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Introducing: Whiskey2Blood

post #1 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:26pm
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New guy... making an impression.
Welcome!
What is it about TX that brings such great Chewers?
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post #2 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:31pm
Welcome! I look forward to seeing some of your black magic skills of turning whiskey into blood. So, go ahead.

<img src="http://www.cometdeli.com/whiskey.jpg" alt="" />

Have at it!
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post #3 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:34pm
Quote:
Blofeld and Noble:
New guy... making an impression.
Welcome!
What is it about TX that brings such great Chewers?
Why thank you.

Boredom, maybe?
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post #4 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:34pm
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I'm at about .2 of the way there....
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post #5 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:38pm
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That's Mr. Cheese Biscuits to You:
Welcome! I look forward to seeing some of your black magic skills of turning whiskey into blood. So, go ahead.

<img src="http://www.cometdeli.com/whiskey.jpg" alt="" />

Have at it!
Thank you, kind sir.
Ironic that Jim Beam is front and center.
No black magic required. Just cut a vein and watch it flow. Straight up and warm is the drink of the house.
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post #6 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:38pm
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed myself.

Planning on making CHUDtejas, Whiskey?
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post #7 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:38pm
welcome, and try the quiche!!!
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post #8 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:39pm
Hey...more soul-fodder for CHUDTejas. Welcome, Whiskey.
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post #9 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:42pm
CHUDTejas is looking likely. Did I mention my girlfriend manages a bar in Ft.Worth?
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post #10 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:44pm
Did I mention that I like you even more now?
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post #11 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:46pm
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kittyinjammies:
Did I mention that I like you even more now?
And here I was thinking it was my wit and charm.
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post #12 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:49pm
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Fuck no! You're an internet geek. You've got no wit and charm...
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post #13 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:54pm
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Blofeld and Noble:
Fuck no! You're an internet geek. You've got no wit and charm...
But I have self-deception and denial, two things which are wonderfully handy when you're an internet geek. But, alas, you've shown me that the emperor is nekkid. wink
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post #14 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:57pm
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The view is humbling, ain't it?
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post #15 of 40
11/19/02 at 7:59pm
Then I guess you have seen me naked.
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post #16 of 40
11/19/02 at 8:02pm
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Part of the evidence released in the Jeffrey Jones case...
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post #17 of 40
11/19/02 at 8:06pm
There must be a misunderstanding. I'm not a seven year old boy, I'm just hung like one.
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post #18 of 40
11/19/02 at 9:43pm
OK, I just christened my keyboard with beer that came from my nose.

Thanks, guys.
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post #19 of 40
11/20/02 at 12:10pm
You can get beer from your nose!? Did I mention I like you even more now.
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post #20 of 40
11/20/02 at 12:14pm
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You can get beer from your nose!? Did I mention I like you even more now.
Well, it does have to go in my mouth first.

You may consider me multi-talented.

(edited to insert the quote)

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post #21 of 40
11/20/02 at 12:16pm
And to think I used to be repulsed by phlgem. I did marry a woman once the turned vodka into venom. Now that was black magic.
Thanks for the welcome.
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post #22 of 40
11/20/02 at 12:17pm
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kittyinjammies
Well, it does have to go in my mouth first.
You may consider me multi-talented.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Considered, contemplated and thankful for women like you.
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post #23 of 40
11/20/02 at 12:18pm
Argh!! Sorry for the fucked up quote. I'm new to this.
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post #24 of 40
11/21/02 at 3:21am
He's an LSU fan. How bad can he be?
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post #25 of 40
11/21/02 at 10:57am
At least hes not a Duke fan.
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post #26 of 40
11/21/02 at 12:47pm
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Call:
He's an LSU fan. How bad can he be?
I'm feeling mighty low. It was double dose of defeat last weekend. Crow dipped in crimson tide don't taste so good.

Does Duke have a football team?
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post #27 of 40
11/21/02 at 12:59pm
That's right. They finally moved up from two-hand touch.
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post #28 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:17pm
Quote:
Blofeld and Noble:
New guy... making an impression.
Welcome!
What is it about TX that brings such great Chewers?
The absense of me.
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post #29 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:18pm
Now it's just allowed in the showers.
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post #30 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:21pm
Tell Bobby Hurley that.
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post #31 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:23pm
Bobby can't be blamed, brain damage you know.
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post #32 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:25pm
That was merely a ploy to get a shot at Cherokee Parks.
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post #33 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:30pm
I would actually be happy to keep it as a strictly Christian Laetner bashing thread, but I just go with the flow.
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post #34 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:31pm
Cherokee? The odd man out in the Christian-Bobby-Cherokee love triangle? So very sad. I hear his career never recovered.
(How was that? Weak, I know. But Cherokee is just so damned bland.)
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post #35 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:32pm
And you have to *work* to be bland with a name like Cherokee. But he pulls it off.
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post #36 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:34pm
I'm trying to picture him. I think he's in the Dead Zone.
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post #37 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:35pm
But I'm an LSU guy. I merely reside in this state.

And being an LSU fan, basketball season is merely filler between football and baseball seasons.

Not to mention the Hogs are gonna be grade A prime CRAP this year.
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post #38 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:38pm
Not to mention the Hogs are gonna be grade A prime CRAP this year.

Heh, heh.
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post #39 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:41pm
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japaneseguitar:
Aww, save the Shaq-Diesel years...
You mean the lowest expectation havin' motherfuckers ever?

Shaq, Chris Jackson, Stanley Roberts? Shoulda been champs, but were merely chumps.
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post #40 of 40
11/21/02 at 1:47pm
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Call:
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japaneseguitar:
Aww, save the Shaq-Diesel years...
You mean the lowest expectation havin' motherfuckers ever?

Shaq, Chris Jackson, Stanley Roberts? Shoulda been champs, but were merely chumps.
Oh, what might have been ... But to paraphrase Bobby Knight, all you had to do was look who was standing on the sidelines to answer why it never was.
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