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post #351 of 363
6/18/07 at 4:19pm
How to Completely and Utterly Fail at Life by Swedish Miyagi

Now You See Me, Now You Don't by Kevin Matchstick

Why Not to Shave Your Woman's Privates, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Enjoy A Bannana by Patrick Ripoll
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post #352 of 363
6/18/07 at 4:26pm
Being a Skeeze in 12 easy steps - Fabfunk
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post #353 of 363
6/18/07 at 4:27pm
This seems like a pretty good place to announce that I have two new books coming out: Hey Guys, I Just Watched a Movie, Wanna Hear About It??? and It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Black X-Mas: How to Recognize When You Are Fighting a Losing Battle.
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post #354 of 363
6/19/07 at 10:53am
It Was Helarius — a life in criticism, by DJ Dylan

"Three Word Sentences": a collection by DJ Dylan

LOL - By DJ Dylan

Flaming Hearts: Our Past Together — by Tony Ryan and Verbal Kint. The new edition has a special introduction by DJ Dylan.

Females, Finals and *Urrrph* - by DJ Dylan

Ah....those were the days.
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post #355 of 363
6/19/07 at 11:04am
How to Make Love to a Sheep 101 by DJ Dylan

Cool Tricks for an Arm Missing a Bone in It by DJ Dylan

How I'm Sarcasm Proof and living with it - DJ Dylan

Gee, These DJ Dylan/Mastubation Jokes are Sure Funny/Original — Collected Reviews, by The Easily Amused

The Late Late Night Book by 'Hawk, Taro, Swykk, Social, Billz, Ego, and others (with a drunken introduction by Dylan and a jaded forward by Bunny Dracula)

Fanboy Fratboy: Autobiography, lol by DJ Dylan


God...these were great. I forgot about this thread.
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post #356 of 363
6/19/07 at 11:34am
In the Midst of Death, We Are In Arousal: a Memoir by Fabfunk. (I know, too easy, right?)

...:... by Diva.

A Staggering Work of Brain-Numbing Ignorance by Swedish Miyagi.

Get Off My Server! : One Man's Journey From the Jazz Age to the Internet Age by Jacob Singer.

Anarcho-Capitalism on Your Parent's Dime by Angelo Mike.

You'll Understand Once You Get Laid. Like Me. Which Is a Lot. Really. We're Talking Big Time. by Andre Dellamorte.
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post #357 of 363
6/19/07 at 12:38pm
My Life - (*Abridged*) 26th Thanksgiving Edition by Diva

I ♥ Paula: Confessions of an American Idol Addict by Bob Clark

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow by Brad Millette

PMS: A Survivors Guide by Alex Riviello

womeen whoose rate ***** outtof ***** by Spike1983
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post #358 of 363
6/19/07 at 12:56pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
PMS: A Survivors Guide by Alex Riviello
Small excerpt from the beginning of the book-

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PMS: A Survivor's Guide

Men, time to reclaim your sanity. You've just taken the first key step by picking up this book- from now on, you'll know exactly how to handle it when your significant other inevitably turns into a psycho cunt.

As with anything else, preparation is key! Pick up everything from the list below and make sure not to be cheap about it, this is your livelihood we're talking about!

Tools Needed:

1 - 9mm Pistol
12 - Rounds 9mm Ammunition
1 - Muzzle (preferably dog)
1 - Gallon Grain Alcohol
1 - Length of Rope
10 - Ounces Chloroform
2 - Earplugs
1 - Gallon of Ice Cream (last resort, if you need to escape)
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post #359 of 363
6/19/07 at 1:42pm
Hug the Police: My Guide to Minority Living in America by Brian Wehman.

I Hope Everyone Who Reads This Gets Taint Cancer by Devincf.

Now That's Just Damn Silly: A Chud Podcast Collection by Nick Nunziata and various humanoids.

Even the Fat Ones: 101 Things You Didn't Know About Aquaman by Bobclark.

No One's Supervising Me At Work Today by Schwartz.
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post #360 of 363
6/19/07 at 3:37pm
3,476 Things I Hate About Life by General Zod.

Banana-Stamped! and Other Cautionary Tales by Patrick Ripoll.

Zane and the Art of Covert Elimination: How Sniper Saved My Life by Molitisanti.
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post #361 of 363
6/19/07 at 5:32pm
Shoulders, Back, Feet, Legs, & Arms: The Forbidden Art of Massage by Jason P. Thompson
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post #362 of 363
6/19/07 at 5:34pm
NASCAR is a sport! by Brendan Payne
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post #363 of 363
6/19/07 at 5:34pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Shoulders, Back, Feet, Legs, & Arms: The Forbidden Art of Massage by Jason P. Thompson
Who wants a signed copy? I've got mouths to feed! And massage...
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