Off The Onion by Slater

Chewer Gestappo by Jabbadonut

I Go to Mass for the Wine by Rath
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post #46 of 363
4/2/03 at 3:08am
Quote:
Matt Goldberg:
Word: A Short Essay by Sean Bateman, Samurai Journalist

edited for UBB
Which was followed by his unsuccesfull sophomore effort:

Best Fucking Book Ever: A Fools Guide to Broad Generalizations

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post #47 of 363
4/2/03 at 8:24am
I can't find any of these at amazon.com.
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post #48 of 363
4/2/03 at 9:47am
This is my favorite thread ever, I think.
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post #49 of 363
4/2/03 at 10:32am
...And You Have Every Right To Be Jealous Of Me - by Dr Jonathan Butane, forwardeded by Girlcreeture.

Has Anyone Seen My Pianist - by Dave Davis

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post #50 of 363
4/2/03 at 10:35am
Right up there with DJ Evil's movie concepts thread.
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